Dragon Laffs

Good Morning Campers,

We’re going for three in a row!!!!  Woo Hoo!  Thank you guys for all your love and support.  It means so much to me, you have no idea.  As much as you guys get out of reading these ezines, I get out of writing them, but when you write to me and TELL me how much you get out of this, or how much it means to you … well … that just really lights me right up.  You really have no idea. 

We’re living in two Stephen King novels right now:   The Dead Zone and The Stand.  If Clowns show up, I’m done.  I’m just friggin’ done.

My Conspiracy Theory is that time travel IS real and someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse.  How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets?  They saved us from those but at what cost?!?!

They say that sex is the best form of exercise.  Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain’t going to shift a beer belly.

Now, did everyone get the sarcasm of the last three pictures?  Or do I have to be even MORE clear!!!!

No shit! Do you think?  Who’d of guessed that outcome?  I would’ve never seen that coming!  (Is my sincerity bleeding through here or is it just sounding sarcastic?)  OF FUCKING COURSE IT DIDN’T WORK YOU JACK WADS!

Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them saying, “What the fuck are you doing?!”

KIDNAPPER:  Until the ransom is paid, you’ll be locked in this room with only a bed and the occasional tray of food.

ME:  [excitedly]:  OMG meals, sleep, AND silence??

KIDNAPPER: [glares]

ME:  I mean … oh nooooooooo …

HER:  You wanna go upstairs?

ME:  Sure

HER:  You got protection?

ME:  W-why?  Who’s up there?

I’m sorry I took my pants off at your gender reveal party.  I thought we were all participating.  My bad.

Leah D sends us 2 comments … here’s the first one:

Leah D

I can now go to placed I NEED to go, like the Post Office, and the liquor store, because our Governor FINALLY ordered people to wear masks. Even then, I wait to go in until I am the only one inside. That’s the good news . . . the bad news is
Night after night, we have tried sleeping through the noise of big boom (so very expensive) fireworks. This morning the news is all a rush over a fire started by fireworks, and people being evacuated.
The year of living dangerously . . .

Okay, so I’m a guy and I like shit that blows up probably more so than most since I used to do it for a living, but my poor old doggie does NOT like the fireworks or the thunder that we’ve had lately and she’s driving me NUTS!  So, I understand exactly what you’re saying.  Mrs. Dragon keeps asking what the hell everyone has to be celebrating, but she doesn’t understand the pure joy of blowing shit up just for the joy of blowing shit up.

I’m not originally a country boy, but I’ve been kinda adopted in … and they are just hoping the looting moves out to the country.  They are getting in between hunting seasons right now and need something to shoot at.

And here’s Leah D’s second comment:

Leah D.

The Houston Association of Realtors (HAR) is dropping the word “master” from bedroom and bathroom listings and replacing it with the word “primary,” according to KPRC.
Several HAR members called for the association to change the way it describes master bedrooms and master bathrooms due to the word “master,” which has been linked to sexism and slavery.
people respond;
why don’t we throw the dictionary out along with the constitution and history …. this is getting ridiculous people
So “Masters Degrees” will be next to go I guess.
What about “master cylinder” or “slave cylinder”?….we gonna fire all the mechanics that work on brake systems?
I guess then we must eliminate master carpenter, master electrician, masterpiece? Where does the stupidity end?
What am I gonna do with my master key
And my favorite: white bread will now be called “privilege loaf”.

We went through this shit a couple of years ago with the whole sexism thing when mailmen became letter carriers and the like.  But the word master?  ROFLMAO!  What in the world is next?  Although I really have to tell you, you really cracked me up with “Privilege Loaf”

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.

The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated as “Wash. Biol. Surv.”; until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

    Dear Sirs:

    While camping last week I shot one of your birds.  I think it was a
   crow.  I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and want to
   tell you it tasted horrible.

The bands are now marked “Fish & Wildlife Service.”

