Good Morning Campers,
I’m at a loss as to what to say to you this morning. Our President spoke last night, which was two or three nights ago for you guys (depending on when I get this issue out – and that is way up in the air right now because, as you can imagine, my life is way up in the air right now), and basically told the state Governors that if you can’t handle this situation, than I will. People are being killed. This has gone way over the top. And I have even been having meetings about planned protests in my little area of Cornfield Indiana where I live. I don’t know what to say. This has to stop.
Basically, President Trump has threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807, and from everything I’ve read, he can do it. Use the military to quell the violence. I really and truly hope and pray it doesn’t come to that, but when leaders of the black community are begging and pleading and telling these protestors that what they are doing is wrong … I don’t know. I think it’s time for the legitimate protestors to go home. You’ve made your point. So many of them already have. They say they don’t want any part of this shit, that this is not what they signed up for. But so many others are just opportunistic ass-wipes that are going along with the agitators … who are being paid to keep this up and trust me when I tell you that it’s all political at this point.
This just makes me sick.
So, I’m going on to other things. I’m going to fucking laugh instead. So fuck all you protestors, Dragon Laffs is going to laugh at all your bullshit!
My ex tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends that I have a small dick.
Guess her reaction when they all disagreed.
I’m pretty jealous of those two astronauts getting the hell off the planet …
You don’t think people are doing shit just to cause trouble?
Illinois man charged with handing out ‘bombs’ during Minneapolis protests
June 2 (UPI) — Federal authorities have charged an Illinois man for crossing state lines into Minnesota where he filmed himself passing out explosive devices and urging people to throw them at police and buildings during nationwide unrest over the police-involved death of George Floyd.
These are the ones! These are the ones who need to be locked up and never let out!
I don’t know if I could ever “complete” someone.
But driving someone batshit crazy sounds doable.
Statistics show that once a burglar is infected by the AR-15 virus, they don’t burgle anymore …
and this next one goes so nicely with the last one …
Okay, I’m done. LOL!
You have successfully made it to the end of May!
Welcome to Level 6 of JUMANJI!
There’s an Oreo cookie? I still don’t see an Oreo cookie!
Principal: Your son is being bullied
Me: He needs a sword.
Principal: What? No, that would be …
Me: *Pulls out a sword*
Principal: Whoa. Hold on. I don’t want any problems.
Me: *To Son* See what I mean.
See! It’s not just me!!’’
The fact that my body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow is very disappointing.
Yeah … I think I have at LEAST as many rounds as they could come up with as rioters and looters.
Okay, so I couldn’t resist this next one…
Everybody makes fun of the bald guy until the barber shops are all closed. Then we’re the only ones who know how to cut our own hair.
They can … under normal circumstances … it might just take them a while … but I believe in self support and the second amendment.
Day 22 of no Pub! I fell off my stool in the kitchen to bring back some memories.
Very subtle … but one of my favorite songs … and now jokes!
Eugene Levy and his wife invited me to a non-alcoholic party.
Drove my Chevy to the Levys but the Levys were dry …
About half and half …
If I take a job at a poultry farm, does that make me a Chicken Tender??
Damn! Come over to my house!!
If Watson isn’t the most famous Doctor, then Who is.
Oh, come on! Really?
Did You Know: (You gonna start this shit again?) Tulip bulbs were once used as currency in Holland. Well … hey … no … I didn’t know that and that’s actually pretty cool and makes some sense since Holland is the like the Tulip capital of the world and all and … okay … enough …
Did You Know: (See what you started!) Wooly Mammoths were still roaming the earth when the Pyramids of Giza were being built. So the space aliens who built the pyramids used wooly mammoths to move the big stones? Is that what I’m hearing, here?
I gotta get me one of those cups!!!!
So … in order to enter stores now, do I need to bring a face mask or a brick?
2020 is confusing.
Okay, so it’s not funny … but it is.
Well, yeah! That’s what you said you wanted!!
Every refrigerator has a crisper drawer … which is a great place to hide your vegetables while they rot.
I think that is enough battling of the bullshit for one day, besides I have a protest meeting at the Sheriff’s office I have to get to.
LOL! I just reread that last line and it makes it sound like the Sheriff’s Department is going to protest. Wouldn’t that be something. Oh well.
Love and Laughter to you all, until we talk again dear friends.