Okay, so now I think I’m a week ahead. I think this one is scheduled for Saturday, so there’s not telling what has happened by the time this one comes out … oh … today is Sunday for me, so I’m really time traveling here.

I would be out doing something … like motorcycle riding or something fun, but I’m trying to not spend ANY money and saving gas and every penny I can save … just in case. But, I’ll probably give in at some point in time, cause I’m jonsing real bad. And what’s a gallon of gas here or there, right? Cheap entertainment.

You know, the ones I really feel sorry for are the young GI families. The ones who are living from paycheck to paycheck. The ones who aren’t authorized to live in base housing; who aren’t protected. These are the kids who are going to be in trouble if this goes on too long. But, do the Blind Turnips care? No. They care more about arguing about healthcare for illegals then they care about our military members. They care more about posturing then about men and women who have voluntarily offered to put their butts between the evil in the world and the rest of US. THAT’S the part that REALLY bothers me. I really don’t care which side is saying what in that regard.

I could keep ranting, but I’m not going to.  You guys know how I feel, so let’s move on to why we are here. Praising God and laughter.

After a coworker had finished his English lecture and his class had filed out, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him.
“I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his teacher.
The teacher was confused. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know what the ‘oxy’ part means, but I know what a ‘moron’ is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.”

I look back on the childhood that I had and the childhood that kids have nowadays and the difference is astounding! They have no idea what they missed out on.

 

How many great and fun lessons have I had and taught on the Armor of God!

 

60 Absolutely Hilarious Pictures That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

From Stephanie, and it’s entitled…

Book of Revelation revealing

In Sweden, over 6,000 people have voluntarily had microchips implanted in their hands to replace conventional items like ID cards, credit cards, transit passes, and even office keys. 

These tiny implants, about the size of a grain of rice, use passive RFID or NFC technology and are typically embedded between the thumb and index finger. 

Once scanned by a reader, they can unlock doors, complete contactless payments, store medical/emergency data, or link to digital business cards and apps.

This movement began gaining momentum around 2015 and continues today, particularly among tech workers, early adopters, and biohacking enthusiasts. 

In 2024, around 150 employees at a Swedish tech innovation hub received implants to access workplace systems—part of a renewed wave of interest in merging physical and digital access.

The implants are considered safe and biocompatible, and they do not contain GPS, nor do they transmit data unless actively scanned at very close range. 

The procedure is quick and minimally invasive, usually done by professionals in controlled environments.

Though the technology has sparked debates about privacy, ethics, and potential surveillance, Sweden’s use of these implants remains entirely voluntary and driven by individuals rather than government or corporate mandates. 

With more than 6,000 chip users so far, Sweden stands as a global leader in this form of human–tech integration, showcasing both the possibilities and boundaries of living in a contactless, digital society.

 

Actually, I have a few of those.

There’s a story there that I’d LOVE to hear!

 

The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor….
That’s when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So, when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.  He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”

Things to Ponder

– Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

– “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do,” is the longest sentence?

– When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.

Boy that is so much the very truth of life itself. I can’t tell you – you have to know it for yourself – and until you do, and you come to grips with this truth, it’s gonna be hard for you. But once you do, it seems things get so much easier.

 

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

More’s the shame!

 

Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One morning I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pickup day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss it in the trash bin on his way out the door. Glancing out my window moments later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox, and a big white bag of garbage.

“Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?”
“Three days of steady drinking should do it,” was Walter’s reply.

That’s it for today my friends. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Be well, until we meet again, may God Bless you and keep you.

Today is Saturday the 4th, the 3rd day of the furlough. You shouldn’t be reading this until Thursday, which, if it’s still ongoing, will be day 8 of the furlough. The rumor that I heard last night is that the Senate isn’t supposed to come back to the table until the 14th! Talk about not right! They should be working 24/7 until this is worked out. 

But hey, that’s just what I expect from my employees.

