Now, we’re not sure exactly how old he is…that is, we know that the last two digits are 55, but we don’t know if that’s 155 or 2155 years old. He started several years ago, just putting the number of the last two digits on his cake, and blowing them out. I figured that out the last time he was something 99 and there was a crapload of candles on his cake, then the next year there weren’t any and the year after that there was just a single candle. And I’ve been keeping track ever since.
Yeah, I’ve known him for a long time.
My friend, my pal, my buddy, my cohort in crime, my brother from another mother, I hope you truly have a wonderful birthday. Tip one back for me.
And know that if I was there, I’d give you a big fat sloppy kiss right on your ugly ass forehead.
Won’t you all help me in wishing this guy a great birthday!
Impish Dragon and the DL and LL staff