Well, it’s been one of those weeks.
We’re getting ready for a BIG inspection followed immediately by another BIG inspection! So much fun! (Really gotta find that sarcasm font!)
The heat here in the Midwest is beginning to get to people.
It’s 89 F right now, but it feels like 114 F!
That’s too damn hot for Indiana!
There was a knock at the back door earlier, when I went to see who it was in my back yard, there was a family of raccoons, a deer, and three squirrels asking if they could come in where it was cooler.
Anyway, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me next weekend and the weekend after that, but if you listen very closely, you’ll probably be able to hear the screaming in my head from all the idiot, higher headquarters inspectors visiting my base and my office.
Government work…low pay, huge responsibility, and too many hours worked.
But, there is the whole job satisfaction thing.
I’ll let you know next time whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
So let’s laugh!
Along with “Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
If a bra is an “over the shoulder boulder holder” then what would you call men’s underwear?
Under the butt nut hut.
I went to donate blood today, but they kept asking too many questions.
Who’s blood is this? Where did you get it?
5 Kinds Of Fear
-15 Missed Calls From Mom
-“We Need To Talk”
I had my patience tested.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.
Sadly, that’s it for this week.
Love you all.