So … let’s think about this … what is the next logical step to follow behind the dumb ass shit that has been going on?  We’ve had black lives matter riots and looting … so what is the next step?  Come on, this one should be easy.  Who should be the next player up on stage in the dumb ass clown parade?

Yup, the fucking KKK is dropping leaflets all over our local neighborhoods and the old base housing.  That’s all we fucking need.

And I am willing to bet, dollars to donuts, that the same people who are financing the riots from behind the scenes are also the ones who are pushing the KKK … from behind the scenes.

But, of course I have no proof.

And as far as I’m concerned … all of them … both sides … can go to hell and leave me alone.  This is all such bullshit.  Why is it that we just can’t help each other to get through life the best that we can.  Isn’t it hard enough as it is?  Why do we have to make it harder than it has to be?

Love to you all.  Let’s help each other make it through to the other side.  To hell with the rest of them.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers!

It’s Saturday, Saturday!  Although God only knows when you guys will be reading this!  Hopefully on Sunday!

It’s Saturday Morning before work, I have an afternoon class, small one, so I’m going to work on this for a little bit, go teach my class and then come back.  Supposed to storm all day anyway so we’ll see what happens after that.  So what do you say we jump into the fun stuff and get right to it?

Yeah … it’s really kinda embarrassing when us older guys try to pick up on those younger women … we tend to really make fools of ourselves.  Not that that stops us or nothing … but it is still embarrassing.

I HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO TODAY.

NOW I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO DO TOMORROW.

[My first day as a crime scene investigator]

Detective:  How did this man drown?

Me:  He couldn’t breathe underwater.

Me:  [whispers] “Don’t tell my wife I made bacon in the toaster.”

My Wife:  [getting out of the car] “What the hell happened!?

All 6 Firemen:  “He made bacon in the toaster.”

Men have called me mad; but the question is not settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest of intelligence …~ Edgar Allan Poe  (1809 – 1849)

Only 40 years old when he left us … just think what he could have contributed had he stuck around.

A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after being evicted from your first place.

I’ve found that most banks are like that anyway.  Not mine.  I belong to a Credit Union and those guys are GREAT!!

Got this fitness advice from Lynn …

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet.  If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.

I’m not sure Lynn … but isn’t that a recipe for chocolate cake?

In the daily briefing for the weather the weather man suggested with 100% certainty that the forecast for the afternoon call for heavy rains.
Assistant: “Are you positive, sir?”
Weatherman: “Yes indeed. I’ve lost my umbrella, I got my car washed on the way in, I’m going golfing, and my wife’s giving a lawn party.”

I’d go with 100% certainty as well!

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

When I was told I was having a girl, I couldn’t wait until we could sit together bonding while I brushed her hair and gave her cute little hair styles … turns out it’s less of a cute, bonding moment and more like a priest trying to perform an exorcism. 

When I read the above to Mrs. Dragon she just rolled her eyes and said that she remembered doing anything like that with Izzy … the baths and the washing of the hair and then I remembered the screams … and how I thought one or the other of them was being drowned or disemboweled … so yeah.

I have to say, that this next one … I love.  I love the whole idea of …

When I showed it to Izzy, she thought it was more appropriate for Gen Z (which is her generation) (and which kinda made me proud) but you know, thinking about the physics and the engineering of this whole thing, it would heat up, probably pretty quickly, and depending on what it’s made of, you may even be able to get it to melt inside the kid’s nose!  I think that would be friggin’ awesome!!!  Yup, I REALLY like this picture!  No matter which generation you are trying to jump start!

The most astute thing I think I’ve read all week …

There are two types of tired:  one that requires rest, and one that requires peace.  ~ unknown

I’m at the place in my life where errands count as “Going Out”

I’m so sick and tired of my friends who can not handle their alcohol.  Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.

You have no friggin’ idea how badass he was.

