Leprechaun Laughs # 146 for Wednesday 06-13-2012


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 Well we’re broiling here in Texas already. Not quite as bad as this time last year where we had already had 2 back to back 105 degree days but steady low 90s all the same. According to the Weather Guessers:

Spring fever: US smashes heat record for season

WASHINGTON (AP) — Call it spring’s fever. Federal records show the U.S. just finished its hottest spring on record.

March, April and May in the Lower 48 states beat the oldest spring temperature record by a full 2 degrees. The three months averaged 57.1 degrees, more than 5 degrees above average. That’s the most above normal for any U.S. season on record. Meteorologists define those three months as spring.

and as if that were not bad enough, they continue their litany of good news:

The first five months of 2012 were the hottest start to a year in U.S. weather record history. The 12-month period starting last June is also the hottest on record.

however before all you AL-ien GORE-ites and you Vapor Trail Conspiracy Theorist Vapor Headed Tree Huggers out there start crowing about “Global Warning! Global Warming! We never met a half baked theory of mismatched and excessively manipulated data we couldn’t gleefully and ignorantly swallow whole for later regurgitation as gospel truth!” the weather guessers point at a different reason:

Meteorologists blamed a persistent weather pattern.

Unfortunately this also means we are slipping back into drought conditions again slowly but surely as well. Now I can hear a few of you more inquiring minds (and dependable straight men) saying “Gee Lethal, how hot IS it in Texas?!”  Well I’m glad you asked let me just put up this photo by way of illustrating the answer to that point:

It's So Hot In Texas

We just grind up a salt lick and toss the the feed corn with it and a little corn oil load the feeder station and give ‘er a couple hours and then PRESTO munches not only for the deer but the hunters as well!

Seriously though, Sunday we had a NWS Warning for a Heat Index of 105 to 112, Monday that same warning read Heat Index of 103 to 107 and  it’s respected to continue in the 102 to 105 range for the rest of the week.

I’d like to express my thanks to those who commented or wrote to express they’re sympathy for Molly & my having suffered a substantial unauthorized withdrawal from our bank account. I’m pleased to say we were able to resolve the situation quickly and fairly easily, abet with copious amounts of Tylenol and Tums. The money is back in our account where it belongs, true to their word and advertizing BoA had it back there in 24 hours, though they took substantially longer to inform us that all had been corrected and all was in fact as it should be again.

Because this was not an individual but a shady financial outfit doing the unauthorized stealing it is unclear if I will get my pound of flesh and see them prosecuted for their antics. I doubt that we are the sole beneficiaries of this sort of tactic by them and I am hoping that the complaints made both by myself and the BoA to 2 different State Attorney General’s Offices will have some positive result. Mean time I am reviewing other possible avenues of pursuing punitive litigation and/or criminal charges against them for their actions via other venues.

Even more important than coffee you are all no doubt dying to get to (pauses for the gasps of amazement to settle down) is something else today, tomorrow is Flag Day here in the U.S.A. A day that gets largely overlooked unless you’ve fought for it, under it or to raise it in some foreign place under hostile fire or so it seems.

We here at DL/LL Electronic Media Enterprises would like you all to join us in taking a moment to render honors to this enduring symbol of our nation.

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Please take this moment to consider exactly what the Pledge of Allegiance is all about with one of the wisest patriots I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. 

 

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OH MAN! Some of you really WERE desperate to get to the coffee!

That BETTER be Impish’s Pot! 

….the race…The REAL Story

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Late Night Laughs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook in his Harvard dorm room and in eight years built it into the most popular waste of time the world has ever seen.

Al Gore has a new girlfriend. Apparently, it’s getting pretty serious. He’s already been over to bore her parents.

Gore and his girlfriend were spotted taking long walks on the beach, measuring how much the sea is rising.

President Obama gave the commencement speech at Barnard College the other day. He told graduates their future is bright unless they want jobs.

Late Show With David Letterman

A 1920 Babe Ruth uniform sold at a sports memorabilia auction for $4 million. As a matter of fact, this is the uniform he was wearing when he was first dating Betty White.

Donald Trump has a game show called “Celebrity Apprentice.” Arsenio Hall is the new champion. That was a real wake-up call for me. One day you’re hosting a late-night talk show and the next day you’re getting coffee for Donald Trump.

