Dragon Laffs #1305


 

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camper sign     Good Morning Campers!  Welcome to 2013…well, almost. Today is December 29th, which means that this will be the last issue of Dragon Laffs, or Leprechaun Laffs this year.

     Um…that is … of course…, unless one of us decides to put out something else real quick between now and then.  But, you get the idea.

     Anyway, I was seriously considering doing a year in review issue, but it’s more fun to continue to have fun and besides, if you really want to look back at the year, they are all here on the website.  Then again, if you are reading this on traditional email, and want to go back through our last year, you are going to HAVE to go to the website.  I know, that goes against what a lot of you prefer to do, but how about this…., just this once… can I pretty please get EVERYONE who reads this to click here (http://dragonlaffs.com ).  Let me tell you why…it would be a very good way to get an idea of how many people we are truly reaching, because there is no way, that I’ve been able to find, to count the email only people.  So please, just this once (and only once please) click on the above link and then you can either finish reading on line or come back to your email and read.

     Okay, so enough of that kinda stuff.  What do ya say we get on with the laffs, shall we?

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Okay, so we had to throw in a little bit of holiday spirit, right?

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Okay, I think this guy is really on to something here.  I could REALLY use this myself… well, after my knee surgery, anyway.

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This was the sign outside the corporate lunchroom this morning.  Gotta love working at DL&LL Electronic Media.

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You just KNEW there had to be more Mayan jokes, right?

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1292990670_470x353_fantasy-earthThe Senate held hearings on the administration’s failure to protect the
U.S. consulate in Benghazi from attack last fall. Cables show the attack
was predicted and ignored. The White House has admitted that mistakes
were made, but maintains that no one made them.

Okay, as funny as that sounds when put that way, here’s a letter written by Larry Bailey, a retired Captain of the Navy Seals….at least that what he says.  He is the cofounder of an organization called SOS  which stands for Special Operations Speaks.

Just last week, the State Department finally published its report on what their so-called Accountability Review Board has determined happened in Libya, and according to them, two things are certain:

There was massive leadership failure, and not a single person should be held responsible.

You heard that right.

Despite isolating 24 distinct and major recommendations for how the State Department could’ve avoided this travesty, apparently they “did not find reasonable cause to determine that any individual U.S. government employee breached his or her duty.” Really?

SIGN THE PETITION TO DEMAND AN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION
End the Benghazi Smoke Screen, Hold Senior Officials Accountable

 

benghazigate-meme.jpgLet’s list just a few of ways that State Department officials did “breach their duty.”

•    First and most outrageously, U.S. officials actually lost the Ambassador for several hours – and only found him because an Arabic-speaking man called the consulate from the Ambassador’s cell phone.

•    There were “systemic failures and leadership and management deficiencies at senior levels [leaving Benghazi security] grossly inadequate to deal with the attack that took place.”

•    The security staff was “inexperienced… short-term… and inadequate.”

•    The Consulate in Benghazi “was not a high priority for Washington when it came to security-related requests, especially those relating to staffing.”

•    Despite evidence of growing unrest and increased terrorist threat and the fact it was the anniversary of 9/11, the attacks were “were unanticipated in their scale and intensity.”

•    As we suspected, an unmanned drone was dispatched and at the scene at the time, meaning top officials had visual feed of the attack – leaving no question that they willfully misled the American people by attributing this to a protest.

In what world could anyone consider these points within the bounds of the State Department’s duty to the people of the United States?

Is basic competence not a requirement for being a senior official at the State Department?

Is ignoring a growing and present terrorist threat something that gets a “meets expectations” on their yearly reviews?

Is intentionally lying to the very public that they are supposed to serve all in a day’s work for Hillary Clinton and her top-tier cronies?

 

SIGN THE PETITION TO DEMAND AN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION
End the Benghazi Smoke Screen, Hold Senior Officials Accountable

 

The State Department can pretend that this “independent board” has cleared them of malfeasance, but no reasonable person could call this massive incompetence even remotely acceptable.

We’re glad that after months of putting serious pressure on the Obama Administration we’re finally starting to see some answers – answers that confirm many of our suspicions, and allude to the confirmation of others.

That said, this report is the bureaucratic version of a curved test grade; by their assessment, because the entire system failed, no one is individually responsible.

It’s time for the obfuscation and the smoke screens to end. We have to keep up the pressure so that whoever caused this internal breakdown is held accountable.

We can’t accept the insider political protectionism that Hillary Clinton is pushing. She “accepts their recommendations” but clearly has no intentions of removing those officials who caused her department’s systemic failure – or of accepting any culpability for it herself.

We must demand that these utterly incompetent senior officials be identified and punished to the highest possible extent.

SIGN THE PETITION TO DEMAND AN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION
End the Benghazi Smoke Screen, Hold Senior Officials Accountable

 

Our men and women abroad are losing their lives because of the Obama Administration’s leadership failure. Their families, their fellow armed forces, and the American people deserve real answers, and real changes in this Administration.

And we won’t stop until they get it.

