Dragon Laffs #1937


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Good Morning Campers,5b

No, things are not alright.  Things are definitely not alright.  I’m sure you all heard what Biden has done now about mandating that pretty much everyone gets the “vaccine”.  Now, we’ve already discussed how I had to get it and how the military has to obey orders given to them.  Whether those orders are exactly legal or not is another story, but what is this crap about any business with 100 employees or more?  Not to mention forcing all federal employees to get it?  The loophole of calling it a “National Health Emergency” is a bullshit excuse.  Yet, we are all just going to roll over and let them get away with it.

Now, I don’t really care one way or the other whether you are for or against the shot.  The shot itself is not the issue.  The issue is them FORCING us to get it.  Don’t we have freedoms anymore?  They are saying no.  That by not getting the shot, we are putting everyone else in danger.  Well, aren’t they talking out of both sides of their mouths?  If you already have the shot, what do you have to fear from those who don’t have the shot?  Or are you worried that those who don’t have the shot are going to take your beds in the hospitals away from you so you can’t get your tummy tucks and face lifts?

I know, I know.  There are people who really DO need the beds for real life saving emergencies who can’t get them because of COVID patients who wouldn’t be there if they’d of just gotten the shot.  That’s the real story … at least that’s what they’d have us all believe.  I don’t know.  I really don’t know what to believe. 

But I do know that it chaps my blue ass to have someone force me to get something that hasn’t gone through all the testing that it needs, that has side effects that are killing people, that is being recalled, by the thousands,  and that in some places has proven to be completely useless.

And is all of this just an effort to take our attention off of Afghanistan?  And did you hear that all of those people that were brought back … only about 500 of which have been verified actually helped us Americans, are ALL given green cards, there is a bill being quietly passed through that will give them welfare for life, and they are each allowed to send back for up to five people each to bring back here with the same deal?  Now, I’m not sure how much of THAT is true, but that’s the scuttlebutt that’s being passed around the office lately and if even part of it is true … it’s bullshit!  I know the green card part is true. 

And remember campers … we still have American Veterans living on the streets!   Where the hell are our priorities! 

No … things are definitely NOT alright.

And … I have other news.

I just remembered that I have a conference to go to next week.  So I may or may not be out of touch next week.  It kind of depends on how interesting and in-depth the conference is.  It is called the Indiana Emergency Response Conference.  For Firemen, EMS, and Emergency Managers.  I, of course, fall into the last category.  It is in Indianapolis next Wednesday through Saturday. 

I am also working all weekend, which makes it tough to have an issue out.  It is also the weekend that Cpl Sanchez comes home.  All in all a really, really busy week for our blue dragon. 

It also doesn’t help that today is Izzy Dragon’s 20th birthday, although we celebrated last night, Thursday because … she has to work tonight.  So, I didn’t get a chance to start this issue until tonight, Friday, which doesn’t leave me a lot of time to do a proper job.  So, don’t be surprised if it’s not a long one.

But I’ll do the best I can.

As always.

So, let’s get it started.

Lets Laugh

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One great thing about Louisiana heat …

You can guarantee no one is waiting in your back seat to kill you.

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FLORIDA DINER BANS ALL BIDEN SUPPORTERS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIc7jUr-gs4

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Absolutely Marvelous!

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All I’m saying is – what kind of father would encourage a wayward son to carry on?

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The difference between booze and weed?

Five drunk guys will start a fight

Five stoned guys will start a band

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They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog that is about to vomit.  Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

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And it works over and over again.  Look away and then look back again.

Weird.

Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole?

Find out next week on “I think the fuck not.”

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Dragon Pix

coffee dragon

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If you’re asking me for advice …

I’m going to assume you’re out of all other rational options.

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Fantasy

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Another dragon walking their pet.

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Never give 100% at work, they’ll expect that every day.  Always give 50%, so when you give 25% they’ll just think you’re having an off day and if you ever give 75% they’ll give you a raise.

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When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend zoned.

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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Motivate

Goals

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God bless

God's Creatures

God's Gift

going to work

Golden Moments

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Goldilocks

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What’s the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex” … I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met.

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My cousin just told me that it’s “not classy” to eat a large box of shrimp fried rice by myself.

I told her that it’s not classy to not know who her child’s father is.

Now everyone’s yelling.

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And that’s it my friends.

I know it was short, but that’s all the time I have tonight.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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3 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1937

  1. Pete says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Izzy Dragon!

    I sincerely hope and pray that if and when shit hits the mixmaster, you are able to stay on our side.

  2. LEAH D says:

    Well, I’m feeling good . . .I insisted on the Moderna vaccine, and today I read it does a much better job than Pfizer.
    Moderna, NIAID vaccine is a COVID-19 vaccine authorized by FDA and recommended by the CDC for use in the US for a limited population. LIMITED POPULATION?
    Manufacturer/developer: Moderna, NIAID
    Research name: mRNA-1273
    Vaccine type: mRNA
    Administration method: Shot in the muscle of the upper arm
    Source: cdc.gov

  3. Pete says:

    The diner had to close, they ran out of food from all the people going there to support them!

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