Dragon Laffs #2070

I learned something today…well, truth be told, I already knew this, but it was reinforced to me today.  Happiness is important.  In fact, spreading happiness to other people is probably one of the most important things you can do in life.  Now, I’m not saying just making people laugh, although that’s important, too.  But, sometimes, it’s so easy to bring happiness to other people.  Holding a door for someone, helping someone carry in their groceries, buying beer mugs for your guys in the office as a thank you for their hard work, being that someone on the other end of the phone when they need to talk…and letting them talk while you actually listen.

And sometimes, making people laugh is just enough for the day…because that’s why we’re here, right?  So, let’s see what we can do about putting some smiles on some faces.

And I’m sorry to say this is going to be a short issue.  I’ve completely run out of time.  I have one hour to put together as much of an issue as I can manage, then I have to go pick up Izzy Dragon from work and go to bed.  My humblest apologies, but I will make it up to you guys on Saturday, so right now, I will make one fast plea for donations to Dragon Laffs.  Remember, you can hit the donation button at the upper right hand corner of the web site or you can write to me at impishdragon@gmail.com and I will send you my snail mail address or you can go through your bank and go directly to my bank by using Zelle and my email address of rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net.

Okay, that’s it, now..

God created man and woman.


Democrats created all the other genders.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.


Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone?  Do strangers call to pay my bills?  And if they do why don’t you let them?

“Okay, it’s time to go to sleep.  Now, Once upon a time, there was a little dragon who …”

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I got most of them.

Batman:  [buys Catwoman a drink]

Catwoman:  [slowly pushes drink off the table]

Yeah, I got nuthin’ because I’m in a hurry, but it’s a cool picture.

I’ve decided drinking isn’t the answer to my problems.  However, I’m not a quitter so I’m going to give it another chance.










Five Facts About Reading:

Fact 1:  Reading can make you a better conversationalist. 

Fact 2:  Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud. 

Fact 3:  Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected.  You’d better read. 

Fact 4:  Books have stopped bullets — reading might save your life. 

Fact 5:  Dinosaurs didn’t read.  Look what happened to them.

I was in Florida and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, “I miss Detroit”.

So I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read, “I hope this helps.”

Now THAT’S a GREAT Dad!!!

That’s it, I came close.  But, I gotta fly.  Love and Happiness to you all.  Until next time.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #2070

  1. Leah D says:

    WOW! I sure hope to see more “short issues” Now my mind is reeling . . . “bet my house would be perfectly clean if the Dragon “tidied it up.”

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