Good Monday morning my friends. I made it through the weekend. Friday was a rough night. But, otherwise, it was okay.
I realized something on Saturday. I decided to go through my closet and clean out the clothes that are too big for me now. A year ago I was wearing size XXXL shirts and size 48 pants. Today, I am in XL shirts and 38 pants. I haven’t been in clothes this small since I was an 18 year-old in Basic Training.
And as of right now, I have nothing else to talk about, so let’s get right into the fun stuff.
I am aghast! Why would the Pope recognize the Nazis?
Back in time quite a ways…
I know 5 people who are clinically insane…I’m 2 of them.
Kinda my job, but back in WWI. Would’ve been good fun.
Living in Peru, IN I have to wonder where these two were working.
“Ma’am, have you seen my wife? She is dressed the same as me.”
“Oh, so she’s dressed like a fucking idiot, also.”
Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you, it just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said “a tent of lovers.” I wasn’t really listening…
I drink wine, I read books, and I know things.
I admit, my pervert level is well above the national average, but I’m totally okay with that.
Page 14: How to lose weight fast.
Page 15: You’re beautiful the way you are.
Page 16: Cake recipe.
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! God, that hurts just to LOOK at!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
Okay, for this next one, I’m not sure of the validity of this. I haven’t heard all of this, I have heard some of it. I haven’t been able to verify all of it, but I also have no reason to doubt the truth of it. I would like to know if any of the rest of you have heard any of this or have knowledge of this.
More oddities re: TX School Shooter, if your pondering he is a
18 year old transvestite ILLEGAL ALIEN who lived with his grandma.
Held a Part time job at McDonald’s (he worked 8 hours a week), for minimum wage.
He dressed up in girl’s clothes — and had a VERY expensive female wardrobe.
He dropped out of school because he was obsessed with playing video games.
He had a Brand new expensive game console.
He also owned a brand new F250 pickup “fully loaded.”
Weapons: 2 Brand new Daniel Defense (brand) AR15/M4 rifles, with Military grade Optics.
Each rifle is priced between 3,000 to 4,000 dollars.
He had Thousands of rounds of Military grade ammunition.
Owned and was wearing a thousand dollar bullet proof vest.
He owned All this from his part time job at McDonald’s…?!
Ford F250 Platinum $71,000.00
Game Console $500.00
Optics $1400.00 each
Body Armor $1000.00
TOTAL – $83,400.00
On a Minimum Wage job ??!!
Seems to me SOMEONE WAS FUNDING HIM, HELPING HIM and TRAINING HIM…
And oh – he just happens to have known the Buffalo shooter? Seriously?!
And add to the fact that those rifles were EXACTLY like one of the rifles from the Las Vegas “shooter”. EXACTLY, down to the optics, AND the vertical fore-grip. And that particular configuration is only available and (legally owned) and only available to “Military and Law Enforcement” …
And all this just before the NRA Convention, how timely…