Dragon Laffs #1897


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Good Morning Campers,452

I     HAVE     HEARD     IT     ALL!!!!!

I cannot believe that this stupid fucking administration is planning on giving away even MORE of our money!  $500 a month for every child under 6 and $350 for every child over 6.  There is already no incentive for people to go back to work and some of the states are starting to realize this by cutting off the unemployment benefits (since it’s the states that have to pay it) now the federal government is going to make it even worse.  Some of the fast food restaurants around here are actually offering a $100 sign on bonus.  A sign on bonus for a fast food restaurant!  Can you imagine!!!

And it’s because it pays more to stay home and sit on your ass than it does to work for a living.  And what our government is doing is forming a society that is completely reliant on the government and not on themselves.  They are destroying our work ethic.  They are proving that popping out babies is the way to make money.

I AM DISGUSTED!  They need to go!  Stupid, dumbass, useless … I can’t think3aaaaaa of any more descriptive ….AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!  I’m so fucking mad!

IT’S OUR DAMN MONEY!  I had to raise and support my kids.  Just like I couldn’t pay for my college, now you want me to pay for your kids and pay off your useless college loans.

NO!  Fuck you!  Get a damn job and do it yourself!

soapboxAnd I suppose it’s racist, or some sort of white privilege for me to tell you to work your ass off like I have to, right?  For me to want you to worry about where the money for your medical bills is going to come from like I have to.  For you to have to decide if you are going to pay for medicine, food, or utilities this month.  Yeah, that’s called White fucking Privilege.  Ass wipe.

No, it’s not THAT bad anymore…but it’s not that far off, either.  I should be looking forward to retirement and instead, I’ve got at least 5 or 6 more years of work … if I live that long.  I joke and say that I’ll work till noon on the day of my funeral, but that may not be too far from the truth, because, that’s what White, working class Privilege is all about.

And yes … I’m ranting, I’m pissed and we’ve got to move on to other things.  I suppose I should have saved this for a Last Word or somewhere in the middle of the issue, but it just hit me and I’m pissed and … well … let’s just move on.

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Yeah .. it’s down here … keep going …

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Because that makes too much fucking sense!!!!

Things That Aren’t Cancelled:

1.  Me being an asshole

That doesn’t surprise anyone of you, does it?

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Sex is kinda like cooking …

Everyone can do it, but only some make it delicious.

Hey!  Dragon!  What do you, friggin’ think?!

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The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but how happy others can be because of you.

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You don’t always need a logical reason for doing everything in your life.  Do it because you want to; because it’s fun; because it makes you happy.

Laugh because it annoys the bastards!

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If I was to pick one word to describe myself, I’d go with “doesn’t follow instructions”

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“So I sez to da guy, I sez, ‘you will have eternal enlightenment’ and he really seemed to enjoy dat.”

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I have seen similar signs to this in many different establishments.  Some ask you to order a special drink if you’re worried.  I think it’s a great idea.

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Here’s a comment from Leah …


Leah D

I hope I’m on a roll . . .
On Saturday, I got my hair cut . . . 7 months worth!
On Sunday we found cottonwood tree fluff had strangled our AC, and once cleaned, worked right again.
They say things come in threes, so I am expecting today to be another great day. It has started out that way, with a GREAT issue of Dragon Laffs!
Then I’ll pass the dice to you, and hope you get a great roll.

Well, Leah, I’m not sure I’ve gotten any kind of a great roll.  Mrs. Dragon is still doing very poorly.  We get to see a specialist next week and that’s the good news.  Anyway, thanks for the good thoughts dear friend.

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“Dammit I saw the sword first!”  Black Friday is tough everywhere.

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And now one from Stephanie:

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Had a post on FB come up with a blurred image because it could be considered offensive to some.
The story was a white cop helped black man story. The picture was them both smiling and shaking hands. It’s a shame that they considered this offensive.

That is terrible.  What a warped and weird world we are currently living in.

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Hired a handyman and gave him a list.  When I got home, only #1, 3, and 5 were done.  Turns out, he only does odd jobs!

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Critical Hits

Criticism

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Cross into the blue

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Culture

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Curiosity

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Curious George

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The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people can now apply.

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be “saved” or you’ll “burn”.

Stupid Firemen.

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Parents don’t really go on vacation.

They just take care of their kids in a different city.

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Attention!

I AM OUT OF ORDER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.  MY “STUPID PEOPLE” FILTER NEEDS CLEANING AND MY “GIVE A DAMN” BATTERIES HAVE RUN OUT.

And that is it for today.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1897

  1. Stephanie says:

    We need prayer desperately for this country.

  2. Leah D says:

    I looked up about the mattress covers, it is the truth!
    If they don’t care enough to actually tell the buyers, what are they telling the mattress workers?
    I would stand up to a gun any day before I would stand up to fiberglass!

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