Sincerely,

 

larry-bailey-sig-1.jpgOkay, so we all know that this is a blatant grasp for money and as far as I’m concerned, signing an online petition isn’t worth much at all, I’ve even heard that they aren’t worth anything at all in getting anything accomplished.  But, putting all that aside, it’s still an accurate account of everything that has happened and 13is still happening.  This is appalling!  This administration is saying that a murder has taken place, several actually, and nobody is responsible.  If this was ANYONE other than Obama, the press would be ALL OVER THIS.  It would be the ONLY thing you would be hearing about until the cows came home.  We ALL know that.  And for this kind of a result to be the “official” answer to the investigation is about the same thing as the administration saying “you are so fucking stupid, we know you’ll believe anything.”  Campers, it’s time to wake up!

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My mechanic has Skills!  I’m tellin’ ya! SKILLS!!

Websites to visitToday’s Way Cool Website To Visit is one that could also be called: Impish Dragon’s Dream Vacation!  This looks so fantastically cool that I’ll be day dreaming about it for MONTHS!!!  Here it is…

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11The Voyage is about friends with a common love, a lifetime of memories, and a celebration of the music that has filled our lives with joy for a half a century. Join like-minded friends, Justin, John, Graeme and the rest of the band on a multigenerational experience and celebration of life, music, special events, fun activities, musical guests and everything Moodies! You can’t miss it…we want you there! A Five Day Cruise With The MOODY BLUES!!!!  Okay, so maybe I’m dating myself here, but these guys are my favorite band of all time!!!  I actually met them in person (mind you, when I was too young to realize it) but I’ve been to loads of their concerts.  You just can’t beat rock music with a full orchestra!!!  Fantastic.  Here’s the website: http://moodycruise.com Now, if I could just come up with the $4,000 it would cost for the whole thing.  Just the cruise is like $2200.  Sigh.  If any of you campers out there end up going to this I have two things to say to you:

#1.  You BETTER send me pictures and
#2. I hate your guts!!!!

LOL. 
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Kim Jung Un

      Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon. So guess what—next they make him the “beloved leader” of North Korea . Terrific!
     Oh, crap! I’m sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in USA. We took an arrogant community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never had a real job, worked on a budget or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and made him leader of USA .
      Sorry I brought this up. Never mind.

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 I’m reaching out, as a friend of mine needs some help!

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills
that would help him get an erection.

When he came back he tossed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he’s looking for a place to live, can you help  him?
 

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Those of you in “our” age group will really appreciate this. The rest of you will soon understand what we are laughing about.

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Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

“We don’t have a half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.

“You don’t?” I replied.

“We only have six, nine or twelve.” was the reply.

“So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets but I can order six?”

“That’s right.”

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

(Unbelievable but sadly true…)

(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn’t have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

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I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items,

she picked up the divider, looking all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me. “Do you know how much this is?”

I said to her “I’ve changed my mind. I don’t think I’ll buy that today.”

She said “OK” and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

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A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy. (Keep shuddering!!)

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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need some help?” I asked. She replied. “I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door opener. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?”

“Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked.

“No, just this remote thingy” she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied. “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk….”

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?” “Just use paper from the photocopier”, the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

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A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, “I just gave him some ant killer……”

Dispatcher: “Rush him in to emergency right now!”

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid!!!!

Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh….it is all true…

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Let’s
see….what else has he lied to us about?  No one who makes less than $250,000 a year will have to worry about an increase in taxes?  Oh, but if congress doesn’t sign off on a budget, that’s not HIS fault, now, is it?
I’m so damn tired of all of his BULLSHIT!!!!!!

by
BRYAN PRESTON

Bio

December 27, 2012 – 1:27 pm

If President Obama gets his wish and no fiscal cliff deal is struck by January 1, 2013, you will pay more of your money to the federal government. The table below breaks down how much more you can expect to pay.

President Obama and the Democrats promised not to raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000 per year. Pitching America over the fiscal cliff would clearly violate that promise.

Note that the numbers below spell out how much more you will be paying, over and above what you are already paying in taxes to the federal government, as well as the local and state taxes that you already pay.

Income Level

New Taxes Owed

Under $10,000

$217

$10,000 to $20,000

$537

$20,000 to $30,000

$1,064

$30,000 to $40,000

$1,417

$40,000 to $50,000

$1,729

$50,000 to $75,000

$2,399

$75,000 to $100,000

$3,688

$100,000 to $200,000

$6,662

$200,000 to $500,000

$14,643

$500,000 to $1,000,000

$38,969

Over $1,000,000

$254,637

Source: The Tax Policy Center.

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

Aren’t you all just a little tired of the bullshit?  Aren’t you all just a little tired of the lies?  And now guns are next.  And the lame-stream media is moving it all right along.  They are taking our rights!
They are taking our money!
And as soon as they get done taking our guns, what the hell do you think is left?

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One Response to Dragon Laffs #1305

  1. Rdoxman@aol.com says:

    Happy New Year keep up the great work look forward to your issues Rd

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