Help Save the Leprechaun!


Lethal here with a personal plea for help!

Please join operation Go Green- Save A Leprechaun NOW. The Leprechaun’s life you help save WILL be mine!

Things have been getting more and more tense here as the Cotton Bowl drew closer over the last week. Yesterday Molly spent all day watching pregame hype shows..shows slanted towards Alabama & their Crimson Tide I might add and giving me ever increasingly sharp looks. At the same time she was busily surfing all the college football site and consulting numerous football apps on her iPhone.

That led her to three discoveries that that raised my threat level to it’s highest setting ‘run and hide until it blows over & the wife comes down’. More in a moment on why that’s no longer quite the option it was when I got up yesterday morning, first her discoveries.

  1. Notre Dame is favored, and by more than a touchdown, 10 points in fact as Impish mentioned earlier.
  2. Manti Te’o arguably Norte Dames best player this year who was in the running for the Heisman Trophy and IMO got robbed (the dude suffered twin serious personal losses this season losing his beloved grandmother the family matriarch and his girl friend with in six hours of each other but still played an amazing season under that pressure) isn’t even Catholic. He is in fact a devout Mormon. Given that when you say “Catholic College’ like the first one the pops to mind is Notre Dame this led Molly to make accusations of unreasonable recruiting and ‘packing the team’.
  3. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she discovered the following trash talking Fighting Irish t-shirts aimed at Alabama.

Notre Dame Begins BCS National Championship Trash Talk With ‘Catholics vs. Cousins’ T-Shirt

Dec 3rd, 2012 at 7:20 pm by Josh Sanchez

The Notre Dame Fighting Irish will be looking to win their twelfth national championship in school history and the first since 1988 when they meet the Alabama Crimson Tide in Miami for the BCS National Championship.

The game is set to take place on January 7th, 2013 at  Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, but the trash talk has already begun with some Notre Dame t-shirts that have surfaced.

In a t-shirt that reads “From South Bend to South Beach” the Notre Dame faithful coin the game “Catholics vs. Cousins.” Ouch. We don’t need to get into why the t-shirt is offensive to those from Alabama and the Crimson Tide faithful, but you know we have to show off the t-shirt that will surely get ‘Bama fans fired up.

Here is the shirt that brings us our first bit of trash talk for the BCS National Championship:

Notre Dame Takes Another Shot At Alabama With Pre-Championship Trash Talk T-Shirt

Dec 26th, 2012 at 8:55 pm by Josh Sanchez

While we wait in anticipation for the BCS National Championship game between the top-ranked Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the No. 2 Alabama Crimson Tide, the pre-game trash talk has been presented through the apparel for each side.

We already touched on the very popular “Catholics vs. Cousins” t-shirt from Notre Dame, but the Fighting Irish faithful have unveiled yet another t-shirt that gets even dirtier than the last.

It’s hard to imagine that the trash talk could get nastier with the game still over a week away, but it has done just that. Here is the latest unauthorized trash talking tee for the Notre Dame faithful:

I tried to point out that Alabama had almost immediately fired back with its own trash talk tee. I even conceded that there was no small amount of truth in the Crimson Tides trash talk. This got me only a baleful stare that caused frost to start forming on the walls.

Alabama Crimson Tide Answer Irish Talk Trash for National Championship Game

Dec 7th, 2012 at 4:29 pm by Josh Hill

Earlier this month, the Notre Dame Irish fired the first shots in the war of words leading up to January 7th’s Nation Championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide. After a few days of letting the burn rub in, the Tide have answered back with a trash talk T-shirt of their own, not addressing the Catholics vs. Cousins shot, but rather exclaiming that they’d rather be good than lucky.

At this point I decided discretion being the better part of valor that it was time for a tactical withdrawal to warmer and safer climes. I waited until Molly was in the shower to attempt to sneak out only to receive a text message from my flight crew that they had just landed in Alabama per Molly’s instructions and been rather forcibly removed from the plane. After firing them for being dumb enough to fly a clearly Irish favoring aircraft into Crimson Tide territory on the eave of the Cotton Bowl I realized I was screwed. All my money passports fake identities, even the Lethal Limo were all loaded on that plane and set incase I had to make a hasty departure to keep my hide and life together. Molly apparently had anticipated this tactic on my part and neatly out maneuvered me.

So loyal readers I’m appealing to you for help. If things start looking bad for me ( Notre Dame is up by more than 10 at the half) I’m going to go outside to watch for the pizza dude. I’m playing for the pizza and leaving with the pizza dude to grab my go bag I’ve already stores at the place place and then a cab down the road.

IF you want to help me  I’ll need a bunch one places to spend a single night, or in the event of blizzards (Molly hates the cold and snow) perhaps a couple nights. If you ahve a guest room, spare bed semi comfy couch or even a heated garage/attic and an air mattress plus can show financial statements proving the large sum of money Molly will undoubtedly stoop to offering for my capture is of no real interest to you, and finally you’re not a liberal or Democrat please respond to the address on my business card below.

In return I’ll cook dinner, treat you to a pot of brown gold the next morning, tell a few Irish stories and as soon as I reach a safe place send you a certificate suitable for framing including a signed picture of us to prove that yes indeed the Lethal Leprechaun has indeed slept here. If you are female single reasonable good looking and of legal age but not yet of retirement age, certain other potential benefits of my visiting you can certainly be discussed. Guys you’ll have to settle for a night of  Poker, Irish Whiskey, Guinness and good cigars as the Leprechaun stays as far away from Brokeback Mountain as he possibly can.

Remember! The Leprechaun’s life you help save will be my own!

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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1 Response to Help Save the Leprechaun!

  1. lethalleprechaun says:

    Anyone have any recipes for Humble Pie &/or Crow?

    Seems like I’ll be dining on both for quite some time to come.

    On the bright side I’ve gotten Shamrock One back intact even! A good high pressure washing followed by a very fast trip through a Thunder storm SHOULD remove all the Crimson Tide/ Bear Bryant is a Saint type bumper stickers from it sans lasting damage to anything except it’s dignity.

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