Good morning campers!
I’ve had so much fun putting this issue together that I’ve completely lost track of time.
Without any further ado….
This is great! Very funny. Can you imagine finding it missing when you come to work the next day, finding it missing and watching the security tapes the next morning and finding this? I laughed!
You can’t see the video?
And while you’re there…buy us a lousy cup of coffee, will ya?
Wow. Times are moving fast. Saw my first Hillary for president bumper sticker today.
The OBAMA motto: We’ve got what it takes, to take what you’ve got!
The biggest thing that annoys me about the man is that he firmly advocates the cause of racism in America, yet he is the BIGGEST Racist this country has right now! The amount of outright racist comments he has made in his capacity as president is astounding. If a white man had uttered 1/10 of the comments he has, he would’ve been ridden out of Washington on a rail!
For those of you who are interested in the area of self-help, as in, I’m going to help myself survive after the Zombie Apocalypse, here’s a great video on starting a fire with a bottle of water. Can’t see the video? You gotta go to the website! Come on campers, how many times do we have to go over this? You old hands over there, nudge the new guys and help them go to http://dragonlaffs.com
What I do at my job.
This is a video that appeared on local TV, shows what I had been working up to all last week. I was behind the scenes setting off explosions and smoke. (Gads, I love my job!). And for those of you who are trying to see, no, I don’t appear on any of the shots, either as a dragon or in my human guise. So, run by the website and check it out. And why not buy us a cup of coffee while you’re there?
This is great. How do they do that? Magician Penn & Teller show how the old cup and ball trick works. Again, you gotta go to the website to see them. And I need another cup of coffee. Who’s buying my coffee this week?
I was the nurse caring for a couple’s newborn first child, a son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep under general anesthesia we took our tiny charge directly to the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed the baby’s ears conspicuously standing out from his head. He expressed his concern that some kids might call his son names like “Dumbo.” The pediatrician reassured the new dad that his son was healthy, the ears could be easily corrected later during childhood. The father still worried about his wife’s reaction to those large protruding ears. “She doesn’t take things as easily as I do,” he worried. By this time, the new mother was ready to meet her precious son. I placed the tiny bundle in his mother’s arms and eased the blanket back so that she could gaze upon her child for the first time. She took one look at her baby’s face and looked to her husband and gasped, “Oh, Honey! Look! He has your ears!”
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two American men are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response, “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language…. ” “Why?” says the other, “That man knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously, the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, “Whenever it breaks.”
A study says that breast feeding may lower a woman’s risk of developing Alzheimer’s Disease. Especially compared to women who find themselves holding a bottle and wonder if they found the bottle or lost a baby?
Beer: “So much more than just a breakfast drink”
A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” She answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”. The blonde says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
A blonde spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
I have not read of a single dollar reduction in foreign aid as a result of sequestering.
All items cut were for the express purpose of hurting the American taxpayer/working people the most!
DEMOCRATS and Republicans?
(‘different’ ONLY in name)
Someone please tell me what the Hell’s wrong with
All the people that run this country!
Both Democrats and Republicans
And can’t help our own
And must TAKE money from
our own hard working Department of Defense workers?
But, over the last several years THEY
have provided direct cash aid to…
Hamas – $351 M,
Libya $1.45 B,
Egypt – $397 M,
Mexico – $622 M,
Russia – $380 M,
Haiti – $1.4 B,
Jordan – $463 M,
Kenya – $816 M,
Sudan – $870 M,
Nigeria – $456 M,
Uganda – $451 M,
Congo – $359 M,
Ethiopia – $981 M,
Pakistan – $2 B,
South Africa – $566 M,
Senegal – $698 M,
Mozambique – $404 M,
Zambia – $331 M,
Kazakhstan – $304 M,
Iraq – $1.08 B,
Tanzania – $554 M,
…with literally Billions of Dollars
and they still hate us!!!!
But on the other hand,
Our retired seniors,
Living on a ‘fixed income,’
Receive NO aid!
Nor do they get any breaks, while our government
And religious organizations will pour
Hundreds of Billions Of $$$$$$’s
and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!
Someone needs to explain to them that
Charity begins AT HOME!
And another atrocity….
We have Hundreds of adoptable
American Children who are shoved aside
To make room for the adoption of Foreign orphans.
Where even if families wanted to adopt American babies,
it’s so difficult, that people who want babies and don’t have
hundreds of thousands of dollars, will choose to go overseas!
AMERICA: A country where we have
Countless Homeless without shelter,
Children going to bed hungry,
Elderly going without needed medication
and the Mentally ill without treatment – …
They will have a ‘Benefit’ Show
For the people of Haiti , on 12 TV Stations;
Ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents
clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.
Now Just Imagine if
Our own GOVERNMENT
Gave ‘US’ the same support they give to foreign countries.
Sad, isn’t it?