LeprechaunLaffs # 60 For Monday 5/9

Posted on May 9, 2011 by lethalleprechaun

Leprechaun Laffs - Lethal Leprechaun

Monday Again!

The greeting would be here if I could muster any excitement over it being Monday againcoffee smiley

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Not ONLY is there a book…but I think Impish wrote it besides and I swear he’s tested every excuse in it too!

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A little known piece of nautical history. Most
people don’t know that in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
was manufactured in England. The Titanic was carrying
12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery
in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of
call for the great ship after New York City. The people
of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and were
very upset at the news of the sinking. So much that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo. Blame Reader Tom for this travesty of comedy.

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Finally, you can kiss over the Internet

Because yeah, I’m sure people have been crying out in frustration, asking why this was not possible, since the days of the Extranet and Bulletin Boards…well ok MAYBE Impish and the cyber-perverts have been, but as to the rest of us.… (By the way if you actually understood those 2 pre-internet references and/or went the least bit fondly nostalgic? WOW! You are OLD!)

Japanese researchers (ah invented in Japan, the world leader in inventing weird pointless tech that only makes sense if you are Japanese) have developed a kiss transmission device. It lets users kiss others via an Internet connection. For now, it can only transmit movement. Sound bizarre? Wait until you see this thing in action!

Can’t see it? GO TO THE BLOG WHERE YOU BELONG! http://dragonlaffs.com

I’m left wondering how far behind this the guy working on transmitting Mononucleosis via the Internet is? Also ever since I mentioned this to Impish, he has been alternately try to sign up as one of the kissable celebrities and searching for any sign his dream of kissing a Teletubby (even remotely apparently) can finally be realized at any price.

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I’d like to thank my personal assistant Friday for posing for this Motivational Poster.

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And in the interest of Equal time here is Impish’s Assistant Tessie. Don’t ask about the bracelets, I don’t know, I don’t WANT to know and I’m certainly NOT about to ask either of them! Some things are just to frightening to contemplate… like for instance where she keeps her PDA in that outfit!

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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green; however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?”

Young Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”

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View of San Francisco Bay From a Blimp

If you had to pay for a flight it would have been $425 per seat.

Theses pictures are awesome.

http://home.comcast.net/~bzee1b/Zeppelin/Zeppelin.html

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Daily Show: Definitely, Maybe

Pundits describe Bin Laden’s death as Obama’s “defining moment,” and it’s not like they throw a phrase like that around for any event.  <end of underlining for sarcastic emphasis >

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-may-5-2011/definitely–maybe?xrs=share_copy

ATTENTION LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS and people named Dun, Don, or any other combination of the letters D &  N with a vowel between them:

Please note this Last Word ALSO makes fun of the MEDIA and not Obama. We at DragonLaffs & LeprechaunLaffs would appreciate it iif you didn’t try to make it about bashing him! It save us the time and effort of pointing this out in response to your comments and calling attention to your stupidity. Thanks!

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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2 Responses to LeprechaunLaffs # 60 For Monday 5/9

  1. Dan's avatar Dan says:
    May 9, 2011 at 06:31

    As a person with both a D, an N and a vowel in between I want you to know I am not outraged and actually find it amusing and not at all worthy of a class discrimination suit.
    You may now return to your curmudgeonly commentary.

    Reply
    • lethalleprechaun's avatar lethalleprechaun says:
      May 9, 2011 at 11:37

      As the DragonLaffs staff member who would have most likely been tapped to write and post the much discussed over this weekend Sunday “Remedial Edition of DragonLaffs for Democrats, Liberals, Nitpickers, the Point of Postings Challenged and Those Who Cannot even Manage to Spell Their Names Correctly When Commenting Issue” I can’t express how relieved I am to read your comment.

      I think you’d have a hard time proving discrimination how ever as one of our founding principles is : Equal Opportunity Comedic Offending At Every Warranted Comedic Opportunity”. Beats the hell out of taking names and keeping records it does!

      Reply

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