Not ONLY is there a book…but I think Impish wrote it besides and I swear he’s tested every excuse in it too!
A little known piece of nautical history. Most
people don’t know that in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
was manufactured in England. The Titanic was carrying
12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery
in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of
call for the great ship after New York City. The people
of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and were
very upset at the news of the sinking. So much that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo. Blame Reader Tom for this travesty of comedy.
Finally, you can kiss over the Internet
Because yeah, I’m sure people have been crying out in frustration, asking why this was not possible, since the days of the Extranet and Bulletin Boards…well ok MAYBE Impish and the cyber-perverts have been, but as to the rest of us.… (By the way if you actually understood those 2 pre-internet references and/or went the least bit fondly nostalgic? WOW! You are OLD!)
Japanese researchers (ah invented in Japan, the world leader in inventing weird pointless tech that only makes sense if you are Japanese) have developed a kiss transmission device. It lets users kiss others via an Internet connection. For now, it can only transmit movement. Sound bizarre? Wait until you see this thing in action!
I’m left wondering how far behind this the guy working on transmitting Mononucleosis via the Internet is? Also ever since I mentioned this to Impish, he has been alternately try to sign up as one of the kissable celebrities and searching for any sign his dream of kissing a Teletubby (even remotely apparently) can finally be realized at any price.
I’d like to thank my personal assistant Friday for posing for this Motivational Poster.
And in the interest of Equal time here is Impish’s Assistant Tessie. Don’t ask about the bracelets, I don’t know, I don’t WANT to know and I’m certainly NOT about to ask either of them! Some things are just to frightening to contemplate… like for instance where she keeps her PDA in that outfit!
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green; however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?”
Young Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
View of San Francisco Bay From a Blimp
If you had to pay for a flight it would have been $425 per seat.
Theses pictures are awesome.
Daily Show: Definitely, Maybe
Pundits describe Bin Laden’s death as Obama’s “defining moment,” and it’s not like they throw a phrase like that around for any event. <end of underlining for sarcastic emphasis >
ATTENTION LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS and people named Dun, Don, or any other combination of the letters D & N with a vowel between them:
Please note this Last Word ALSO makes fun of the MEDIA and not Obama. We at DragonLaffs & LeprechaunLaffs would appreciate it iif you didn’t try to make it about bashing him! It save us the time and effort of pointing this out in response to your comments and calling attention to your stupidity. Thanks!