Dragon Laffs #2028


The world is going to hell in a handbasket.

Yes, I know that’s a terrible way to start a Thursday morning, especially one before a long holiday weekend, but it’s true.  But, it’s Tuesday, I’ve got the news on and I’m watching coverage of the Texas elementary school shooting and right now, this 18 year old kid killed his grandma, a teacher, and fourteen children in this elementary school.  And they don’t even think he had any kind of relationship with the school.  Oh, and he’s dead too, so we may never know why.

I just got done watching a story on how the New York City subway killer turned himself in today and how violence in New York City is running ramped.  Mayor Adams doesn’t have a clue.  Now that COVID is “over” he wants all the businesses to bring people back to work to get all the other businesses in The City back up and running, but how can they, with violence so horrible in the Big Apple.  It’s safer to leave their people teleworking at home!  You can’t promise to keep our people safe, why the hell  should we bring them back to work?!

And, today, through the connections I have at work, I got a copy of the Manifesto of the kid who shot up the Buffalo food mart/shopping center.  That racist little son-of-a bitch is a little nut-ball.  I’d share the Manifesto with you guys, all one hundred and whatever number of pages of it, but it was sent to me FOUO (For Official Use Only) and I have to take that stuff seriously, but I’m sure if you look around on line somewhere you can probably find it.  Very well written, very well spoken, quite literary and eloquently expressed his White Replacementism and is nutty as a peanut butter sandwich. 

So yeah, Good Morning Campers and Happy Thursday.

I went to my second Group Grief Therapy Session meeting last night.  It wasn’t any easier last night then it was the week before.  We lost the married couple, but I understand they will be back, we lost the guy who was there for grieving the sudden divorce and a couple of the women were missing, and we gained a new woman, so for those of you with score cards, you will notice that that left me as the only male in the room.

THE ONLY MALE IN THE ROOM.
And you know at some point I cried. (Actually, it was a really tough video, I think we ALL cried.  I think a couple of the tables and chairs cried).  Three of the women threw boxes of tissues at me…and we all got a good laugh at that, so that was fun.  I am getting quite a bit out of these meetings, so that’s a good thing.  Since Monday is a holiday, we won’t have a meeting this Monday and I’m going to miss it.

Anyway, enough about that stuff for now.  I now have over a thousand unread emails.  The first unopened one is dated 4 May, so that should tell you how far behind I am.  I am trying to catch up as fast as I can.  I have NO pictures saved so I am using them as fast as I open them.  I am REALLY behind.  I need to take a whole day and just open emails.  Maybe this weekend.  But, for now, let’s get this party started!

Hydration Tip:
Drinking 1 gallon of water a day helps you avoid other people’s drama because you are too busy peeing.
Stay hydrated my friends!

Boy, ain’t that the truth!

I know a lot of retirement jokes, but none of them work.

It’s a little windy today.
Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Okay, I’m going to close my eyes and count to a hundred while you run and hide.

My nails are $45+, my hair is $150+, eyebrows $12 and in a relationship I’ll ask my man for $0.00.  My man is my boyfriend, not my father.  All you females need to stop viewing men as walking banks, period. and … okay, by now all the men have stopped reading.  No rob him blind, sis.

I’m sorry, the dogs gotta die.

125 Mind-Blowing Historic Facts & Trivia That Are Almost Too Weird to Be True

Really cool website sent in by Stephanie.  You can spend a lot of time going down through these weird facts.  Thanks Steph!  https://parade.com/1099930/marynliles/history-facts/

You remember I  told you about the Bivouac area, where we have our exercises.  It’s very unusual.  Unbeknownst to me, they made a YouTube video of how it was put together.  The man speaking is our new military squadron commander.  He also works in the squadron as a civilian and is one of the good ones.  So, here I share with you … How we got the Bivouac Area:

Uber is a little different at Dragon Laffs, Inc.

I think it would be great if Walmart added an upper level observation deck with a bar.

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.  
That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

You have to be a Star Trek fan to get that one.

Elon Musk should buy MTV and start showing videos again.

That is an AWESOME pizza!!!

Queso = Spanish for cheese

K, so = Southern for here’s the plan and y’all probably not gonna like it

I know this next one is late for Mother’s Day, but it was so good, I just had to share it.

And that’s just plain weird.

And that’s it for this one my dear friends.  Hope to see you again on Saturday.  Love and happiness to you, one and all.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #2028

  1. Dave says:

    I did the buried skeleton thing about 15 years ago. I bought a full size skeleton, removed all of the metal connectors and glued the holes shut. I buried it under the porch of the house I grew up in. Both my parents died in that house and the neighbor still feels creeped out by it. I sold the house about 10 years ago. Wait until someone has to crawl under the porch to fix the outside faucet!

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