That Facebook guy, Mark Zuckerberg, got married over the weekend. His company goes public, and he’s now worth $100 billion. Then he gets married. He may not be as smart as we thought.

Facebook is worth $100 billion. Today it was friended by Greece.

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson

Police discovered 800 pounds of marijuana in the waters off the coast, just floating in the water. The authorities are advising surfers to stay out of the water. There is nothing more dangerous than a shark with the munchies.

A lot of people say they use Facebook to reconnect with old friends. No thanks. If I’m not friends with you anymore, there’s probably a reason. And that reason is I owe you money.

Some people use Facebook to check up on ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends. That just seems creepy to me. I like it the old-fashioned way. If you want to check up on an ex, go through their trash.

Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you’re not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Season seven of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” premiered last night. I really thought I was caught up with them, but now I realize I’m not. It’s such a busy time for the Kardashians right now with the show starting and the NBA playoffs, which as you know is their prime mating season.

Any of you see the eclipse yesterday? I’ve never met anyone with eye damage from an eclipse, but they talk about it all the time. And that proves something I’ve always suspected, that nature is trying to kill us. We have to fight back and kill it first.

No one was more affected by the eclipse than the notorious tanning mom. Stupid moon stole five precious minutes of UV rays from her face and now she’s never going to get those back.

Shares of Facebook stock dropped from the opening day price of $38 to around $34 today. They say if it drops any lower, Mitt Romney will swoop in and divide it up into Face and Book.

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend got married — one day after Facebook raised $16 billion on the stock market. Zuckerberg listed the 10 things he loves about her, while she listed the 16 billion things she loves about him.

Mark Zuckerberg got married. Their reception was annoying, though. Right when everyone got used to the seating arrangement, Zuckerberg changed the layout for no reason.

President Obama tossed around a football at Soldier Field, home of the Chicago Bears. Obama told Biden to go long. Then, he hopped into his car and drove away.

Happy birthday to Mr. T, who turned 60 years old today. You can tell he is getting old. Today he pitied the fool who couldn’t get Barry Manilow tickets.

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And my personal addition to the Looney Liberal Logic 101 Gallery:

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Ok now that you had the carrot in the form of laughs at the liberal’s expense time for the stick in the form of hard facts about what exactly another 4 years of  an Obama Presidency might well mean to us. For those of you with weak hearts &/or stomachs I suggest you scroll by the rest of this thought.

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Political Reality of the Next Four Years

Read and pass on please even if you’ve already seen it and passed it on before.

Columnist Andrew McCarthy gives us what probably is the most important question regarding the upcoming presidential election….
“…..if Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy.

For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I’d just ask you to keep four things in mind:


1.. Justice Scalia just turned 78
2.. Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year
3.. Justice Breyer will be 76 in August
4.. Justice Ginsburg turned 81 about a week ago.

We wish them all well, of course, but the brute fact is that whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court — in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come.
If you don’t think it matters whether the guy making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, I think you’re smokin’ something funky….”
So for anybody who is thinking of not voting because your favorite didn’t get nominated, or writing in a candidate who can’t win…

Imagine this: SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ERIC HOLDER

 

Scared the crap out of you didn’t I?  I’ll wait go clean yourself and find some clean skivvies. For those of your with better sphincter control, how’s that heart rate now? There is so many wide eyed people with stand up hair from pacemakers working over time out there to make the audience look like a damned multi colored Chia Pet Forest!

We have an opportunity to stop this from ever happening, BUT ONLY ONE SHOT AT IT. Obama gets elected in November he’s got nothing left to lose. HE’s already said to the Russians that once he get re-elected he’ll have a lot more latitude. That folks is called a permeation, a warning a foretelling of the disasters to come if he does succeed.

That means EVERYONE who reads this blog and agrees Impish and I needs to get out and vote come November. If you don’t like standing in lines get an absentee ballot from fill it out and return it.

 Let’s not waste our one chance for REAL LEGITIMATE SAFE & SANE GOOD OLD FASHION AMERICAN VALUES Hope and Change.

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For Sale or Trade

You are probably not very interested in any used farm equipment, but you might enjoy this ad taken from Craig’s List:

Fifty year old manure spreader – $1 [Washington, D.C.]

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.

Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really sling the manure for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November.