We’re deeply into the N’s and we’re going to see a lot of Ninjas today …

It’s a strange male infantile reaction, but yes … yes they do make us happy.

This one is from Aussie Peter … Not sure really what kind of day he’s having … 

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $300 to a poor guy.  You wouldn’t believe the immense happiness and relief I felt as he slid the pistol back into his waistband.

Just been to Pick n Pay and watched someone buy all the mussels, crabs, prawns, and crayfish and I thought, “You shellfish bastard!!”

There are two rules in life:

1.  Never give out all the information

Human Logic:

Cut down the trees

Make paper with the trees

Write on the paper “SAVE THE TREES”

 

Danny

Thanks again for all the good stuff. Your page rocks.

Thanks Danny, I deeply appreciate your comments…they mean a lot.  Cheers.

 

Subtle, very subtle … or not.

Are we purchasing school clothes or more alcohol in August?

Asking for a friend.

Okay kids, this is starting to get stupid now.  Can we still order black coffee?  Are brownies being taken off the shelf?  Is White Castle changing its name?  I’m sure Cracker Barrel is screwed!  Can we still play Chinese Checkers?  Is it still called an Indian Burn?  What about an Italian Sausage, are they gone now?  Damn, I really like them.  How about Polish Sausage?  But, we can call those Kielbasa.  How far are we going to go with this foolishness?  Are French Fries no longer French Fries?  We called them Freedom Fries for awhile, but that was for a different reason.  What about White Out, but I’ll bet you like that name.  How about Black Beans, Black Tea, or Black Eyed Peas? 

Can someone still be black balled?  Black listed?  How about writing a white paper?  What about using a black light?  Although that’s an ultra-violet light, I suppose we could say that, instead.  Can I order a Black Russian when I go to the bar?  Oh shit, what are we going to call the shopping day on the day after Thanksgiving?  We can’t call it Black Friday anymore … and what about all the January White Sales?  Are we still allowed to have Black History Month?  But, can’t we just have all inclusive History Month?

ARE WE TIRED OF THE STUPID SHIT YET?  Let me try this again …

ARE WE TIRED OF THIS STUPID SHIT YET?!?! 

These are fucking words … and if you are going to get yourselves wrapped around the axle over something so damn dumb, like the name of an ice cream bar, then you don’t have a life to begin with.

And I’m the Impish Dragon and those are my thoughts!

Cheers!

Good Morning Campers,

Playing Darts tonight … Thursday … so trying to put together a fast issue to make you guys laugh, give you guys a giggle and make me not feel guilty for not speaking to you for a few days.

Man, I miss you guys SO MUCH!!!!!!

So, let’s laugh!

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

Chicago and NYC saw a wave of violence over Father’s Day weekend.

 

I don’t know if this next is true or not, but when I read to Mrs. Dragon all she did was laugh maniacally … so … there’s that …

Women don’t want to look like Bond girls.  Women want to look like spectral figures coming out of the fog with their pack of wolves, leaves and feathers twisted in their hair, moss growing on their clothes, destructive magic pulsing at their fingertips.

Did You Know:  (Nope.  I didn’t know that.)  (I haven’t said anything yet)  (Oh, sorry, proceed)  (I’m not sure I want to, now …)  (Okay, what’s next?)    (Sigh)  Although he created more than 900 paintings, Van Gogh sold only one during his life time.  (Nope.  I didn’t know that.)  (Oh, shut up.)

Yeah, don’t you forget it!

After sex last night, my girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, “You know, you are by far the biggest I’ve ever had.”

Apparently, “Ditto” is not the polite response.

This has GOT to be my next T-Shirt!!!

Thanks to Bill E. for this simple explanation of static electricity made especially for the guys in the audience …

Just the other day a friend and I were walking through the Pro shop at a local golf course when he touched the door knob and got shocked by static electricity. 

He turns to me and says,” Damn, I wish someone would explain that damned static electricity to me.” 

