Dragon Laffs #2037


I know that’s the same header I used last, but I liked it so much I just had to use it again!

And more good news…

I feel GREAT this morning!

Well, relatively speaking.  I did just have major surgery and all, BUT, I got a GREAT night’s sleep last night, pain free, ten hours of movement free sleep, woke up this morning feeling better than I have in a LOOOOONNNNGGGG time.  And today I’m moving pretty well.  My pain level is still pretty high, say a 4, which on the pain scale is significant.  But I usually (pre-surgery with my arthritis and such) operate at a 5 to a 6.  So for all intents and purposes I’m at a negative 1 or 2 this morning!  So …

I feel GREAT this morning!

Some of you out there will appreciate this next…I’ve often told people that my ongoing, usual pain level is such that when I wake up on a GOOD morning in enough pain that would send most people to the emergency room.

I have a busy day planned for today.  I have a phone counseling session with my counselor early this afternoon and my first in-home physical therapy session later this afternoon.  So, it should be an interesting day.  So, before I have to pause this issue, what do you say we get to some of the fun stuff?

Mind your Crotch while on the Steep Slope.

Had a terrifying experience last night.  I was alone in the house having a bath…when all of a sudden…I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Next week has been exhausting.

Boy, ain’t that the truth!!!

You’ve got Serrie as a GPS device, and now Alexa is getting into the game, but did you know that in the mythological days, dragons were used exclusively for travel directions and mapping?  We have an innate sense of direction, not only on the planet, but interstellar and interrealm as well.

OH, HELL NO!  Someone call the home, Grandpa has gotten loose again!

Just put $20 in my gas tank.  It went from a lowercase e to an uppercase E.

PROPS!  That is both sarcastic and funny as hell!  You don’t often get both at the same time.

And haven’t we all been THERE before!

Okay, I want to get some of these in before I have to get ready for my counselor call…

To Kris72663, Dale, Tomw, Friggin Pete, Patricia Greene, Prescott Steve, SMSgt Chuck Gill (Retired) and Tammye, Hank, and Leah who all sent me quick comments to the blog site over the last day or so wishing me well, and sending me prayers and such.  Leah D said that thinking of me was a pain in her neck (roflmao!), Hank says he hopes I reach normalcy, Chuck Gill and Tammye are thinking of me (long time brother, I hope you are well!), Prescott Steve called me an SOB (okay, so it was a tough SOB, but still [laughing so hard here I can hardly see to type]), let’s see, what else…Patricia Greene sending prayers for rapid recovery (darn, can’t really twist that one around any…gotta work on that one…), Friggin’ Pete telling me to do what I’m told…HA! Like THAT’s likely to take place.  Pete, you know better than that!  Tomw reminding me that God’s in charge and always takes care of his kids, just not necessarily in the way we want, but in the best way.  Tomw, I agree and me and Heavenly Dad have had some LONG conversations lately and He’s been brining me round to His point of view about a couple of things. And then finally, back to hence we started with Kris who is predicting the future with by the time you see this you should have had your surgery and be resting comfortably and THAT’S EXACTLY how we started today’s episode out this morning, now didn’t we?

TA-DA!  

Okay, not exactly what I was going for, but you get the drift.  A LOT of people have been sending me well wishes and prayers and I am VERY thankful!

Not sure what it is, but it is a wild picture.

And now another one…

Marsha Mastrangelo

2 days ago

Dragon Laffs #2035

Tell the phone guys that you don’t have an Amazon account cause you cant have checking accounts in jail. They will stop.
I told the Medicare people I’m only 26 I think I have plenty of time to pick a plan and they stopped calling. That’s my dream age if I get to go back and do this again.

That’s a GREAT idea Marsha!  Absolutely brilliant.  Thanks for some wonderful advice.

And for Leah D and anyone who was interested, yes, the beautiful woman in the little portrait is my dearest Mary. Here’s the original

We were at one of the many funerals we attended last year (or maybe the year before) and Mary said, “I never get dressed up, why don’t you take my picture.” ( I had already taken several that she never knew about) You have no idea what I had to go through to get her to laugh. Come to think about it, not much really.  I could normally get my dear Mary~Mae to laugh when I wanted to.  She could pretty much do the same with me. (And now I’m crying…but they are really good tears) I miss you my heart.

I was on this great date with this really cute woman, we were just sitting up our picnic dinner under this tree when this guy jumped out of nowhere and attacked me!

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do.

And in case you’re wondering what that is…which might happen if you are very young and not old enough to have heard of this, it’s a pot to piss in.

Okay, you’re gonna want to click on this link and watch this video from reddit … actually a sub reddit called “Idiots In Cars”  https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/vd5l72/you_are_gonna_want_to_see_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Okay, I’m totally confused.

That’s it for today so I can make this one appear on time.  Until next time my friends.  Peace and happiness to you all.  Love to everyone.

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2037

  1. Leah D says:

    Extremely high fever yesterday morning to early morning today. Wanted to rule out Covid, so did a home test/ Who writes these instructions?! I want to rewrite them. sure, I am still a bit foggy, but I know tons of people who are this foggy all the time.
    I believe I did it right. Not positive . . . oh, I men the test was not positive.

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