And that’s exactly what they are.

 

 

Gonna make a couple of changes in this issue. Since I have so many Halloween memes I’m going to start adding them in. Also a couple of other things that pretty much only concern me and editing, but if you’re paying attention you might notice. So, …

 

First of there is a long one….

 

 

You have no  idea how tedious that was for me. I had to separate all those pictures out from the stream they were sent me in because it wouldn’t post in Word Press in focus. 

 

 

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen.
 
“Paddy,” he asked casually, “didn’t you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?”
 
“That I did, sir.”
 
“And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren’t divided equally, are they?”
 
“No, that they ain’t sir,” agreed Paddy, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. “Me poor brother couldn’t do this to save his life!”

 

SEE!!! SEE!!! Aussie Pete is adding in lines to the cartoons just to pick on me!!!!

 

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen.
 
“Paddy,” he asked casually, “didn’t you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?”
 
“That I did, sir.”
 
“And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren’t divided equally, are they?”
 
“No, that they ain’t sir,” agreed Paddy, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. “Me poor brother couldn’t do this to save his life!”

A husband was with his wife when she decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. 

Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place when a beautiful clerk asked if she could help him. 

In a cocky manner, he asked, “Where are all the men’s clothes?” 

In a demure voice the clerk replied, “All of these clothes are for men, sir.” 

A newcomer to Manchester arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it’s raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.

She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks, “Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”

The boy replies, “How should I know? I’m only 6.”

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. “I’d like a little brother,” the boy said.
 
“Oh my, that’s such a big wish,” said the mother. “Why do you want a little brother?”
 
“Well,” said the boy, “there’s only so much I can blame on the dog.”

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit, and the wait was over thirty minutes. I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, “Hey, get over here! She’s here with someone else!” Six couples got up and quickly left.

“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
– J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Great Quote!!!!

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect. “The head is too big,” the professor explained. “The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous.”

The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one look at my brother and said, “Okay, A minus.”

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. “Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them.”
The American nodded, “It’s the same in the USA, only we see stars too!”

And that’s it my friends. And it’s still only Saturday. But, I need to go do something else for awhile. So, until later…

Let’s see … by the time you guys read this we will be on day 5 of the shut-down and my furlough. Right now, it’s Friday and I have a little while before I have to go to another one of my ministry assignments so I thought I’d start Monday’s issue. Since this morning, when I finished Saturday’s issue nothing really has changed, let’s just get right into today..

There are so many other things you could add to that list! How about balancing a check book! I know the younger generation doesn’t really use checks, but balancing a bank account is a lost art!

The Best Comebacks We Could Find On The Internet This Week

I LOVE this cartoon!

LOL! And that one!

I’m Honestly Speechless After Seeing These 27 Absolutely Mind-Blowing Photos That Completely, Totally, And Utterly Shattered My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Last Week

Not going to lie, my bed is broken.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.

 I was thinking of cooking some alligator for supper, but I only have a croc pot.

 My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother my uncle on my fathers side. They were surgically separated though. Now he’s my uncle once removed.

I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

Sometimes I get really angry with my wife and put my foot down…and then I do what she says.

 Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?! 
Me hiding a bag of tortilla chips: I think there’s been a misunderstanding.

After I ran ahead of you to grab a hotdog I want you to know that I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup with me.

I tried kangaroo flavored beer for the first time. You could really taste the hops.

My friend saw his wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair styled. He thinks she’s planning to watch the highlights later.

My scarecrow won an award. He was outstanding in his field.

Been trying to break up with my girlfriend who is optician, and it’s really hard. Every time I tell her I can’t see her anymore, she moves an inch closer and say, ‘How about now?

 As I sat in a restaurant last night, I got hit on the back of the head by a shrimp cocktail. I looked round and the waiter shouted: “That’s just for starters!”.

For any of you really gullible people out there … please don’t.

Well, it seems we are about to have a new vote…

I’m on pins and needles …

Husband: “I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?”

Wife: “How about on your will?”

So, was my sarcasm apparent in my last aside?

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
– Groucho Marx

That is AWESOME!!!!!

I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats.  I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
It wooden start.

Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but the following call to IBM’s help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway. 

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva” desktop unit. 

Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right.

The caller responded: “Had I realized you could see me; I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.”

I’ll say it again.

A visitor to the North Pole was given the grand tour of the place by Santa Claus.
The visitor suddenly exclaimed, “What a huge reindeer! But why doesn’t it have any antlers?” 

Santa replied, “Well, there are several reasons that a reindeer might not have antlers. Some reindeer get their antlers late; some reindeer have their antlers broken off in a fight and some reindeer never grow any antlers at all.”

The tourist moved closer for a better look and asked, “What happened to this one?”

Santa replied, from fifty yards away, “He was born a horse.”

My cousin Jimmy was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.  It turns out he had back issues.

So, at the end of the day they did it again…I’m still temporarily unemployed.

It’s a simple thing, do your job. You really don’t have that many. KEEP THE COUNTRY RUNNING. That’s probably one of the most important ones. You would look down on me if I didn’t have a budget that I stuck to. If I was overdrawn at the bank ALL THE DAMN TIME! You should be unpaid until you work it out for good. FOR GOOD. Balanced budget every year. You ALL get

Well, I can rant and I can rave and the people will never change. It’s all part of God’s plan somehow. And someday, I’ll get a chance to find out.  Until then and until we meet again…

Day Two of the government shut-down and my own unpaid furlough.

I’m sitting in my living room watching as there is a Yom Kippur attack in England on a Synagogue.

The politicians are arguing and holding us hostage due to their own evil desires.

If it isn’t absolutely apparent that the devil is running rampant than we aren’t paying attention. So, here at Dragon Laffs, Inc. one of the things we do to combat the blind turnips    

is to laff.  So, grab your coffee, settle in and …

Hey! Me, too!

Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put the heavy appliances back in place. The two men demanded $45 for this service, stating it was not in their contract. I really had no choice but to pay them. As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang. It was the two men. They asked me to move my car, which was blocking their van. I told them my fee was $45.

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.

“What took you so long, son?” he asked.

“The man waited on everybody in the store before me,” the boy replied. “But I got even.”

“How?”

“I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting,” the youngster explained happily. “It’s going to be fun at eight o’clock.

It’s actually Thursday, but … okay.

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent  gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

Later, that night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.

Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That’s when he noticed his wife squirming around in her  seat. “Honey,” she asked, “have you seen my other shoe?”

Saw a sign at a store that said, “We treat you like family.”
I’m not going in there.

I had a girlfriend in college who was obsessed with counting numbers.
I wonder what she’s up to now???

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he’s lost.

Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, “Oh, oh!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew!”, says the leopard, “That was close! That poodle nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!”

Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear. “Where’s that damn monkey?” the poodle says, “I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”

On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field.
The first cow said “mooo” and the second cow said “baaaaaa.”
The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, “Why did you say “baaaaa?”
The second cow replied, “I am learning a foreign language.”

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in  my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten “the Book,” since I had so many in my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, “Where are you taking the Book?”

I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. “She’s getting neutered today,” I told him.

“Hmmm,” the student responded, “no sequels.”

Day 3 of the shutdown and my furlough. I’m not worried yet since I predicted that this would last at least until Monday and today is only Friday. They are supposed to have another vote again today.

The thing that I find funny is that in the news you see how horrible the democrats are for causing the shutdown and then read in the mainstream media that “most Americans blame the republicans and Trump” for the shutdown. Now mind you, the news that I watch is Newsmax, which is definitely a Christian, right leaning news source … but that’s why I watch it. That, and the fact that it’s web based, since I don’t have cable.

I have a friend who is in the business of helping people who need help and like he said, this whole Medicare thing is about more than just giving healthcare to illegals. We both agreed that healthcare should not go to anyone who is here illegally…ever. (and no, I’m not saying that emergency medical care should ever be denied to anyone! But going to the emergency room because you’re sick and don’t have insurance and knowing that they HAVE to take care of you is not right either!) But, Medicare and Medicaid for OUR citizens are right and necessary for some people. Folks shouldn’t have to work 3 jobs just to afford healthcare. I was there. For 3 years I basically worked 4 jobs just to make ends meet and a lot of that was because I didn’t have health insurance.  

Gee Impish, how did you work 4 jobs? 

Because God blessed me with good friends and understanding people. My main job was as a dispatcher for the State police. I worked from 10pm to 6am. I then worked in the County jail part-time from 4pm to midnight but because the Sheriff understood my situation, on the nights that my shifts overlapped (which were most of them) and everyone was locked down by 9 pm, and the jail was literally 2 miles down the road from the State Police Post, I could leave at 9:45 pm to be there by 10pm. Then when I got off work at the Post at 6 am, I would go the next town over to Target by 6:30 ish to unload trucks to about 11-noon. Then go home, get a couple of hours of sleep and repeat. Now, I wouldn’t do all three every day because my schedules wouldn’t line up that way, but on the days when I had time, I would go into the Sheriff’s office and so some part-time hours (the 4th job) and transfer warrants from an old computer system to the new computer system that had to be done by hand. I averaged about 20 hours of sleep a week and I did that for 3 years. And I thanked God for giving me those jobs when I needed them at a time when jobs were pretty tough to come by. For 3 years I didn’t see my family, have a life or do anything except take care of my family and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. But, Mary and I were strong and we did what we had to. Then I got the job I have now, at the lowest paid position in the office, and it paid almost as much as all of those put together, and had pretty good benefits.  And one of the first things they did was send me out of state for training for almost 4 months…lol.  But, that was nothing compared to what we had just been through.  Welcome back to the military. 

Okay, I got a little far-afield from the shutdown, the musing of an Impish Dragon.

Okay, real quick, talk about slanted news reporting. Two delta jets collide on the ground in NY. Could it be because the controllers are working and not being paid? Please! What does them not being paid have to do with it? Maybe because they are understaffed? Their equipment is old? They were not the best trained, DEI hires, or a myriad of other things, but the fact that we are in a government shutdown and not being paid probably didn’t have anything to do with it. 

Okay, back to the show.

See, that’s the difference between Godzilla and Dragons. We don’t eat, we raze!

As I get older, I notice that my wife and my hamstrings have a lot in common.
They’re both inflexible.

Yes, I do.

Times The Grim Reaper Had A Sense Of Humor

And that’s it, my friends.  Until next time, may Our Dear Father in Heaven Bless you with Love and Happiness, Strength and Comfort until we meet again.

Good morning Campers,

So this is either going to be a really short issue because I don’t have much time or a very long issue because they shut down the government and have a lot of time because I’ve been furloughed. 

It’s Tuesday night and the government has about 5 hours or so to not be fools.

So, while Impish awaits his future, let’s the rest of us…

I have SO MUCH Halloween stuff, I really ought to start adding it in now.

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

A suspect was charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. In his defense he said, “I only meant to rough him up a bit”.

 I just opened the water bill and the electric bill at the same time. I was shocked!

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

I found a magic lamp today. A genie popped out and shouted: “You owe me three wishes!” I must have rubbed it the wrong way.

 I don’t blame mosquitoes, I know I taste good.

 “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
“One dollar.”
“You don’t know your arithmetic.”
“You don’t know my father!”

Just invested in some ATM machines that only give out coins. I don’t know why no one has never thought of it before…it only makes cents.

Chocolate is vital for our survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have chocolate and look what happened to them…

I’m writing a novel about taking a boat ride on a very breezy day in Venice. It’s called; “Gondola with the Wind”.

Doctor gave me 3 days to give up drinking…I chose May 22, July 18th and October 1st.

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

A truck carrying wooden shoes from the Netherlands has crashed on highway I-80. Police say the road is clogged.

Where does Sir Lancelot go to party? A knight club.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Why did the woman give her fiancé wool socks? She didn’t want him to get cold feet.

A man went to his lawyer and stated, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” 

The lawyer said, “No problem, leave it all to me.” 

The man looked somewhat upset as he said, “Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I’d like to leave a little to my children, too!”

The catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation. “Brothers and sisters,” he said solemnly. “It has come to my attention that immorality is rampant in our fair town. To be specific, it is being said there is not one virgin left. This vile lie must and shall be refuted. In order to do so, I ask every virgin in the congregation to rise.”

Not a woman stirred. “I understand the modesty that would make a young lady hesitate to announce her condition publicly,” the priest intoned. “But it is necessary to do so. Young women, I ask those who are truly virgins to rise.”

And still not a woman stirred.

Wrath now moved the priest. “Will you, for the fear of experiencing a small shame, incur a great one?

I ask you in the name of Mother Mary herself. Let all virgins stand!”

And as his thunderous tones died away, a young lady, far in the rear, with a baby in her arms, rose bashfully.

The preacher stared with astonishment at her. “Young woman, I have asked for virgins to stand.”

“Father,” the young lady answered indignantly, “do you really expect this six-month-old child to stand by herself?”

What a great picture!!!!

My friends, there is so much incredible truth in that little meme that it is worth contemplating over and over again.

I may not be around in 2084…
But at least I know there’s the possibility I may still be voting!

Why? Are you a registered Democrat?

The cost of Halloween Candy is up 13.1% since last year, and to make matters worse, they’re giving us less in every package.
For example, Good ‘n Plenty is now Not Bad ‘N A Couple.
The $100,000 Bar is now the $27 Bite.
Then, of course, there’s the new 2 Musketeers bar.

So…it’s Wednesday…

and it’s noon…

and I’m at home…

and I’m on furlough…

and I’m not being paid.

Now, we usually get paid back for time we miss…the key word being usually, but in the current scheme of things, there’s no guarantee.  I, of course, told my guys not to worry about it, although this coming paycheck will probably be short, and we don’t get paid until we go back to work. These things don’t normally last more than a couple of days, but since I have been a civilian government employee there have been 3 of them, 1 of which was the longest at 34 days in 2018 and one other one in 2013 which was the fourth longest at 16 days. If that happens it can become problematic for a LOT of us because we don’t get paid a lot of money, contrary to popular belief. We are usually at about 60-70% of our straight civilian counterparts. At least on the military/civilian side of things. With my training and experience I could double or even triple what I make on the outside. With a lot less hassle, danger, stress, etc.

But that’s not why we do it. 

I’ll keep you guys informed as time goes by and let you know if I need you to start sending food and supplies my way. 🙂 

On the plus side, I now have time to get ahead on DL, so let’s finish this one up before I have to leave for the jail tonight, shall we? Lets go!

Keep that one in mind!

What a HORRIBLE AD!!!!

Okay, now that’s art!

The Marine Corps is looking for a few good men, they found them—Navy Corpsmen

You know what MARINE Stands for? My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

How about USARMY? Uncle Sam Ain’t Released Me Yet Or backwards Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.

When does an Air Force officer need a hair cut? Never, they get it before it’s needed!

Why did God give the Marine 2 brain cells more than he gave the horse? So the Marine wouldn’t Poop in the Parade!

Interesting Photos That Really Stick The Landing

Two robbers steal a goat and two chickens. They decide to split the loot so one robber says to the other, “You take one chicken, and me and the goat will take the other one.”

And we’ve reached the end. I have to run over to the church to make copies for tonight’s class. So, until next time,