I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

Obama: Stewie sez You suck

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Woman pelts intruder with paintball gun

By Chris Paschenko The Daily News Published June 9, 2012

GALVESTON — A woman armed with a paintball gun pelted an intruder Friday inside her home. Galveston police arrived and found the accused burglar inside covered in yellow paint, authorities said.
Elvis Alexander, 53, was charged with burglary of a habitation with intent to commit theft, said Lt. Michael Gray, a Galveston police spokesman. Police took Alexander to the Galveston County Jail, and he remained in the building Friday afternoon on a $40,000 bond, authorities said.

Carrie King, 34, called police about 10:30 a.m., saying she was hiding from an intruder inside her home in the 1100 block of 36th Street, Gray said. An officer arrived, heard yelling and went inside.
“He heard her firing the paintball gun and the sound of the impacts of the paint balls,” Gray said.
Alexander was shot about four times, but he didn’t need medical treatment. Police arrested him inside King’s house, Gray said.
Police accused Alexander of taking coins and Ramen noodles from inside the home.
Alexander lives within four blocks of King and had cut her grass in the past, Gray said.

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Cut printing costs

Printer ink and toner is so darn pricey that sometimes it’s cheaper to buy a brand new printer than a new set of cartridges. In fact, that’s where printer companies maker their money.

Fortunately there’s several very easy ways to cut back on your ink habit. One of them is GreenCloud Printer.

This handy download allows you to visualize your printing tasks so you don’t print unnecessary pages. You can also consolidate multiple pages onto one sheet of paper and enjoy double-sided printing.

GreenCloud Printer can print low-resolution or grayscale to reduce the amount of ink you use. Or you can use it to eliminate paper and ink entirely by sending documents to email, Dropbox and Google Docs.

Cost: Free
Systems: Windows XP, Windows Vista, and Windows 7

http://www.obviousidea.com/windows-software/greencloud-printer/

Nude Men Clock

I like the way the guys on the minute hand are tapping their foot as they wait for the minute to pass.

Be sure to click on the clock to make it digital.

It’s actually the correct time even counting the seconds !!!

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

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Civics 101

A black kid asks his dad, “Dad, what’s democracy?” (Wait…the kid doesn’t know his Dad…let’s start over….)

A black kid asks his mom, “Mama, what’s a democracy?”

“Well, son, that’s when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits.

“But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?”

“Sure they do, Baby, but that’s called racism!”

Hmm…Apparently more liberal illogic!

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PSA

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up – leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little – in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some of your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well.

Watch this please-

 

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water.

A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left unburned (chemical) and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

For verification and more information, click here: http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

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And they want 12 years of Romney’s tax returns????

This should be a billboard!..

 

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Pretty sure I blacked out the only inaccuracy in the list (#14 was a fairly well documented urban myth/misrepresentation of the facts…you know a lot like most Democratic/Liberal answers to questions regarding Obama) ‘lest the whiney liberals try to make a federal case of misrepresentation of a single fact as if we were some news or media source.  In truth it gets harder and harder to do the verification of facts on Obama and his administration everyday because they are so busy sealing things or sneaking/ hiding their actions largely with the aid of the liberal press whose responsibility it is SUPPOSED to be to keep us unbiasedly informed of ALL THE NEWS  and HARD FACTS

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A really good summary of the many things wrong with our country these days. Oh, I just can’t wait till Nov. 6! That won’t solve all of these things, but I’ll take (or get rid of) whatever I can!

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MAYBE THIS GUY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!
(At least he’s got his thinking cap on…which is more than the other lame-brains in Washington do!

 

House committee schedules contempt vote against Holder

Oh LORD! Don’t be teasing me like this!

By Sharyl Attkisson   June 11, 2012 3:00 AM http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57450110-503544/house-committee-schedules-contempt-vote-against-holder/?tag=cbsnewsMainColumnArea

(CBS News) CBS News has learned the House Oversight Committee will vote next week on whether to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of Congress. It’s the fourth time in 30 years that Congress has launched a contempt action against an executive branch member.

This time, the dispute stems from Holder failing to turn over documents subpoenaed on October 12, 2011 in the Fast and Furious “gunwalking” investigation.

Issa: 31 Democrats Will Vote To Condemn Holder

Republican compares Fast and Furious scandal to Iran Contra, Watergate. Republicans seek a contempt vote.

