Happy Birthday to Lethal Leprechaun


Today is a very special day.  Today is Lethal Leprechaun’s Birthday!birthday01

Now, we’re not sure exactly how old he is…that is, we know that the last two digits are 55, but we don’t know if that’s 155 or 2155 years old.  He started several years ago, just putting the number of the last two digits on his cake, and blowing them out.  I figured that out the last time he was something 99 and there was a crapload of candles on his cake, then the next year there weren’t any and the year after that there was just a single candle.  And I’ve been keeping track ever since. 

Yeah, I’ve known him for a long time.

birthdaydragonSo, when I say that he is one of my best friends in the whole world, know that that goes back a long way.  And it truly means something.

My friend, my pal, my buddy, my cohort in crime, my brother from another mother, I hope you truly have a wonderful birthday.  Tip one back for me. 

And know that if I was there, I’d give you a big fat sloppy kiss right on your ugly ass forehead.

Won’t you all help me in wishing this guy a great birthday!


Impish Dragon and the DL and LL staff


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15 Responses to Happy Birthday to Lethal Leprechaun

  1. PAUL says:


  2. Ginny says:

    What fan rhe flames….his leaf blower will blow out the candles and take wrinkles out of your “OLD” face.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Beard hides most of the wrinkle Ginny, except from around the eyes, but those are just Irish laugh lines.
      Too bad all the grey in my beard gives things away.

  3. Have a very Happy Birthday!!

  4. tommy vassar says:

    Happy Birthday for being that old, I will be 21 my next b-day with 53 years experience.

  5. lethalleprechaun says:

    Impish you’ll use any opportunity to try and slobber on me!
    You just still trying to see if Leprechauns are magically delicious like those virgins told you!

  6. Dale says:

    Happy Birthday Lethal…have a wonderful time celebrating your ‘day’. And as I say ‘another year down the drain’

  7. Happy Birthday Lethal!! I hope you have a great day and enjoy yourself!

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Had some 16 year old help enjoyng myself Howard.
      Bushmill 16 that is, a very thoughtful gift from my wife.

      Ginny I KNOW where your mind went when you read that and all I can say is FOR SHAME!

  8. Ginny says:

    Wishing our “IRISH” Leprechaun…a super Happy Birthday! Paul said we have an extra leaf blower you can use to blow out the many candles. He will even come out of retirement to man the great danger and hazards caused by your candles.

    • impishdragon says:

      Paul better bring some friends with him to help. They might also have a pumper truck standing by.
      Just saying.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      I don’t want to fan the flames, just put them out!
      Actually due to the burn ban in effect here in SE Texas, I’d be allowed only to put two of those wax numerical candles on the cake and light them ONLY if there is a pumper truck standing by. However since for my birthday cake I chose a Tiramisu cheese cake there won’t be any candles on it as it comes presliced from the bakery.

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