I had an opening all written based on an anecdote Impish told me about someone who apparently didn’t think I was a separate individual from his household.

Then he proceeded to editorially nitpick it to a politically correct touchy feely death until I felt like our little graphical friend here. So, I guess some would say spitefully, I scrapped it entirely.

So, as you can clearly see, the fact I have no witty opening remarks this morning is all Impish’s fault. Everyone throw your rotten fruit at him.

Now, Let’s all have a laugh!

BAD DRAGON! NO BACON FLAVORED COFFEE FOR YOU!

Now I’m not normally much of one for e-mails, videos and the like with religious over or undertones but its only a little at the end of this and the rest of the video IS really humorous and well done

Southern Hills Church of Christ, Abilene, Texas. Man finds a stethoscope with unusual powers. He discovers what soundtrack is playing inside him.

Click here to see the video if your not reading on blog:

You do that to Impish’s chest and you hear “Food Glorious Food” from Oliver

You might be a nerd if….

– If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
– If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
– If you have more toys than your kids
– If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
– If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
– If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
– If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
– If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it
– If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
– If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.

From Nancy Reagan regarding John Hinckley’s release:

We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980’s.

Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been “rehabilitated”.

Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:

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To: John Hinckley

From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how
pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President
Reagan.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you
to such an act of desperation. We’re confident that you will soon make
a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again
as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,

Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look
into that.

Wonder what the men who first built the railroad would think of this?

This is unbelievable.
Click on the ICI below.

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“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” — Abraham Lincoln

Is it any wonder I dislike Muslims so intently? Aside from their terrorist Anti-American behavior and their attempts to dictate to US citizens what can and cannot be done around them due to Sharia Law within the US borders that is?

When they can power something with all the methane and hot air that is generated in Washington D.C. call me and I think about buying in.

Donald Trump: April 7, 2011 on the Today Show

I’m not a big fan of “The Donald” but he’s showing some serious promise both in the polls and in his words.  Finally, someone bold enough to call it like it is…. Domestic Policy and aid should be the foremost concern of the US, not Foreign Aid and affairs. We need to take a hard look at each potential conflict and ask what the U.S. is gaining out of it for bankrupting itself while being the world’s policeman and the UN’s drudge boy.

If you did not see the Donald Trump interview on the Today Show, let me help you out. If you’re reading this via e-mail subscription you’ll want to go to the blog at http://dragonlaffs.com to see it.

You got someone who you think is an acceptable alternative candidate to Obama OR The Donald send your comments and a link to your candidate’s recent topical comment to: DragonLaffs-owner@Yahoogroups.com and we will review them for possible inclusion on our “Obama 2012 Alternatives List’

 However if you are going to write to complain about our Last Word and their content let me save you some time and give you my answer to your liberal whining right here and now. Hopefully words will not be required.