Oh Happy Day….Oh Happy Da-ay…

Zeke Miller BuzzFeed Staff posted Jun 11, 2012 11:01am EDT http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/issa-i-expect-31-democrats-will-be-with-us-on-hol

House Committee and Oversight and Government Reform Chairman Darrell Issa told BuzzFeed today that he expects 31 Democrats will join Congressional Republicans in finding Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of Congress for failing to turn over documents relating to a botched gun-running investigation.

Issa, who has risen to national prominence as the point of the Republican spear in investigating alleged Obama administration wrongdoing, called for a committee vote on contempt next week in advance of a full House vote on Holder’s conduct in the so-called “Fast and Furious” operation, in which a federal agent was allegedly killed with a gun the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms allowed to be trafficked.

“The real question is, we’re opening up the data that we have to all the members, so as they start reading specifics of what we know was known and was hidden from Congress, and what we’d like to know and been denied, how many of the Democrats will vote with us,” Issa said after speaking at the Personal Democracy Forum in New York. “I expect we’ll have about 31 Democrats with us.”

Holder needs to be charged w/ contempt of intelligence and intelligent people too, as well as the illegal sex act of PDAs with Obama’s backside on a regular & prolonged basis.

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SCRAM IMPISH! Wait for Saturday! 

Damned insecure Dragon!

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Stupid Really Is Banner

Luxury car theft suspect claims history was on his side

The way he saw it, writing hot checks to buy five luxury cars from CarMax was legal because the United States went off the gold standard in 1933, according to the Harris County Sheriff’s Department.

The Federal Reserve Bank, however, didn’t buy Carroll Joubert Jr.’s story, said Deputy Thomas Gilliland, a spokesman at the sheriff’s office.

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Joubert, 47, was being held Monday at the Harris County Jail under a $150,000 bond, charged with the thefts of five high-end vehicles totaling $297,000, court records show.

He is accused of forging five checks on the Federal Reserve Bank of Georgia to purchase a 2011 Cadillac Escalade, a 2009 Lexus, a 2010 Chevrolet Corvette, a 2008 Land Rover and a 2011 BMW, Gilliland said.

“He believes he can just write checks off the Federal Reserve because all Americans have the right to do that,” Gilliland said, adding that Joubert used the routing and account numbers of the Federal Reserve Bank of Georgia.

On June 5, 1933, the United States went off the gold standard, a monetary system in which currency is backed by gold, when Congress enacted a joint resolution nullifying the right of creditors to demand payment in gold, according to history.com.

“The United States had been on a gold standard since 1879, except for an embargo on gold exports during World War I, but bank failures during the Great Depression of the 1930s frightened the public into hoarding gold, making the policy untenable,” the website states.

Armed with a warrant, investigators with the Harris County Sheriff’s Office Auto Theft Unit and the United States Secret Service arrested Joubert on June 1. The agencies are joint members of the Houston Area Fraud Task Force.

CarMax officials called authorities on May 4 when they became suspicious of the checks, which eventually cleared the bank, Gilliland said.

Investigators had the dealership delay the first two purchases. Despite the delay, Joubert wrote three more checks, he said.

“The guy really thought he was getting away with it,” Gilliland said.

History of stupidity and getting caught maybe was on his side!

 

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Wise Sayings about Government


1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. — John Adams

2. If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. — Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. — George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. — G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. — Douglas Casey

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P.J. O’Rourke

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. — Frederic Bastiat

11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. — Ronald Reagan

12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free. — P.J. O’Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. — Voltaire

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you. — Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. — Mark Twain

17. Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it. — Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. — Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. — Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. — Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. — Herbert Spencer

22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress. — Mark Twain

23. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. — Gerald Ford

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IF the political reality of the next four years as discussed above didn’t make you wet or fill your pants and/or failed to give you palpitations or an outright heart attack this Parting Shot should finish the job no sweat and leave you with the Night Terrors besides as a parting gift.

