Dragon Laffs #1940


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So, Good Morning Campers,

I’m going to apologize again to you right up front for this being a quick and simple issue.  I got home late last night from the conference (Saturday) and Sunday has been full of exciting things.  First and foremost you may have noticed the addition of the new editor in chief in the above picture.  While I was gone, Mrs. Dragon and Izzy Dragon picked up a new friend.  Please meet Willow:

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Willow is a black Lab mix.  What the girls didn’t expect is that as soon as I walked in the door, Willow fell in love with me and we have been practically inseparable ever since.

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If I sit down she promptly climbs up on my lap and wants to fall asleep.  If I get up she follows me around the house.  I’m the only one she will go out side and pee and poop for.  She’s already listening to me and she’s only 11 weeks old.  It’s hilarious and pissing both of them off especially since I said that I wasn’t ready for a new dog yet and they said there wasn’t anything I could do to stop them while I was gone.  And they were right and now their dog is my dog…in less than 24 hours.

Still the Alpha Male.

LOL!

She is awfully cute.

She can stay.  But, I think I’m going to change her name to Prison Bitch.  If you look close, you can see the little scars on the end of her nose (cause of all the fights she’s been in in the joint) and when she eats, she scrunches down over her food and wraps her paws around her bowl so no one will steal her food, just like they do in prison.

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So yeah, Willow, Prison Bitch, or Jail-Cell Sally.  Although Mrs. Dragon did say that if she begins to answer to Prison Bitch, then I have to go … so there is that.

Anyway, we also had to return a car, I had to mow the lawn and we had to go shopping.  Monday is trash day, so today we had to gather all the trash (not THAT big a job) but there are certain things we have to do on Sundays.  All this leads me to say that … this is going to be a relatively short issue.  And now Willow is pushing the mouse around the mouse pad … lol.

Anyway, let’s get to doing some laughing …

Lets laugh

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I was on the toilet when my friend sent me an XXX video.  I played it, but there was no sound.  I increased the volume to the highest, but still no sound.  So, I didn’t bother … I watched it for 8 minutes before I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the living room!!  My family and OUR GUESTS are waiting for me to come out.

I’ve been in the toilet for 8 hours now.

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Everyone needs someone who will call and say: Get dressed, we’re going on an adventure.

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Dragon Pix

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Some cauldrons are much different than others …

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I hate it when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real.  If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree.

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Fantasy

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On a three hour tour …

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My Guardian Angel …

Just filed a restraining order against me.

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Ground Control

Ground Zero Mosque

grounds for divorce

Group Failure

Guard Dog

Guarranteed Delivery

Guess (2)

Guess What

Guess

Guess3

Guinea Pigs

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I run like the winded.

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They say that money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’m accepting donations to test that theory.

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That’s it my friends.  Gotta go, falling asleep.  Hopefully I’ll have a real issue for you soon.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1940

  1. Stephanie says:

    Love the little dragon of the canine persuasion.

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