Good Morning from Alpena, Michigan!

And I do mean morning!  It’s Monday at 0430 in the damn morning.  After a LONG drive yesterday I was so damn tired that I crashed early which means that I woke up early this morning so I thought I’d get a start on writing to you guys since there isn’t a damn thing I can do for an hour or so.  Yesterday was completely uneventful, got here, went with the guys to eat.  Came back to the room, read for a while, got things unpacked and crashed.  My achy body woke me at about 0400 and I tried to talk it out of it, but it wasn’t listening, so here I am.

Waiting for breakfast to open.

So … let’s get to the laughter, shall we?

My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like, I KNOW, RIGHT?

If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it’s working.

Yes!  And that’s a legitimate request!!!!

Nerd?  We prefer the term “intellectual bad ass”

Ah, such good memories.  This is a picture of me bringing Mrs. Dragon home after our first date.

And no!  This was NOT her brother’s reaction!  But whoever’s brother it was, he seems pretty pissed off.

A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he had just bought and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy this car could’ve fed thousands of less fortunate people.
His response to this man made him famous on the internet. READ his story as stated on Facebook below:
A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said,
“I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?
I replied I’m not sure;
it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,
it fed the people who make the tires,
it fed the people who made the components that went into it,
it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,
it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.
It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer
and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.
BUT,… I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed.
That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.
When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them dignity for their skills.

When you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth.
Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is having the government take your money against your will and give it to someone else for doing nothing.

Does anyone know if there are special looting hours for seniors?

Asking for a friend.

My wife’s sister told me she was really into horses …

Wife:  Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband:  You weren’t really skinny to begin with!

Time of death:  11:00 pm

Cause: COVID-19

During the lockdown, I’ve run out of entertainment.  So I send David, my neighbor flowers every Saturday evening with a message, “I miss you.”

Then I go to my balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.

My son is taking part in a virtual school social experiment for his civics class. He has to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt for two weeks and write a report on how people react. On his very first day, he’s been cursed at, spit on, punched, and had a bottle thrown at him!

I’m curious what will happen when he leaves the house.

The really funny thing is, that Lynn felt like she had to add … PS: it’s a joke.  LOL!  Thanks Lynn, you made my day.

I asked my surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, “Go ahead, knock yourself out.”

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you. ~ Zig Ziglar

Finland nailed it!

The Finnish word for horrible is KAMALA.

Fact check that!

I did and it is!

Boy, if that ain’t enough warning for you folks out there …

And that is the end of Monday.  Pretty slow day today.  Might be a pretty slow day tomorrow too.  So, here’s hoping I can get another issue out tomorrow.  We’ll have to see.

Cause by the looks of the MSEL (Master Sequence Events Listing) (and pronounced  Measle) it sure as hell ain’t gonna be Wednesday.  We are going to be bussssssssyyyyyyyyy on Wednesday. 

So, have a wonderful Tuesday.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon