Well, this whole issue was supposed to be a lot more indepth than it is, but after another visit to the hospital emergency room today, let’s just say that I’m too darn worn out to put any more effort into it.  So, no heavy thinking today, just laughter….sort of.

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

 

 

For any of you Star Trek fans out there, this ought to
Crack
You
Up!

 

Here’s one you’ll get a kick out of…

 

 

This is actually a video that is against the toys I used to play with…and still teach about, by the way.  But is shows some really cool stuff, if you are a war nut and explosives freak, which, aren’t we all?  LOL!

The doctor said “When you feel you are ready to ejaculate​, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.

All excited to try this suggestion he ran home to his wife.
At home he found his wife in bed naked and waiting. As the two began they
found themselves in the 69 position. The man moments later felt the sudden urge  to ejaculate and fired off the starter pistol.

The next day the man went back to the doctor.

From the Owl:

I love great art.  And one of my favorite artists is Norman Rockwell.  Many of his works are very well known.  But he also has some little known works.  This one is called “Cat Prevents House Fire”

Those of us who spend time in a doctor’s office will understand. Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here’s what happened to Kevin:   Kevin walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.   Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Kevin what he had…. Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.   A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, ‘Shingles..’ So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, ‘Shingles.’ The doctor asked, ‘Where?’   Kevin said, ‘Outside on the truck.   ​’​ Where do you want me to unload ’em?’