Good Morning Campers,
Now, since Mrs. Dragon is not from Jersey, I expect everyone of you to not show this picture to her. Right?
The holidays are coming. Thanksgiving is just a couple of days away and Christmas is just around the corner. How many of you can we expect for the Thanksgiving feast next weekend? Okay, keep your hands up, Ginny dear, can you go around and count and get names for us? Thanks, hun.
Well, I’m very sure there is a lot of excitement about this years party. The kitchen staff is already making stuff. Some of it is for the party, some of it is for samples to go to Lethal’s office for his approval. They won’t send me samples because they know that I love just about everything.
And again, Lethal is determined to keep me out of the kitchen! He won’t let me have anything to do with preparing the Thanksgiving meal! I don’t think that’s fair! Especially since nobody, and I mean NOBODY knows turkey better than I do! I’ve been hunting turkey all over the world before the pilgrims even thought about eating with Indians.
But, will Lethal let me in the kitchen?
But, I have a plan this year. Last year I ALMOST made it! I was this close! So, building on my successes from previous years…heh, heh, heh! Let’s just say that he’s in for a BIG surprise!
Now, while I put the finishing touches on this great plan of mine, you guys go ahead and start the issue:
I know this is a lousy way to start a humor blog, but as you know, we also bring you stuff that is supposed to make you think. This new section, Can You Believe This Crap?! (CYBTC) is also a section, like everything else in Dragon Laffs, that you can submit stuff to. Just sayin’.
THE ENTITLED GENERATION IS NOW MARCHING TO GET MORE FREE STUFF
Read the rest of the article here: http://minutemennews.com/the-entitled-generation-is-now-marching-to-get-more-free-stuff/
It is unbelievable to me the number of people in this country, young and old, who feel like the rest of us owe them a free-ride! Day after day I read about a $15 minimum wage, Free college, Free food, Free housing, FREE, FREE, FREE!!!
How can you possibly think that me working harder so you don’t have to work is fair? I’m sure, according to you, the Entitlers, that I should do like you do and stop working and have some other citizen pay me!
That is outrageous!
And as far as the $15 minimum wage goes, you really DO need more schooling if you think that is going to work out economically in ANYBODY’S favor. Minimum wage is there for minimum skills. You want a higher paying job, get yourself some higher paying skills!!!
My son, you know him as the Whelpling, needed a better paying job to feed his family. Did he hold his hand out and ask for it to be given to him? HELL NO!! Because I raised him better than that!!! He, with the help of his wife, put himself through school, he got his CDL, and now he’s making the money that he needs to make.
Why the hell should he have to pay for someone else who’s not willing to make, at least, the same effort that he has?
To the Entitlers out there… Get off your lazy asses, stop being so childish to think that Mommy and Daddy America is going to take care of you for the rest of your life! You make me sick!!! Leeches.
Gotta love the little devil. He’s been hanging around the campground lately, so I put him to work.
I was going to put a groaner alert before this one, but it’s not really that bad.
Okay, so maybe it is.
Our little playhouse on the property of DL&LL Enterprises does a play every year for the staff and members of Fun Mountain. This is a picture of the time we did the Sound of Music. It was a great performance. The lead, seen above, went on to a great career in Hollywood, to include roles in the Hobbit movies, some of the Disney movies and others you probably know. We are quite proud of his success.
Yes, it’s a gross and disgusting picture. Yes, it is over the top sensationalism. Yes, it’s necessary to make the point. So, tell me again how Islam is a religion of peace. Tell again, the people of Paris how Islam is a religion of peace.
Now, tell me why our President is still trying to back these monsters.
There is only ONE place that I go that I’m not armed. And no, it isn’t church.
Campers, it’s coming to our America, sooner than you might think.
Okay, so I hit 22 of them. Almost 79%. Yeah, I’m old.
So, I’m not going to tell you which of our lovely ladies is riding on the back of my tail. Nope. Not gonna say a word.
For this alone, I’d vote for you!
Just ask Lethal. He’ll tell you.
(Yes, Lethal. That was an underhanded slow pitch to you. I’m SURE you’ll have a response for us either in the comments or in your next issue.)
Papa Dragon Most Senior sent me this great idea:
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least 55.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. ‘My back hurts! I can’t sleep, I’m tired and hungry.’ We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn’t even like to get up before 10am. Us old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell?
Besides, like I said, I’m tired and can’t sleep and since I’m already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical goat fucking, son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We’re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we’re used to soft food. We’ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We’ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however… I’ve been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push-ups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too… I’ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm’s way.
Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.
HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50…in menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They’ll have it secured the first night!
Ginny was telling me that she had visited her daughter the other night and asked if she could borrow a newspaper.
Her daughter, ever the new age child answered her by saying, “This is the 21st Century, mom. We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.”
Ginny then told me, “Man, I can tell you this…that freaking fly never knew what hit him!”
This is definitely one of Lethal’s kitties. Only they would have this much attitude.
This really, really needs to happen. And soon!
Okay, let’s get serious here for a second. It’s Wednesday evening, and I’m just getting ready to go to bed and I thought I’d check a couple of emails first. I opened one called the most disturbing refugee video you’ll ever see. I thought, okay. I’ll watch this last video and go to bed.
Now, I don’t feel like going to bed because I know I’ll have nightmares.
This video must be seen by every American. We can NOT let what is happening in Europe happen here in our beautiful country. We can not let what Obama and his bastards are trying to do happen here.
We must stop this and stop it now.
You thought the attacks on Paris were horrible? No way. Not even close.
This is a must watch video.
And may I say right now, that I’m sorry to be the one to show it to you, but it must be seen. By everyone.
This is so good. 66 Old Movie Dance Scenes, dancing to one of my favorite songs. Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk featuring Bruno Mars.
Amen, my brother. Amen!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married – Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass,
Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course Opie – all single…….!
This IS the way it should be to all our enemies around the world. We should NOT be catering to them, paying them, bargaining with them. The should be crapping their pants terrified of pissing us off.
Okay, that’s it….now go comment.