Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh Crap! West…that’s it, I’ll go west
No. No. No. the militias are all on standby. I can’t do that… East. Yeah. Ginny will hide me.
Oh shit. That won’t work, that’s the first place he’ll look. And no way I can make it all the way out to Diaman’s place. I’ll head south.
No! No! South leads to Texas. THAT’LL NEVER work!! North it is!
Nothing but Canadians up north. Do I even know any Canadians? Don’t have time to even find out. Oh! I know!
Shit, that won’t work either! The Queen! She owes me a favor!!
And England is always foggy and cloudy…yeah, they’ll never find me there. Where the heck am I even going?