Those of you who have been around for any length of time know I have a MAJOR burr under my saddle for not ONLY the interference of the Democratically controlled Education system and Child Welfare systems in the rearing of our children but for their blatant outright attempts at brain washing our children into being good little Democrat Podlings under the guise of “educating and enlightening” them. They attempt to teach our children that ANY thought contrary to what the teacher is espousing in wrong and often punish our children for thinking for themselves or refusing to go along with the brainwashing. Case in point:

NC Teacher Screams at Student: It’s Criminal to Criticize Obama

The teacher yells — literally yells — that Obama is “due the respect that every other president is due … Listen,” she continues, “let me tell you something, you will not disrespect the president of the United States in this classroom.” She yells over the student repeatedly, and yells at him that it’s disrespect for him to even debate about Romney and Obama.

The student says that he can say what he wants.

“Not about him, you won’t,” says the teacher.

The teacher then tells the student – wrongly – that it is a criminal offense to say bad things about a president. “Do you realize that people were arrested for saying things bad about Bush? Do you realize you are not supposed to slander the president?”

The student says that it would violate First Amendment rights to jail someone for such sentiments. “You would have to say some pretty f’d up crap about him to be arrested,” says the student. “They cannot take away your right to have your opinion … They can’t take that away unless you threaten the president.”

Clearly, the student should be teaching the class, and the teacher should be reading the Constitution more often.

The school district classified the exchange – which is obviously just another case of a pro-Obama teacher shoveling her views down students’ throats – a “learning experience.” It isn’t. It’s political intimidation, and it’s just another example of how the American public school system has become an indoctrination tool for the left. This teacher should be suspended or fired forthwith, if only for incompetence.

 

It was a moment in a North Carolina classroom that was caught on tape recently that is making national headlines, after a teacher was recorded yelling at a student in her social studies class for criticizing President Obama, even telling him that he could get arrested. The clip features a conversation in which teacher Tanya Dixon-Neely tells students that it is a criminal offense to criticize Barack Obama and that they could be “arrested” for doing so.

It all began when the topic of the day was a discussion regarding GOP contender Mitt Romney being a bully in high school. A student responds by pointing out that Obama admits in his own book, Dreams from My Father, that he also bullied a girl when he was in school.

The teacher responded by saying that she didn’t know of any such comment … and that’s when the shouting began.
In the audio, you can hear the teacher in question yelling at the boy, saying, “That’s disrespect!” The student then responds, “You’re disrespecting Romney!” That, of course, prompts another response from the teacher, who says, “How’s that disrespect? He’s not the president! You will not disrespect the President of the United States in this classroom!”

Student Who Recorded Teacher Yelling At Him For Criticizing Obama Speaks Out

According to Breitbart News, “The student had asked his friend to record the discussion to “prove to his parents what he has been trying to tell them for some time. The teacher in this video has a long history of pushing a liberal agenda, by shouting down students. She is very intolerant of other points of view that she does not share. The atmosphere at this school is not very conducive to opposing views.”

 

Teacher Tanya Dixon-Neely is now suspended with pay after audio was found of her yelling at a student for criticizing President Obama. It all began in the classroom when the topic of the day was a discussion regarding GOP contender Mitt Romney being a bully in high school. When the student challenged the teacher, the audio reveals she began yelling at him.

The school reacted to the controversy by claiming it represented “a learning experience,” and failed to indicate whether it would take any action against Dixon-Neely for her blatantly misleading and downright dangerous teaching.

[Yeah I’ll just bet he learned a LOT about what happens when you disagree with a Democrat and attempt to exercise YOUR free speech right by expressing YOUR views in front of them during this particular experience- L.L.]

There are numerous examples where children are being made to chant songs worshipping Obama in schools, perform military-style parades in his honor, or watch propaganda videos about celebrities affirming their allegiance to him.

In September 2009, the White House announced it would stream an Obama speech directly into government schools. The speech was accompanied by lesson plans issued by the Department of Education which instructed teachers to ask children “Why is it important that we listen to the President and other elected officials.”

This was merely a continuation of the cult of personality that has been built up around Obama with the aid of the education system.

This creepy cult-like video showing celebrities pledging their “service” to the Obama government’s global warming agenda was shown in Utah schools.

 

This now infamous “Obama Youth” video shows students at a middle school in Missouri performing a military style drill while chanting slogans about Obama’s policies.

 

A middle school teacher in Missouri was suspended Monday for putting a video on YouTube of his students chanting lines from Barack Obama speeches and wearing military fatigues.

The Junior Fraternity students studied Obama’s economic plan with the teacher, and the superintendent did not know whether the teacher or the students scripted the routine. The group should have also studied John McCain’s economic plan, the superintendent said.

In the video, eighth- and ninth-graders wearing military camouflage pants and navy t-shirts chant and perform a routine in the style of a step show, a dance popular among African-American fraternities at universities.

The students enter the room chanting “Alpha. Omega. Alpha. Omega.” Then, one at a time, they state things they were “inspired” to do by Barack Obama, including becoming an architect and a sheriff. At the end of the video, the students make statements about Obama’s healthcare plan. “Obama’s healthcare plan will be able to provide participants the ability to move from job to job without taking their healthcare coverage,” one says

Joyce McGautha, superintendent of the Urban Community Leadership Academy, a charter school for students in fifth through ninth grades in Kansas City, Mo., said She would not disclose the teacher’s name. “At this time because of the legal action that we’ll probably have to take against the teacher, I’m not going to give his name. As far as [the teacher is] concerned, I think he’ll gets what was supposed to come to him. But I don’t think the children should be the victims of his stupidity.”

[Appears to me they already ARE victims of his stupidity- and his Democratic Pro-Socialist brain washing to boot.- L.L.]

Children at Sand Hill Elementary School in Asheville, NC recite Obama campaign slogans.

[Again with No. Carolina! Someone better adjust that Red State/Blue State map because No. Carolina isn’t so Red anymore apparently!]

 

A creepy video of young children in Illinois singing a Maoist-style homage to Obama’s government, chanting “Yes We Can.” A shockingly accurate comparison with the Hitler Youth is made at the end of the clip.

[I have to say I’m not at all fond of the “Nazi/Hitler/Storm Trooper/Gestapo Card’ both because its over used and generally the resort of those incapable of arguing their case on its merits, much like the race card (or Obama supporters, but I repeat myself don’t I?) however when the card truly fits you just have to call a spade a spade and in this case….]

The following video is approx 4 minutes. In the first 3:30 it shows kids being propagandized by Barack Hussein Obama’s supporters. The last 30 seconds shows the ‘Hitler youth’ being propagandized the same exact way. Note how both have the overbearing display of flags,posters,etc. Glassy eyed children blindly reciting what their elders told them to.

 

[Got any warm sensations in your pants yet? That Pacemaker starting to feel like a low voltage Tazer as yet? Too bad! I ain’t through scaring the bejayus out of you at what is happening right under your noses just yet]

Shocking video of a teacher forcing children to worship Obama. The kids look largely disinterested.

in 2000-2008 when Bush read to school kids the liberals said. ”ITS BRAINWASHING IMPEACH HIM RAAAAA!!!!!!!” and now the liberals says when kids have to sing about the greatness of Obama they say. ‘Oh don’t worry they are just singing, it’s a learning opportunity!”

Translation: HEY! Can’t you see we’re busy brainwashing your kid here? Butt out of  our business. You elected us that’s all you need to know about what goes on in your local school since we don’t think you are capable of raising your children correctly, which is to say specifically in the proscribed liberal manner!

Readers I semi-sort of apologize for scaring the crap out of you twice in an issue but reality and the truth are often not pleasant and are scary. IF we judge by the votes for the issues and the comments left (or more precisely the LACK of both) most of you are still ambivalent and disinterested in this serious subject. The first scare ( Supreme Court Justice Holder) is a prediction of Orwellian proportion but none the less a real possibility. The second one is currently happening right under everyone’s noses! We don’t have the luxury of time we need to act on this now.

Getting back to the source of this Parting Shot, “Teacher” ( it’s in quotes because I am using it on the broadest loosest sense of the word possible- the adult(?) at the head of a class of kids) Tanya Dixon-Neely and her actions I have a few remarks that I originally intended to  close with before I wound all those other examples of the chronic levels of Democratic brainwashing and perversion of our children’s values.

The teacher’s “Fact of the Day” was apparently that Romney is a bully.  clearly the teacher’s mind was already made up and any ‘discussion’ was going to be fruitless until she made all the students think like her.

When this kid starts questioning if Obama also bullied a little girl in school (by his own admission), the teacher flips out, and insists that she will not permit “disrespecting” of the President. That of course (liberal logic) doesn’t apply to Romney, though, you see, because he’s not the president yet as all of only Romney’s background is relevant while most of Obama’s is held as irrelevant and/or sealed away.

Let’s give this brain surgeon higher pay. God knows she could be making millions working for A.C.O.R.N. as a community organizer.  Achievements? Getting absolutely pwn3d and FUBARed in basic logic and facts by a frickin’ fifteen year old and taped doing it.  Qualifications? Expert in the Intimidation of Those of Non Democratic Points of View, specializing in teenagers. and zealous worship of Comrade Obama the Liberal Messiah.

This teacher has been suspended with pay. Suspended WITH PAY is such a crime. This rabid liberal attacked a student for raising a question and she gets rewarded with a paid vacation… unfreaking believable! Where do they find these ‘teachers’? HOW do the pass the certification tests? Why do I suspect ‘Affirmative Action’ reared its ugly head with regards to Dixon-Neely’s position somehow?  The kid was more mature about the situation than her!!! Shame on Dixon-Neely for losing control of herself. I don’t know which is worse – the Ebonics crap speech, her racism or her communism.  She needs to be terminated A.S.A.P.!   She cannot teach anyone anything– maybe the smallest children potty training. But teenagers it is readily apparent already know far, far more than she does; she can only teach then Retarded Liberal Thinking.

North Carolina supposed to be a Red State, this just goes to show you how Blue our Education System really is that she got suspended WITH pay and the School system refused to admit she did anything wrong until this got on the national news and they started squirming under the bright lights. Their position before that? Oh it was a “learning experience”. Sound familiar? Every time some one says HEY! HANG ON!  WTF IS GOING ON HERE?! I DON’T THINK THIS IS RIGHT! They automatically reply “Learning experience!” and then they’ll cite School Board policy not to talk about employees, students or on going investigations, preferably 2 of those in back to back sentences and then go hide until they think the incident has blown over.

This is our education system. It is run by Democrats who push around Republican &/or Centrist raised children because of their position of authority. You’re expecting your child to come out and learn critical thinking from this woman? There’s nothing being taught here but intimidation.  She’s making the point apparently in the front of the entire classroom and when he continues, she walks right up to him screaming:  “You will not disrespect the President of the United States.”  So now you have the intimidation factor… you WILL do as we say or we will persecute you. You only  have the right to free independent thought & speech when it agrees with what we say and tell you to think. Thank God for this kid. It’s not about the left or the right, it’s about standing up and admitting that we currently have the worst president in history. Give this kid credit: He does not fold under threat by an alleged authority figure he stands up for the facts, his opinion and his rights in the fact of intimidation and misuse of power by an authority figure. That is what should be being taught though its obvious this is not something he learned in that class and likely not in that school either.

This woman is the kind of person who only voted for Obama because he’s black. Trust me when I say there were a lot of people who voted for him only for that reason. The fact that she is capable of still being an Obama supporter to this day is enough grounds for dismissal.

 

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and a Democratically ‘Educated’ and Brainwashed Kid too!

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4 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs # 146 for Wednesday 06-13-2012

  1. paul says:

    Awesome issuse as usual – how sad so many id-ten-t’s there are out there and that they breed and vote.

  2. The Whelpling says:

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    I’m going to be real brutal here for a second LET OUR CHILDREN BE F’ING CHILDREN there is no reason why an elementary school child should be singing about politics let them be fucking children!!!! if or teachers can not teach our children in an unbiased manner than they have no RIGHT to be teaching our children. American get your heads out of your lazy asses and realize we are at WAR we are not in a foreign feud. Here in our own homes we are at war, we are at war with each and every person that feels the Constitution’s definition of the pursuit of happiness as me working for your happiness. I am 30 years old I am a young man I have at times worked my fingers to the bone to be able to afford the small things that I have and yet someone else wants me to now work to pay for their happiness. The “pursuit” does not mean that you have the right to happiness it means you have the right to try and attain happiness. If a president of the united states can not, will not, or shall not understand the wording of the constitution then he/she should be removed from office by the armed forces and held on treason because you can not uphold the constitution if you do not understand it.because you can not uphold the constitution if you do not understand it.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      and the formatting errors are on WordPress, that is NOT the way I set up the disclaimer!

  3. Ginny says:

    Lethal you really outdid yourself with this issue. Obama has got to go!

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