Leprechaun Laughs Late Breaking News Edition

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Lethal here with a couple late breaking bulletins.

Our Top Story:

The Blue One himself, Impish Dragon is home and has been since late Tuesday. I barely spoke with him via text on Tuesday and not at all yesterday. This was part of the reason for the delay in updating you.

I was also heavily involved and tied up and couldn’t spend the time for personal things until now. However this was sort of a stroke of good fortune as I spoke via text with Impish, (or as he now apparently prefers to be known Impish of Borg) late this afternoon.

He has already been to his first Physical Therapy appointment and graduated from (guessing) walker to a cane. He’s still quite fatigued and in some pain but according to him is ahead of his recovery schedule at this point.

In a Related Story:

Some of you posted well wishes to Impish prior to his trip in the comments section that were delayed in being approved. This is a new wrinkle with WordPress that I have as yet had time to run down. We used to receive emails notifying us when there were comments to approve. Suddenly this has stopped and we didn’t have a clue about it until I spotted a bunch waiting for approval on Monday while checking to make sure yesterdays issue was going to post correctly. As soon as I have the time of Impish feels up to it we will attempt to locate the problem and see if we can correct it. Mean while we ask your understanding and indulgence if it takes us a while to approve your comment.

Finally Tonight:

While  I am not in the direct path of soon to be Hurricane Harvey I am on the dirty side of the storm. This means I won’t suffer the high winds and the high rainfall vs. short time period totals of being the the path but I will receive a great deal of rain.

How much? Well latest estimates put it at some place between 10 and 15 inches measured from the start late tomorrow (Friday) until sometime next Wednesday. Apparently once the slow moving storm is on shore it’s going to hook a right and come our way as a Tropical Storm.

According the the Weather Guessers ,as long as we get the rain in spaced out measure quantities there will be flooding but it should be minimal and controllable (they hope). IF we get a lot all at once over a short period or even over the course of a day, there will be problems. I expect to lose my U-verse service at some point and possibly my power as well. Also if we get a lot of rain obviously we have a chance for road and/or apartment flooding and even the possibility if the near by bayou floods enough of a mandatory evacuation.

What this means at this point is next weeks issue (which I have yet to even start) is somewhat of a crap shoot unless I can dash one out tomorrow (also a crap shoot).

However as I understand it you will be hearing from the Blue One himself on Saturday. Exactly where he will be addressing you from I am unsure of. Might be Dr. Nick’s Infirmary here at DL/LL H.Q., possible from a newly designed for his recovery and physical therapy suite at the Hokey Pokey Recovery Center, heck for all I know Impish of Borg may well address you from a Borg Cube, Sphere or even Unimatrix 001 with the Borg Queen looking over his shoulder. Fair warning– he has been mumbling something about “Resistance to Puns is futile.”

And that’s the way it is Thursday August 24th 2017. Good Night Readers.

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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13 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs Late Breaking News Edition

  1. Dale says:

    How you and family are safe from the incoming storm. Also, Imphish coming to heal.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Thanks, Dale.
      We’re safe from the Hurricane aspect but pretty much slated to be deluged with rain.
      Not the 30+ inches that lower Houston will get but still enough to give us concerns.
      As of right now, we’re looking at somewhere between 10 to 15″ minimum between now and next Thursday.
      How we make out pretty much depends on how we get that much rain. We get a bunch then a breather we’ll probably be ok.
      Unfortunately, as of right now, the Weather Guessers say it’s going to go as far as San Antonio then double back and maybe
      park over Houston as a Tropical Storm on Wednesday.
      Already it’s a problem getting bottled water. Even 1/2 an hour North of us where Molly works they have none.
      We’ll be filling what ever bottles, jugs, and pitchers we can find around here and probably a few pots and pans as well with drinking water.
      I keep several jugs from cat litter to fill for use in flushing though they do get very heavy to handle when full.
      As of right now we’re crossing fingers and rubbing worry stones, shamrocks, and the odd rabbit’s foot when we can catch one while playing
      hurry up and wait.

  2. Howard says:

    Glad to hear the surgery went well, and that the recovery is going even better. Remind the Big Blue One, that pushing too much will cause many problems. Take it as recommended. My wife had gone through this and she pushed it and never really got back to 100%. Best wishes to all!!

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Already been there and done that Howard way back on Tuesday when he told me he was using a cane already.
      I don’t think he took me seriously but maybe if enough of us chime in he will

      • Howard says:

        Then consider me to have chimed! Hopefully he will listen. But dragons aren’t known for taking advice. He’s lucky to have a friend (or is that fiend?) like you to keep track of him. LOL.

      • impishdragon says:

        Howard, yes indeed, I am truly blessed to have a friend like Lethal. And blessed as well with the other friends I have made on this silly adventure. And even though you laugh at my discomfort, I consider you, too as friend. Or maybe fiend. Not sure, it could be one or the other.

      • Howard says:

        I only laugh to lighten the situation. For the most part I consider you and the rest of the group as friends. But like you, I can be a fiend when the need arises, hehehe.

      • lethalleprechaun says:

        SEX fiend does not count Howard!

      • Howard says:

        Wait? Who’s been talking? LOL.

      • lethalleprechaun says:

        Talking? Dude, there are picture and videos making the rounds!

      • Howard says:

        That’s not me! Those are forgeries!! It’s my evil twin, uhm… a look alike. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! LOL.

      • lethalleprechaun says:

        Wow, a complete page of denials right out of the Impish Dragon Playbook!
        I had no idea he was selling it.

      • Howard says:

        See? He’s the look alike. Don’t forget those shape shifting abilities of his. Why I bet he made himself look like me just to avoid any future compensations, err, complications. Besides, he’d obviously have more success by posing as me rather than himself. Haven’t you ever wondered about people saying they had seen you and you had no memory of being there? Impish!!

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