Dragon Laffs! #1806


Good Morning Campers,2a1a1
Welcome to Saturday Morning!  Well, Thursday has come and gone and you’re reading this so I’m still alive and not in jail, so THAT’s a good thing, right?

So, at the out-briefing today it was officially stated that I have an excellent program.  That’s nice.  I knew I had an excellent program, but did you have to put me through hell for two days and stress for two weeks leading up to it to tell me something I already knew?

I really need some time off.

But, while you guys are reading this, I am at working teaching CBRN Defense class.


I really need to laugh.

Let’s do this thing.



I love this meme … simply because it puts the three of them in the same category. 


I want this shirt.  But I’d have to go armed… but I do that anyway.

I have a friend who has a trophy wife.  By the looks of her, it wasn’t for first place.



I’m not turning my clock back an hour on November First because seriously, none of us need an extra hour of 2020.



If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.  Because communication is key.


I need this next one for work …



That’s just wrong!

This one is from Bill E.  Thanks very much for sharing it with me and sharing what scumbags the NFL is made of.

Some Folks Have Come to Despise the NFL…

For fans who follow the sport, most of this will be a simple reminder of things you already know. For the rest, it’s a wake-up call:

In 2012 the NFL had an issue with Tim Tebow kneeling before each game to pray, they also had an issue with Tebow wearing John 3:16 as part of his eye-black to avoid glare, and made him take it off.

In 2013 the NFL fined Brandon Marshall for wearing green cleats to raise awareness for people with mental health disorders.

In 2014 Robert Griffin III (RG3) entered a post-game press conference wearing a shirt that said “Know Jesus Know Peace” but was forced to turn it inside out by an NFL uniform inspector before speaking at the podium.

In 2015 DeAngelo Williams was fined for wearing “Find the Cure “eye black for breast cancer awareness.

In 2015 William Gay was fined for wearing purple cleats to raise awareness for domestic violence. (Not that the NFL has a domestic violence problem..).

In 2016 the NFL prevented the Dallas Cowboys from wearing a decal on their helmet in honor of 5 Dallas Police officers killed in the line of duty.

2016 the NFL threatened to fine players who wanted to wear cleats to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11.

So tell me again how the NFL supports free speech and expression. It seems quite clear based on these facts that the NFL has taken a position against any action by NFL players demonstrating RESPECT for any issue:

For God, social causes such as mental health, cancer, domestic violence, for cops killed arbitrarily, for being cops, or for the Memory of 9/11…

BUT they will allow demonstrations of DISRESPECT for our National Flag, our National Anthem, for America, and for the American People, if it will help mollify a particular Group and its supporters. That is who and what the NFL now has shown itself to be.

Pass this post along to all your friends and family, if you believe it worthy of sharing. Honor our military; too many of whom have come home with the American Flag draped over their coffin.

Very well said.  Very nicely said.  Much nicer than I would have said.  I would would have called them the boot-licking, cock sucking, assholes that they are … but that’s just my gentle dragon ways.



Q:  My child doesn’t want to eat meat.  With what can I replace it?

A:  A dog.  Dogs love meat.







Success 3




Sucking Face







Just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.

Guess there’s no reason to try pot roast.



I love people who make me laugh, make me think, and make me coffee.  Not necessarily in that order.



I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability, age, or size.

I base it solely on whether or not they’re an asshole.



Men think women dress for them … dude please!  We dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear.

You’re not even on that list, so chill.



Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.  I paid my $2.  And he says, once upon a time there was this lobster….



And that is it for today.  I know it’s not up to my usual standards, but it’s been one of those weeks.  Love to you all.


Impish Dragon

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs! #1806

  1. Leah D says:

    Well, Dragon Laffs members, I’m glad to see Utah has balls of steel

    SME Steel Contractors sent a letter to Utah Jazz owner Gail Miller expressing “disappointment and disillusionment” with the recent actions done by the league in the aftermath of May’s killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis.Company to let Utah Jazz suite remain empty over NBA’s ‘political propaganda’
    We have been stunned to see the entire Jazz team kneeling during the playing of our county’s national anthem. Like other fans throughout the country, SME was disappointed that the 20 I 9-20 season was disrupted by the COVID pandemic. That disappointment pales, however, to the feelings we experienced when NBA games “restarted” on what appears to be a billboard for the “Black Lives Matter” movement. The final evidence of NBA disregard for its fans and customers was the recent wildcat strike engaged in by NBA players-resulting in the frivolous disruption of scheduled playoff games.”
    The letter goes on to call out Jazz players for wearing “tributes for felons” on the back of their jerseys.
    SME will not renew its licensing agreement or make any further payment for its suite until the NBA and its franchises again offer sports and entertainment rather than divisive political propaganda.”

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