(So I did: and here is my explanation – especially for my non-engineering friends .. .. .) 

Static electricity is an imbalance of electric charges within or on the surface of a material.  The charge remains until it is able to move away by means of an electric current or electrical discharge. For modeling the effect of static discharge on sensitive electronic devices, a human being is represented as a capacitor of 100 Pico farads, charged to a voltage of 4,000 to 35,000 volts.  When the human touches an object, this energy is discharged in less than a microsecond:

Are you still having a little trouble understanding this? If so, the next photo may help.

Thanks Bill, that helped a GREAT deal.

  Breaking News:  School drops Cougars as team name because it might offend older women.

 

Yeah, probably gonna want this shirt, too.

I’m not sure I could go to the bathroom here without laughing my fool head off!

“Are you free tomorrow?”

“No, I’m expensive every day.”

Go to  the animal shelter for a dog and you’re a saint … go to the women’s shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

I don’t know who he is, but I love this guy!  And you know he got caught, or we wouldn’t be hearing about it, but I still love this guy!

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum, because I found Himalayan on the road.

I watched my first porno the other day …

… I looked so young the other day.

I feel so sorry for people who don’t have dogs.  I hear they have to pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor.

Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous.

Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.

So, looking back, I wasn’t able to send this out yesterday like I wanted … just not enough time in the day … my apologies.  So, you’ll get this on Saturday now.  And I’m sad because of it.

Busy week, trying to get ready for the weekend, of which I’m teaching on Saturday.  Sigh.

I got this from Pat C. 

It’s only been 5 days and I’m having withdrawal pains already. Had to go back and re-read old issues! You spoiled  everyone!

My reply was, “I know.  I’m so sorry!”

Dang, guys!

The more painful alternative

There’s something about the glasses …

Yes … yes they do.

Did You Know: … (Nothing to say?) … (No snide opening remarks?) … (I’m just waiting, go on) (I don’t know if I can do it now) ahem … In 1897, the state of Indiana nearly passed a bill that would have redefined the value of Pi as 3.2. … (oh geez, even I can’t put up with that one) (See?  And you thought it was just me!)

(Indiana …) (I know, right?  And I live here!)

My brain says, “Let’s do something exciting today.”

My body says, “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Okay, that’s it … I gotta get some sleep.  More tomorrow either before work, after work or both … probably both … hopefully both … better be both.

Love you guys.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

I’m just gonna try to throw together an issue so you guys have something to laugh at since I won’t have time over the next couple of days to put an issue together, so here’s mostly some laughs, cartoons, and memes.

Lynn forwarded this to me and it makes A LOT of sense to me… and if you are a thinking American, it ought to make A LOT of sense to you, too!  She titles the subject of the email: Mockery

found this post which makes me wonder and worry more….

“I just watched the Democratic leaders of Congress kneel in the halls of Congress for about 9 minutes for the death of a man named George Floyd.

I have never seen them kneel for a fallen police officer.

I have never seen them kneel for a fallen soldier.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of aborted babies.

I have never seen them kneel for a murdered white man or woman.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of black on black murder victims.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of elderly people that died in our nursing homes due to the Corona Virus.

I have to ask WHY are Democrats putting the life of George Floyd as more valuable than the lives of everyone else.

In fact, Democrats have put so much value on the life of George Floyd they have allowed rioting looting and arson and murder and mayhem in communities Nationwide.”

We need people in government to do the work of The People, as WE are paying them plenty to do. They should not be taking sides or demonstrating their personal views while in the Capitol building. They, too, are out of control.

And the scarves they have around their necks?  They even got that wrong, too.

FDD

As far as I’m concerned, you work for me and for my part, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FIRED!

And thus Dragon Laffs is born!!!

Just checked my bank account … it said, “Return everything you just bought except those hooker heels … you’re gonna need those.”

Here’s an oldie but goodie …

I found a whip, a mask, and some handcuffs in mommy’s drawer today … I can’t believe it … My mommy’s a superhero!

