Good Morning Campers!
I have to share something with you…this super classy, believable, movie. Great scenes, fantastic dialog, in-depth characters. It was absolutely amazing! What m0vie am I talking about?
Half comic book, which is good I guess since the original WAS a comic book…
and half movie…there were an amazing number of “names” in the movie. Lori Petty, Ice-T, Naomi Watts, Don Harvey, Malcolm McDowell, Ann Cusack, Iggy Pop, James Hong, just to name a few. Okay, so my tongue is firmly planted in cheek on this one. (If you can’t already tell) but it was a REALLY slow afternoon on Thursday. Really an odd movie. If you get a chance, and you are inebriated or otherwise chemically enhanced, you will probably really enjoy it.
Okay, so here’s just a little taste and we’ll move on to other things!
And here we go…
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
Biggest Lie Ever Told…
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper.
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.
Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away. “There’s just one problem,” explained the model. “Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don’t have a bath.”
“That’s not a problem,” replied Doris. “We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water.”
“What about your husband? asked the model.
“Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings,” replied Doris.
“Good,” said the model. “Now that that’s been settled, I’ll go to the studio and see you tonight.”
That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model.
After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.
The model noticed Doris’ staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes.
Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her.
“It’s true, I tell you!” said Doris.
“Look, if you don’t believe me, tomorrow night I’ll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself.”
The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model.
As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her.
Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model’s naked pubic area.
Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.
Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
“Well, do you believe me now?” she asked Fred.
“Yes, he replied. “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.
But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?”
“Just to show you the difference,” answered Doris. “But I guess you’ve seen me millions of times.”
“Yes, said Fred, I have, but the rest of the dart team hadn’t.”
Well, Leprechaun and I spoke extensively last night on what would constitute a good Last Word. We both agreed that a good Last Word, or in his case, the Parting Shot, would be one that would garner some sort of comments in the comment section. We also agreed, that for the most part, the political stuff got the most comments, but most of that was derogatory. So, what does constitute a good ending? We talked about this stream of an ant colony…
If it works, that is…
He also brought my attention to a guy who had been killed in a fight by having his testicles squeezed http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/woman-squeezed-mans-testicles-kills-parking-china_n_1457487.html?ref=mostpopular
and as a male dragon, the thought of that is quite disturbing.
another one was of a UFO captured in a picture by NASA. Real object? Anomaly? Who knows? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/ufo-near-the-sun-or-a-camera-glitch_n_1456380.html?ref=mostpopular
Or how about the Octomom spending all that welfare money on silly stuff? http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/136712/octomom_is_using_her_welfare?utm_source=cafemom&utm_medium=cmi&utm_content=sendtofriend&utm_campaign=General&email_id=716298305
What about you guys? What would you like to see? What kind of stuff do you feel incited enough to make comments on? We can be controversial. I think we’ve proven that time and time again. We can also do cute and cuddly, although NO ONE has EVER commented on that part of us. So, pissed off and political it is. So, in that vein, how about the bullshit going on right now between the Republicans and the Democrats and the student loan percentage rate and paying for it out of a slush fund in the medical arena.
Neither one of you dumb-asses wanted the others toys until they started playing with them. The President was going to cut the slush fund himself until the Republicans got on the band wagon and the Republicans were going to close a tax loop hole themselves until the Democrats got interested. This is total bullshit to create a problem that shouldn’t exist in the first place. Just like I tell my kids, if you can’t play nice with the neighbor kids, then each of you get your butts back to your own yards and play by yourself. See how much fun that is!
Okay, so maybe the analogy doesn’t really work well, but you get my point. I say, get rid of all of them and hire some damn politicians that agree to act like adults!
Okay, I’m done.
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