Good Morning Campers… And a fine morning it is, too! The sun is shining (somewhere) it’s a brisk 50º and I’m teaching class, again, both today and tomorrow.
You know, you try to wake up, have a good attitude and then life just creeps in and screws it all up.
I woke up this morning, early, and I just knew that something was wrong. I could hear footsteps, creeping around in my pile of sleeping gold. I very slowly opened one eye and standing, right in front of my nose, was a thief with the cutest little sword you’ve ever seen. It’s really nice when you can get breakfast in bed!
I would like all of you to join me today, in wishing my dear friend … wait…gotta finish piling these rocks up over the last entrance to my private cave … there, now no one can get in … ahem … where was I?
in wishing my dear friend Lethal Leprechaun a Happy Birthday today! None of us have any idea how old he is, the last I knew he was keeping track by using the scientific method. He was like 1.86 x 10³ years old or some such. I know it’s all a ploy to try to avoid that mandatory Leprechaun retirement age. I searched and searched and tried to find a picture of him (you will recall the baby picture of his dear Molly that appeared on HER birthday). But, I couldn’t find a single person, not in witness protection, willing to admit they even knew him. Even Molly, when I talked to her, and it came time to discuss Lethal either pled the 5th, kept repeating her name, rank and serial number, or swore she’d never be taken alive!
It was really kind of spooky.
I did manage to find one baby picture of him. At least, it’s reported to be him…
I’m sure we can ALL see the resemblance.
All kidding aside. Please join me in wishing our dear friend, Lethal Leprechaun, a happy and blessed birthday!
Cheers, my friend!
This one’s from Dad…thanks Dad:
An illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.
Puns from Diaman:
An award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.
Is a dermatologist’s knowledge only skin deep?
To a cab driver, a rainy day means fare weather.
I’m inclined to be laid back.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
This is why our taxes should be raised?? Come on!!! http://revolutionarypolitics.tv/video/viewVideo.php?video_id=15915
Talk about GREAT stories….and this one’s true, to boot!
Finally, the true story as told by Hillary to world leaders…………
Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.
The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.
The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.
The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.
As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice,
“Sack my cook.”
And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
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A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment of an ancient Egyptian religious ritual. One turned to a nearby local, pointed to the statue that was being praised and asked, “Pardon me, but what was the name of that god supposed to be?”
“Why do you ask?” the man replied.
The tourist shrugged. “Just idol curiosity, I guess.”
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends…
Crazy Hitting Drill!
Today’s Last Word…is brought to you by CNN…The Muppets were not just for kids. One of my dearest and oldest friends, when we were stationed together overseas, was a huge Muppet fan…okay, well, maybe not such a good example since Smitty was (and still is) one of the biggest kids I know but, still. It was really nice of Google to do this for Jim and his family. Maybe Dragon Laffs will someday be honored with a Google Doodle.
Google honors Jim Henson with Muppets doodle