Special Announcement! Wanted Dead or Alive Impish Dragon !


Known to plunder Entenmann’s Delivery Trucks, Dunkin Donuts Shops, Taco Bells, All You Can Eat Buffets & Sororities.

In addition he will leave a trail of cigar butts, plundered Italian Restaurant and dumpsters and sexually frustrated former virgins by the score in his wake.

He is believed to be headed for either New Jersey, the Coronado California area,  the US Canadian Border or the Mexican Boarder around Arizona & New Mexico. The Texas Border has been secured as all those along it have been informed that Dragon tastes like chicken fajitas.  Montana, Colorado, and Utah Separatist Groups have all been placed on watch and told he’s a Government spy.  All Mythical Borders and off realm exits have been closed. ICE and Homeland Security have been advised and are treating him as a potential homegrown (ok, their exact word was ‘fermented’) terrorist threat due to the possibility of his mouth and behind being WMDs.

The Vatican in an extraordinary move has issued a press statement declaring Impish “Persona non grata” and therefore ineligible for Sanctuary within Vatican City. Only Kim Jong-un has come forward so far to offer Impish refuge. saying “North Koreans revere the great Purple Dinosaur.”

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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1 Response to Special Announcement! Wanted Dead or Alive Impish Dragon !

  1. Ginny says:

    What makes you think he is heading anywhere? My lord what has he done to rattle your Irish temper? He put out a great issue late last night…even played trivia. Lord if I thought he truly was heading here….I’d be preparing Taylor Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese on a good JERSEY roll for the
    poor boy. Must say you did an outstanding job on the special announvement!

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