Nineteen children and two teachers. As our country grieves along with the families of these senselessly taken from us, please join with our Dragon Laffs family and take a moment to join us and bow our heads in a moment of silence for them.
Heavenly Father, we ask you to watch over and comfort the families of those who were taken in the Uvalde Elementary School. Bless and comfort that community who we know will be suffering long effects afterward. Amen.
It’s a difficult way to start our Saturday, my friends. And it annoys me to NO END the number of politicians who are using this to push their agendas. Now, the only ones I’ve seen who are doing this are the leftist democrats, who are taking this opportunity to SCREAM about gun control and taking away the 2nd Amendment, but I’m sure there are the right siders out there who are doing the exact same thing, I just haven’t seen them. Because any good politician can’t let a good tragedy go to waste. And if nothing else, it gives the Republicans and opportunity to scream at the Democrats about how bad they are about taking advantage of the situation, like as long as they started it first, it’s okay for us to do it second.
It’s NOT OKAY for anyone to do it.
Let the families grieve.
And as for us? We are going to try to move on to happier things and smile a little. Because God knows I need it and I’m 100% sure that there are many, many of you, my other family out there who need it too. So, what do you say we move along this morning, shall we?
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe’s?
When you become frustrated with older people because of what they cannot do…
…think of how frustrated they must feel because they can no longer do it.
Yeah…think of it…how FRUSTRATING it must be! To get older and not be able to do some of the things that we were able to do when we were younger!
Many, many, MANY times! Used to LOVE them!
If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow, look at you, you are really good at wine!
“Dear friend, I need you to fly and burn the village to the ground. Do it for me.”
If it weren’t for that clever man who discovered electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
Mom: What was that?
Me: My Shirt fell.
Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that…
Me: I was in it.
“My friends, there will be a dragon coming to destroy the village. I need you to protect it. At all costs. For me.”
Balloons are so weird…
“Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”