Dragon Laffs #1382 (26 Apr 14)

Good Morning,

Fast opening, fast close.  It’s been a bad week for me and it ain’t over yet.  I’m working tomorrow…well, today. But, there are plenty of laughs for all. So…
coollogo_com-250873108This is an amazing display of control and is a wonderful video to just watch and enjoy

The College Board announced intense changes in the SAT test in two years. They want it relatable. For instance, the math tests asks, if you see a six-foot man drowning in ten feet of water, do you throw him a twenty-foot rope or take a video of the situation and post it online?




President Obama called Russian president Vladimir Putin in an effort to prevent further escalation of U.S.-Russian tensions over Ukraine. There’s one ray of hope for peace. China just ordered North Korea not to attack the United States until they get their money back.



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Rush Limbaugh had ear surgery in Los Angeles Thursday, three years after undergoing heart surgery. The media was nice to him for a day. Fox News sent a bouquet of flowers to his hospital room and MSNBC sent him a double chili-cheeseburger plus an order of steak fries.




Vladimir Putin retained his right to send Russian troops into Eastern Ukraine Friday. In the last month he’s annexed the Crimea, divorced his wife, threatened to invade Ukraine, and destabilized Estonia. Most guys who are going through a mid-life crisis just buy a red Corvette.



A survey says that 37% of Americans fear the federal government. The other 63% are

somewhat afraid but feel better about it after they get their monthly benefits checks.






What happens when you give a bunch of Sailors and Navy Fighter Jocks video cameras to play with?  You get this teaser to the full length 27 minute promotional video coming out in May.  Enjoy!




This is just plain fun.  Plain and simple.  Laugh yourself silly.










Magic?  Magic?  Of course we have magic.  Watch all the way to the end, this will NOT end the way you think!


Okay, so from magic, to laughter.  The IT Crowd from British TV


Well, from magic to laughter to Apocalyptic Catastrophe


Okay, so since it’s movie time, let’s do one more….remember the video I showed you of the two young daredevils who climbed the highest tower in the world in Dubai?  Well, these guys take it one further and went to the very pinnacle and base jumped.  Really cool, good short video.

From Kim Komando’s website this is weird:

What’s the nerdiest state in America? California, home to Apple and Pixar? How about Texas, with the fast-growing tech sector in Dallas and Fort Worth?

Would you believe Utah??!

Estately.com analyzed Facebook for every state and Washington, D.C., to find out how many users listed these nerdy pursuits:

  1. Star Trek:  The Next Generation
  2. Cosplay
  3. Harry Potter
  4. Star Wars
  5. Anime Movies
  6. Dungeons & Dragons
  7. LARPing (Live Action Role-Playing)
  8. Doctor Who
  9. Fantasy Lit
  10. Lord of the Rings
  11. Magic:  The Gathering
  12. Comic Books




casual friday








Hey Dad! (and the rest of you golfers) this one’s for you!

Ten Best Caddy Responses



Number :10 


Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” 


Caddy:    “Think you can keep your head down that long?” 




Number : 9 


Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” 


Caddy:    “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” 




Number : 8 


Golfer:    “Do you think my game is improving?”


Caddy:    “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.” 




Number : 7 


Golfer:    “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” 


Caddy:    “Eventually.” 




Number : 6 


Golfer:    “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.” 


Caddy:    “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.” 



Number : 5 


Golfer:    “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”  golf1


Caddy:    “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.” 




Number : 4 


Golfer:    “How do you like my game?” 


Caddy:    “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.” 




Number : 3 


Golfer:    “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday? 


Caddy:    “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”  golfer2




Number : 2 


Golfer:    “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” 


Caddy:    “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.” 




And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: 


Golfer:    “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.” 


Caddy:    “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.” 




Bonus . . . . . 


An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . .. He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. ..


Golfer:    “Can you see any obvious problems . .. . .?” 


Caddy:    “There’s a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”


Golfer:     He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . ..


Caddy:    “No sir, it’s at the other end”



Really makes you proud, doesn’t it?

That’s all I have for today folks, have a great weekend.


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