Good Morning Campers! Happy Saturday! My first Saturday off in a long time! I have plans. Big plans!
I’m going to sleep. Yup. Sleep.
I’m probably still asleep while you’re reading this.
I may still be asleep hours after you’re done reading it.
Maybe I’ll get some other things done. Maybe.
Okay, so you got my plans for the weekend, what’re yours?
The true meaning of sportsmanship is shown at a girls college softball game. What a great victory this is and a stunning example for others.
You’ve seen the video of the kids on a Marine base stopping their play for the sounding of the colors. Showing a better example of patriotism than I’ve seen from adults at a ball game or even some service members at other military bases. Well, here is another great example of a Marine putting aside his own and helping someone less able than him.
And yes, for those of you who know me, you know that my military association in the past and the present has been with the Air Force. I love my fellow zoomies, (and for that matter, all my brothers and sisters in uniform) but I also have a special spot in my heart for the Marines. I have yet to meet one who didn’t have the best demeanor and attitude. Besides the fact that one of my best friends and fellow Laffer, Lethal Leprechaun is a Marine.
You guys know that I’m a paracord nut. I’ve done many projects with paracord and have even offered some of them to you guys (although only one person took me up on the offer). So, here’s a little idea of what else you can do with paracord:
Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million dollars in forged US banknotes and 25 prostitutes — all located in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Avenue.
Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said:
“We’re all shocked,…….we never knew we had a library.”
Pardon me campers, while I take a minute out to conduct a little business with my partner…
Hey Lethal, the Russian Arms Manufacturer has sent another prototype for the request you put in for air defense at headquarters. We had his demonstration video taped so you could view it at your leisure…
For you fans of “The Walking Dead” how many of these zombies do you work with?
If you haven’t seen this foursome play yet, then here is your chance. They’ve been featured on several different websites, including our friend Kim Komando. They put on one hell of an act…funny and extraordinarily good.
And of course, it’s from America’s Funniest Home Videos, so you know this one is going to be good. It’s short, it’s funny and watch to the end.
Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest girlfriend, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while having sex with her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson… “And how about you, Sarah?”
Sarah: “I wanna be Johnny’s girlfriend!”
Beautiful music, beautiful video. Our dear friend and fellow camper Ginny sent this one to us and says:
Cockpit view Landing through thick cloud
Sound On and Full Screen
Known as the land of the long white cloud, so if you fly into NZ you could, well, encounter this scenario.
Hold on to your seat.
This is spectacular. I often have wondered why the airline industry doesn’t have a live video feed from the aircraft’s nose streamed into the cabin in order to amuse and bedazzle their weary travelers.
This is the descent into Queenstown , New Zealand . It must take great faith in your instruments to pilot an approach like this but the rush must be amazing.
Thanks to dad for sending this one. Brings a whole new meaning to the acronym IUD (Inter Uterine Derringer)
Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail
APRIL 22–A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver–which is four inches in length–had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News.
Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility.
According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond
Posted one-liners. A few relate to the article, so read it first!
- I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
- Gives new meaning to a gun having a “hair trigger”.
- Happiness is a warm gun?
- At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked…
- “For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box.”
- Report reads, “…Introducing contraband into a penal facility.” Shouldn’t that be ‘penile’ facility?
- If it went off, could you call it her ‘boom box’?
- Remember : Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.
- They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
- You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking…
- Oh my… Accident waiting to happen. Could ‘shoot the beaver’.
- I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning…
- Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
- I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?
- Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”…
- Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?
- A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?
- Figures… It uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.