Dragon Laffs #1899


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Good Morning Campers,brain

Yup, I liked that header enough that I’m going to reuse it.  I don’t often reuse them right away, but that one speaks to me, so … there it is.

So, today is Saturday and it’s springtime, so you guys know what that means, mowing dragonright?  Yup, you got it.  I’ll be out in just a little while with the Izzy dragon doing the lawn mowing stuff.  Yeah, I can hardly wait.

But, it’s still early enough that I don’t want to bother the0aa1 neighbors.  I have a strict no growling policy before 10 a.m. on the weekends.  Besides, I haven’t finished my first cup of coffee yet.  That sweet, delectable elixir that gets me motivated and keeps me out of jail every day.  It also has the side benefit of keeping other people breathing.  It’s a multipurpose potion.

We have some pretty cool stuff for you today.  So, I highly suggest you sit back, grab your own potion of choice, depending on when you are 3careading this and your own needs and let’s get this train moving down the tracks, shall we?

Okay, maybe not quite like that, but …

Well … maybe … I guess we’ll see.

 

Let's Laugh 5

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Someone has a great sense of humor.

I Speak Four Languages

English

Sarcasm

Sexual Innuendo

Drunken Sailor

So, I speak Five…Dragon…which is a combination of all of the above.

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Another one after my own heart!

This next one is AWESOME and sent in by brother Sasquatch.  This seems to be an honest to goodness news story…and I love it!

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And here’s the news story that goes along with the sign … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-q_J5IyoKE

I really think this is a great idea for some like minded people to put up around the country…

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Remember the mattress cover comment on Amazon that ran last issue … here’s a comment from Leah about that …

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I looked up about the mattress covers, it is the truth!
If they don’t care enough to actually tell the buyers, what are they telling the mattress workers?
I would stand up to a gun any day before I would stand up to fiberglass!

I agree!  Fiberglass is nothing to mess around with!

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And it’s pretty strong coffee, too!

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There’s an Oreo cookie?

Dragon Pix

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Sometimes you get caught up in one of those pictures where you’re chasing your own tail …

Embarrassing …

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Great job!

And here’s a comment from Stephanie that I totally agree with …

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We need prayer desperately for this country.

I couldn’t agree more, my darling.  We need a lot more than that, but I think that prayer would be a wonderful thing, too.

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I don’t know how true that is … but hell, let’s give it a try!

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Amen

Weird Fact

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Arizona and Hawaii are now the only states that don’t observe daylight savings time.

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Fantasy Pix

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Treasure Island was never like this!

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I’ve had that same problem with certain villages and some virgins who weren’t …

Another comment from Leah about the whole UFO thing…

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I have KNOWN for years, UFO’s exist. I didn’t trust our government because they denied them. Now, when we have a man totally removed from reality as president, they admit them.
What’s wrong with this picture?

Well, there’s a LOT wrong with this picture … but that’s totally beside the point.  My question is how have you KNOWN for years that UFOs exist?  Do tell, girl friend.  Spill some tea!  (I know I’m not using that right and I sound like an idiot, but still …) Okay, let’s put it this way people, you are reading and following an ezine written by an admitted dragon and a late and dearly departed leprechaun, with 458contributors that include the fabled Sasquatch, Santa Claus, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and numerous other fabled and mythological creatures and many of you have trouble wrapping your little heads around creatures from other planets.   My distant cousin Marvin has even put in an appearance a time or two … what’s not to believe?

Now the Navy is getting in on the act. 

Erich von Daniken in his book Chariots of the Gods postulates pessimistically that in our Milky Way Galaxy alone there could be 180 million planets capable of supporting life.  And if only one percent of them DID support life, that would still leave 1,800,000.  And if only one percent of them had life as advanced as ours that would leave 18,000.  And if only one percent of THOSE had life MORE advanced than ours, that’s still 180 planets out there that could be visiting us!  And that’s just in our own galaxy! And yes, that was me, paraphrasing A LOT from his book.  You want more, read it yourself, I did, many, many years ago.

So, what are the odds of us being visited by UFOs?  I’d say, pretty good.

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And we can thank Vincent for this new feature …

Breathtaking

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This is called cross sea. A cross sea is a sea state with two wave systems traveling at oblique angles.

And to give you a taste of what’s to come in the upcoming weeks, here’s another:

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This is what an eight-ton Orca jumping 20 feet out of the water looks like

Now THAT’S a flying fish!

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If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

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motivational

Choose Your Battles

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Damn Google Maps

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Damn Straight We Do

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Well damn!  It looks like me and someone else have the same job …

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I also try to get you to think a little bit sometimes … I know for some people that hurts their heads, but you guys can handle it.  YOU campers are special people.

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Somehow I think it’s gonna hurt!

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The Onion Relish is innocent, I tell ya!  Innocent! 

Politics

Just a couple of these for today …

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It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.

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Flirt:  When you fall for someone’s words.

Lust:  When you fall for someone’s beauty.

Love:  When you fall for someone’s soul.

Wow!  That’s powerful!  So … I guess I’ll just keep flirting with you guys!

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But your biggest mistake, my son … IS WE DO EXIST.

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And it sure isn’t a religion of God.  Or at least not any god that lives in Heaven.

There is no such thing as a Grouchy Old Person.

The truth is, once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.

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Nearly everything has the potential to be funny.  The smartasses seize th opportunity to poke fun at something just to get a laugh.  Please thank a smartass today for making your life more cheerful.

You’re welcome.

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This quote almost made me cry.  If you don’t know her story, you should look it up.  She was a regular on Saturday Night Live when SNL really was something.

“I wanted a perfect ending.  Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end.”  ~ Gilda Radner

Gone too soon.

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Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

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Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half … well, the other half is an asshole.

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And that’s it for today my fellow travelers through the campgrounds of life.  Okay, that sounded as lame as it looked.  Anyway, that’s it; it’s over; finish your coffee and go back to work.  Have a great rest of your day.

Cheers Impish

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4 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1899

  1. I get this 2 or 3 times a week and thought you might enjoy

  2. Stephanie says:

    Love you

  3. Leah D says:

    So many things to reply to today. So here is chapter 1.
    In the 60’s the Uintah Basin area of Utah was a hot bed of UFO activity.
    My younger sister was graduating from some school thing, in the town 12 miles away from our farm home. It was a ‘school night’, so would be ending early, .My mother and sister left, I was in charge of the 5 children left at home.
    They didn’t come home. Still not home. It’s so late, I’m so tired, I nod off. I don’t know what time it was they came, but when I ask what happened? Where in the world have they been? Mother spoke in a monotone saying too tired to talk about it, and went to bed.
    When they had dropped from one bench to a lower bench, they saw the object hoovering, and she started to feel weird, unable to drive, pulled over. It was very close, they could see detail. They described like windows on the side of it, could see something inside.
    As far as they knew, they were there a few minutes, it left, and so did they, but they did see it off to the east side of them, following them, above the Duchesne River. They were so many hours late, but did not know it until they got home and saw the clock.
    My friend and I also had an experience of missing time . . . but that would be another chapter.

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