Well, it’s been another weekend.  Yup.  Another long weekend.  It has been brought to my attention that I should be on antidepressants.  I’m not sure how I feel about that.  I know I’m depressed.  Fuck, everybody knows that I’m depressed.  The fucking mailman probably knows I’m depressed.  But, I’m not sure how I feel about taking a pill for depression …

What the fuck is wrong with me? 

I was on Prozac once for a couple of years and I don’t think it did anything.  So, that’s probably why I’m not sure how I feel about going on antidepressants now. 

But, since everybody seems to be pointing me in that direction, I guess it can’t hurt to try.  I wrote my doctor an email asking her to prescribe.  Not sure what she will do, but I don’t have an appointment with her until July, which I think is too long, but with my surgery coming in June and everything else going on, I’m not sure what she’s going to want to do.

So, I do know what we are going to do in the mean time…

Nothing starts my day off quite like when I give inspirational messages to my friends. 

May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your butt.

Thank you Carol for posting this.  It helps a lot!

You may think that you are completely insignificant in this world.  But someone drinks coffee from the favorite cup that you gave them.  Someone heard a song on the radio that reminded them of you.  Someone read the book that you recommended, and plunged headfirst into it.  Someone smiled after a hard day of work, because they remembered the joke that you told them today.  Someone loves themselves little bit more, because you gave them a compliment.  Never think that you have no influence whatsoever.  Your touch, word and good deed which you leave behind cannot be erased.

Okay, so it’s an old one, but it’s a good one…

Cop:  So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane.  

Me:  You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

I had a Goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.

But only for like 20 seconds.

And only once.

Babysitting used to be such an easy gig…

COMMON SENSE is like deodorant.  The people who need it most never use it.

Imagine being rich enough that you don’t have to watch YouTube videos every time something in your house breaks.

Not sure if I would have beaten the kid or bragged on him…

We once had this special day at Dragon Laffs, Inc. called bring your favorite pet to work day.  It got a little out of hand.  Here are the Murphy Twins with their pet human, Cheryl.  Needless to say, this caused all kinds of problems with HR.

I’m writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. 

It’s an oughtobiography.

(Took us a while, but I knew we’d get one.)

That one was actually subtle and funny and as hell.

Another deep one

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call?  Do they have a game plan for if a huge hairy beast comes barreling out of the woods, full tilt towards them, with a raging hard-on?  And what’s plan B?  Claim they now have a headache? 

All good questions…Hey, brother Sasquatch, any input here?

Some girls don’t like to walk in the rain because it changes their face back to factory settings.

There’s nothing scarier than the split scond where you lose our balance in the shower and think “Oh God, they’re going to find me naked.”

Well, haven’t gotten much for this section, but here’s a couple…

I should probably save this next one for Mother’s Day, but I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be celebrating Mother’s Day this year and doing my best to keep Izzy Dragon’s mind on something else…just like I completely forgot in Dragon Laffs that yesterday was Easter.  Don’t worry, Izzy and I had a nice little Easter on our own, but it wasn’t the same, and it hurt.  It hurt a lot.  I know that I didn’t let her see how much it hurt me and she didn’t let me see how much it hurt her, but I’m pretty sure it hurt us both.  Anyway, like I said, this next one … Mother’s Day … etc.

And how about a new topic for a few issues.  Thanks to Stephanie for sending these our way…

In the old west, they would mount a lantern on their horse for traveling at night.  This was the first form of saddle light navigation.

Yeah, that’s not going to go over well. 

And that’s it for today my friends.  I want to thank everyone who have sent kind comments and emails supporting me, again…still.  It is deeply appreciated and helpful.  I’m not sure if it’s getting easier, it doesn’t feel like it is, but each day rolls around after the last one and I keep waking up in the morning with determination.  So, that’s something I suppose.  Thank you to all of you.  My love to you all.