Dragon Laffs Mini


441832-Royalty-Free-RF-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Cartoon-Dragon-Using-A-Crutch-For-A-Lame-LegIf it offendsSo, I’ve been asked, nay warned, NOT to send pictures of me in stockings.  That the wound pictures were bad enough…but that BAD things would happen to me and my family if I posted pictures of my legs in hosiery.  Personally, I think they are ALL jealous.  I think because my legs are SO HOT that they just couldn’t handle the hotness. 

Yeah, I’m gonna go with that one.  blank dragon11

Jealous.

Now, on the other hand, a public out cry begging for my hot legs in the white, anti-blod-clot hose, might…MIGHT…just be enough to get the scaredy-cats to not embarrass themselves publically.

You know, just sayin’ 

Okay, so I heard this GREAT line today….

“With great penis comes great responsibility” ~ Barney Stinson

Who’s Barney Stinson?  Really?  Who’s Barney Stinson?

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

I’ve been watching re-runs of “How I Met Your Mother” on NetFlix.  Great fun!  And some wonderful one-liners.  In fact, there are several websites dedicated to “How I Met Your Mother” quotes, (such as this one: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/how-i-met-your-mother/ ) and several dedicated just for Barney.  Highly recommended. StarStarStarStarStar

Anyway, the leg is coming along really well.  I actually took a couple of real steps today!  Woo Hoo!  I know, less than a week after knee surgery and I’m walking already.  Well, more like shuffling….and only for a couple of steps, but hey!  Better than I thought it was going to be.

Okay, so a couple of more funnies are in order…. so let’s laugh!

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So, does anyone know how Gun Appreciation Day went?

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Gun Fights

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Such a truly sad story…

We grow up with such great hopes and dreams.
We face life’s challenges everyday and  we try to look everyone right in the eye with honesty and integrity.
To instill our sincerity in those we meet, we converse with sincerity and eye contact.

And in return we expect the same courtesy

These are the reasons why this is such a sad story !

Because this poor thing ……..01a4

WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE EYE CONTACT!!!

NEVER EVER !!!

SO SAD !!!

Well my dear campers…let’s call it a day.  Have a great Sunday and we’ll talk again on the flip side.
Cheers Dragon

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