I’d like to thank all of you who’ve bought one of our limited edition 9-11 mugs. We’ve sold a total of 20 mugs so far. There is still time to order. They will only be on sale about another 3 weeks and then they will disappear forever! Here’s the link to go to: http://www.zazzle.com/dragonlaffs_sept_11th_memorial_mug-168351425205007069
And in today’s Last Word you can see a picture of my own mug (which I’m drinking out of as we speak) in action! More to come on this at another time.
Now, let’s get on with today’s issue!
Why. it’s a Space Bar of course!
(Don’t get mad at me, I don’t make this stuff up!)
If this doesn’t put a smile on your face, then you need to report to the morgue, you’re dead! Thanks Dad, this is great!
This was so addictive that I ended up searching for the Jive Aces for over an hour. Lots and lots of good videos out there.
Yeah, we’re all cute and cuddly until we grow up to eat your wives and daughters!
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself “I’m going to take that.”
I’m not sure if this is more funny or scary….you can decide…
“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
” U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem.”
Got any pictures of Irene from your area? Send them in and see them printed right here in your favorite e-zine.
Billy Stinson comforts his daughter, Erin, as they sit on the steps where their cottage once stood in Nags Head, North Carolina. The home, built in 1903 and listed on the National Register of Historic Places, was destroyed by Hurricane Irene.
All this water, everywhere, and now we don’t have any fresh water to drink.
Dennis Miller in one of the funniest scathing speeches ever taped:
Flash mob symphony
Okay, okay, I know it’s politically incorrect, but it’s still funny as hell:
How do you starve an Obama supporter?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
President Obama walks into a Bank of America Branch to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me”?
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”?
Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!!!!”
Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the new regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID”
Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am”
Cashier: “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
Obama: “I am urging you please to cash this check”
Cashier: “Look Mr.. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing.”
Cashier: “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”
Today’s Last Word…
What can I say? Tomorrow is the 10th Anniversary and everything was already said most eloquently by our own LL earlier in the week and because today is my daughter’s birthday, we’re going to stay on a positive, up-beat note.
But, I do want to caution everyone, especially those of you in large cities…the government has said that they have “credible intelligence” (personally, I don’t believe you are allowed, in good taste, to use the words “government” and “intelligence” in the same sentence, but I digress) they have “credible intelligence” of the plans for some sort of terrorist act tomorrow. Specifically, they call for VBIEDs, Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device, or car bombs to be exploded in New York, Washington D.C. and Los Angeles.
I know that all military installations, government facilities and others have ramped up security, just in case, and I believe, as good Americans we should do the same. Ramp up our security, keep our eyes open and report any suspicious activities to the local authorities.
My wish for you all is a happy, safe and blessed weekend. Anyone who wants to fly in for some cake and ice-cream is welcome. When asked what she wanted for her birthday, Izzy was heard to say, “Gold coins are always a good gift, but diamonds are still a girl’s best friend.” Personally, I think she’s been hanging around her Uncle Leprechaun a bit much.