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a four-year-old in a Superman Shirt!!!

Come on in!  You guys fit right in!!

My Daily Mantra:  Dear Lord, if I can make at least one person smile, laugh, pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out a drink (out their mouth or their nose, either one), then my day was not wasted!

Ever look back and think of some of the people you dated or wanted to date in High School … and see them on Facebook and think, “Whew!  I dodged a bullet on THAT ONE!”

NBC News faces backlash after pushing Google to censor two conservative news sites.

 

NBC News faces backlash after pushing Google to censor two conservative news sites.

 

If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying attention to the road at all!

 

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bath, England where two bozos snatched the purse of Pamela McCarthy and took off running down the street. What they didn’t know was that 40 year old Pamela was a marathon runner and she chased them for more than a mile before they finally ran into their apartment. She then called the cops who came over, retrieved her purse and arrested them.

Thanks pretty damn stupid … and serves you right!!!

I don’t think inside the box.  I don’t think outside the box, either.  I don’t even know where the damn box is.

I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with.

She said, “must be nice.”

Amen!

I like to burn my bridges while I’m still standing on them so people know I’m serious about my crazy.

Say it with me …

I sleep better naked.  Why can’t the flight attendant understand this?

And that’s it.  I know there wasn’t much commentary on my part, but it was just a quick issue to get you guys some laughs.  I hope you enjoyed it.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

It’s Monday … the dreaded Monday morning.  I am back to work after 4 painful days off.   I am still not 100%, but much better than I’ve been over the past couple of days, so I suppose I don’t have anything to bitch about.

I hope everyone had a marvelous weekend, and a great Father’s Day.  I enjoyed myself with my wonderful wife and daughter.  Pizza and a movie is a family tradition, but since we couldn’t go to a movie, it was ordered pizza and reruns on TV.  A great day! 

This one comes from Bill E.  Thanks!

One day, Harry decided to retire … Harry an acquaintance of yours, Bill?

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

 

 

 

 

 

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

 

 

 

 

After about four months of this, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?”
She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.”
“Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.”
“Oh, this thing?” explains the woman. ” I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from an Eucalyptus tree.”
“But, where did you get the tools?”
“Oh, that was no problem,” replied the woman. ” On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware.”
The guy is stunned.
“Let’s row over to my place,” she says “and I’ll give you a tour.” So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat.
Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, “It’s not much, but I call it home. Please sit down.”
“Would you like a drink?”
“No! No thank you,” the man blurts out, still dazed. “I can’t take another drop of coconut juice.”
“Oh, it’s not coconut juice,” winks the woman. “I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?”

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces,” I’m going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There’s a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.”
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
“This woman is amazing,” he muses. “What’s next?”
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down
next to her.
“Tell me,” she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, “We’ve both been out here for many months.You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around? She stares into his eyes.
He can’t believe what he’s hearing. “You mean…” he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

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“You’ve built a Golf Course?”

Oh Harry!

   BREAKING NEWS:  Insurance companies are warning campers …   if your tent is stolen during the night, you won’t be covered …

Now a couple for Aussie Peter …

Is that really a problem for you guys?

Okay, that’s just gross…why would you live there!?

A pirate goes to the doctor and says, “I have moles on me back aaarrghh”

The doctor says, “It’s okay, they’re benign.”

Pirate, “Count again, I think there be ten!”

The Government in Egypt has instructed the cities’ taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.  It’s hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.  Operation Toot N Calm Em will last for one week.

This whole Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam thing gives me Deforest Kelley Face!  And now the Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mrs. Butterworth thing.  And believe it or not, Cream of Wheat and Eskimo Pie.  Oh dear Lord, Next Cracker Jack is going to have to change their name…oh, too funny … somebody already beat me to it.  I was going to Photoshop this and when I went on line to find a sample to change this is what I found …

Does Cracker Barrel have to change to Caucasian Barrel?  Come on people!  I thought we got rid of this stupidity when we were arguing over the whole Redskin’s team name and stuff!

