Dragon Laffs #2069


I AM GETTING SO PISSED OFF AT OUR GOVERNMENT!  

The unbelievable audacity of Biden and the other democrats and honestly, some of the republicans makes me absolutely sick to my stomach.  

WE DO NOT HAVE A MONARCHY!  

Our country is a Democracy.  Biden does not have the authority to forgive student loans and make the rest of us pay for it…but he did.  It’s going to cost each of us tax payers $2,000 to pay for the student loans of people who won’t pay them back.  That’s pure bullshit.  I pay my bills, Why should I pay someone else’s bills?  And it’s congress who makes those decisions, not the president.  He’s breaking the law right in front of us, and nobody is even calling him out on this.

And then he calls me and quite a few of you as well, I’d guess, semi-fascists!  Yeah, way to bring the country together there, Joey.  Oh, but that’s not what you are trying to do, is it?

And the newly elected stupid bitch (friend of AOC) yelling that it was a great win for socialism!  Oh my Dear God!  You stupid, stupid fool!  Do you have any idea what socialism really is?  Do you have any idea at all how many wars that men and women like me and a lot of you have fought to rescue people from?  A lot of them stupid foolish people JUST LIKE YOU!

And the worst part of it is that they are lying to our face…TO OUR FACE…and daring us to say something about it.  And expecting us to not say a damn word about it.  
BIDEN:  I didn’t know anything at all about the raid on Trump before it happened.
The only person who can sign off on that kind of a raid on a former President is the CURRENT President!  So, did the FBI and a Judge sign off on all of this without your approval or are you lying AGAIN?  I’m going to go with the latter since you have such a long running list of lies to your credit.
No new taxes to your New Green Deal or whatever the hell you’re calling it.
I mean, come on, let’s be honest.  You’re not even the real president.  Someone in the background is pulling your strings, you prove it all the time.  Saying things like, “Oh, that’s right, I’m not supposed to answer any questions…”  Who the hell tells the president he can’t answer any questions?

It’s all crap.  The FBI, Mainstream media and Democratic party are in collusion to fix the last election and to control the country.  What happened to Democracy?  OUR VOTES MEAN NOTHING!  HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO PUT UP WITH THIS?

Gasp! Pant! Pant! Gasp!

I really need to stop watching the damn news when I’m working on Dragon Laffs… Really and truly I do.  Sorry about that diatribe, but I’m so pissed off right now I couldn’t help myself.  So…what we need to do is get our laff on.  Then we’ll get to other stuff.  How does that sound to everyone? 

Okay, good.

My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy.

I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary.

I can’t afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives.  So instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.

Me too

And thus became the start of the Three Conquistador Stooges

In an effort to expand their demographic, the National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox.

No kidding!  

Let me look into my crystal ball to see your future…

It’s only Saturday, and we’ve already gotten a few donors jumping in the pool already.  So, we want to recognize and thank them!  You are so very generous!

Tina C. Theodore K. William E. Susan W. Leah H. Steven H.

Carlos W. Chris B Mink

I can’t express my gratitude enough to you campers.  You are truly wonderful people.  Thank you ever so much for everything you’ve given.  It doesn’t matter if it’s $100 or $1.  It is appreciated.  It means that you think what I have put together is worth something and you have given what you can afford or what you think my efforts are worth.  Either way I am touched and humbled.  Thank you ever so very much.  You have no idea what it means to me.  Truly.  May God Bless each and every one of you, whether you donate or not.  It matters not.  I know there are many of you out there who can’t afford it and for those, don’t worry about it.  The rest of us will help carry your burden.  Because that’s what family does.  And for those of you who do help carry that burden…

And thanks to Chris, we have determined that you can also donate through Zelle.  My bank, and probably your bank participate in Zelle, or you may have the Zelle App.  I don’t have the App, but as Chris has already proven, I don’t have to have it because it’s already built into my Bank’s App.  Under my bank’s bill pay section it says you can transfer money through Zelle and unlike PayPal that takes a cut of everything that is donated, Zelle doesn’t do that.  So, if you wish to transfer money safely, bank to bank, all you need is the email address that is associated with my bank which is rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net.  So, give that one a try if you like and drop me an email to let me know.  But drop me an email at impishdragon@gmail.com and I’ll get it faster.  The other one is more of a home/business email that isn’t checked as frequently.

Izzy Dragon, my young, hip, connected daughter says that I should use Venmo for donations.  My response was, “What the heck is Venmo?”  She says it’s owned by PayPal but is easier to use, safer and people like it better.  What do you guys think?  Those of you who don’t like using PayPal would you feel better with Venmo?  I’ll do a little research, but I’m interested in hearing from you guys, my friends and family.  Oh, and I was just told by Miss Izzy D, “Cash App sucks, I’d never use Cash App.” So I suppose that one is out.  LOL! 

Let me know what you guys think. 

I used to be able to do a poll on here…wonder if I can do that again?

Growing a new set of teeth would be so much more useful at age 60 than age 6.

I so wholeheartedly agree!!!!

When I was in class 7, I used to ask a lot of questions….

One day, I asked my English Teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation for example, the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc?”

My English Teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered ‘silent'”

(I was even more confused???)

During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.

I ate all the food and returned her the empty container!!

My English Teacher:  “What happened?  I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.”

I replied, “Madam, I thought the ‘H’ was silent.”

Dedicated to all English Teachers

I lost my other sock in the dryer…I hate it when that happens.

And what kind of demonstration … yeah, never mind … I don’t want to know.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

Somedays, I look back on my life and I’m extremely impressed I’m still ALIVE!

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…

according to Facebook fact-checkers, it is, in fact, a squirrel.

I don’t know if my pants are feeling loose because I’m losing weight, or the elastic is finally giving up the fight.

My boss calls me “The Computer”.

Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

I think that’s a marvelous idea!

Chinese third graders are learning multi-variable calculus.  Our third graders are being taught that “men can have babies.”  This will not end well.

There is no 5 year old in the world that is explicitly gay, lesbian, transgender or heterosexual.

Small children do not think about sex and sexuality unless they have been groomed to do so by an adult.

These are the facts.

What do you call a paternity testing facility in Indiana?

Hoosier Daddy

Stephanie sent this next one to me saying, “I’m not into D&D, but this one is for you.”  She knows I’m into it and I think it’s GREAT!  Thanks Steph.

 

And that’s it my friends, we have wrapped this one up for today.  Let’s remember to send me a cup of coffee as some of our fellow campers have already done.  I’m going to keep bothering … or … um … reminding you about it for the next couple of weeks so that I can keep putting your names up on the wall of fame.  Remember, you can either hit the donation button on the upper right corner of the top of the page at dragonlaffs.com, or you can use Zelle through your bank account by sending money from bank to bank by using my email address of rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net, or you can send me an email at impishdragon@gmail.com and I will send you my snail mail address and you can send me something that way.  It matters not if it’s $1 or $100 I will appreciate it just the same.  It shows you cared.  It shows I’m not wasting my time.  When it reaches the point where we no longer pay the bills, I know that I’m not longer entertaining enough, then I’ll no longer do this…until then, I’ll see you next time around my friends.

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2069

  1. Jan Hensley says:

    Please send me your snail mail address. Enjoy your posts. Thank you, Jan Hensley

  2. Marsha Mastrangelo says:

    This is your Missouri nurse with trust issues. Send me your snail mail please.

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