THIS IS ASSININE!!!!!

I’m trying really hard here, but it’s like the whole country has turned into a big pile of crying pussies afraid to offend their own shadows, crying and sniveling in the fucking corner!

EVERYONE HAS TURNED INTO A … A … FAR LEFT WING LIBERAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKE!!!!!!

GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND OFFEND SOMEBODY!!

Pick a word, and it can be offensive to somebody, I guess.

Corndog – offense to dogs and corn
Dragon Laffs – Why only dragons?  You are being dismissive of Orcs and you are being grammatically, exclusive
Let’s go out for Mexican – you are being discriminatory against Italians, Chinese, Steaks, etc.
How about a movie? – You are being unaccepting and non-inclusive of the non-seeing

We will soon and quite rapidly be sitting in our seats and drooling in our cups and doing nothing at all and be exactly the fucking robotic zombies that they want us to be. 

I am a youth challenged, female non-understanding, racially privileged, follicle non-enhanced, avoirdupois strengthened, and arthritically confronted.  Damn!  I’m an endangered species!  Nope, I’m an old, fat, balding white guy with arthritis. Damn Right, Granny!

Did You Know:  (With an Armadillo?  This ought to be good)  An Armadillo’s Armor can deflect bullets.  (Hence the name … Armor-Dillo)  (Jackass)

 

Here’s a comment from our dear hairy buddy Sasquatch …

Sasquatch

Another fine edition but Zima?? Really? Bourbon maybe. Here in the backwoods we are more of “hold my beer and watch this” not “hold my Zima while I get a coaster”. Ahhhh who am I kidding, around here it’s more of “let’s do a shot while I hold this guy’s beer. This could be entertaining “

Yeah, it’s not me … truly.  I just post what I’m sent.  I didn’t think you were much of a Zima guy.  Honestly I think the term “Zima Guy” is a bit of an oxymoron as is.  I think it dates back to some television commercial or something.  Trying to make Zima seem more manly.  Is that even possible? 

Jumbo Shrimp – another oxymoron

Leah D.

Last night my friend said, “I thought Trump said if she (Seattle Mayor) doesn’t clean it out (Chaz, Chop, Hypocrisyville), he was going to do it. What happened?”
I told her they have become the Nation’s entertainment. The best comedy series ever! Each day reveals new laughs, like: How To Grow A Garden on Cardboard, How To show Equality by posting a sign saying “For Blacks Only”, How to Emphasize a Peaceful Protest by Changing your Name from Chaz to CHOP . . . I can hardly wait for the Make a Flag episode . . . will it have a pork chop or an Axe on it?!

We were talking about this at work the other day and came up with some great ideas.  Put cameras and commentators and it could be the next great American Reality show…  especially with like cameras on drones and the right commentators … Tonight on CHAZ … Billy has been hiding out, taking drugs from Johnny and Sam, redistribution of the common property, right?  That’s right Don, but tonight on CHAZ, Billy doesn’t realize that Johnny and Sam are sick and tired of Billy’s shit and you get to watch the action go down live right here … if it’s done right, the advertisers would be beating themselves up to buy the rights to that show. 

Leah D

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO YOU AND ALL THE FATHERS OUT THERE!
My husband is so excited. Today, we are hauling a 6 ft folding table out to the lawn, so his son and wife can come over, have a beer and celebrate the day! He has missed having anyone to share beer thirty with him, since we went in to isolation in early March.

Sounds like a Great Father’s Day to me!  And thanks!  I had a great one!

Maggie

Impish,

I hope that you have a marvelous FATHERS DAY !!!!
Maggie

Thanks Maggie, I did have a marvelous Father’s Day!  Better than I could have imagined.  A fine day for a dragon!

And that is it for today.  I hope you guys have a great day.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon