Good Morning Campers!!!!!

I’m back!  Thank you guys for your patience and understanding waiting for my return.  It’s not really a full return yet because I’m still recovering, but I’m getting there.  I’ll be completely honest … I’m not the young man I used to be and 12 hour shifts in 100 degree weather, in the sun and humidity … well … it almost killed me.  I need to hire some younger guys.  That’s me, to the right, just 14 years ago.  MOPP 4 slummin’ it!    Relaxed fit!  Don’t think I can do that anymore.  Now, I just have to yell at the younger kids.  Crawl phase.  That’s what this was.  Hell, what comes before the crawl phase.  We’re working our way up to walking and then running, but for now we’re at the crawl stage.  I’ll go back to my original question … what comes before the crawl stage?  Rolling over by yourself stage?  Shit your pants phase?  Not sure.  But, that’s where we started out at the beginning of last week. 

But, by the end … we were definitely approaching a walk!  Yup.  I’d say we were standing on two feet and were getting ready to take a real live big boy step!

It was a great week.  HARD     AS     HELL!!!!!  But a great week!!

But I am SO FAR behind in email, in news, in shit that is going on in the world.  I may never, ever get caught back up again, but I’m gonna give it a try. 

So, for now, let’s try to throw some humor your way, and I’ll try and get some emails caught up and cleaned and you guys know that I’m still alive and we’ll put this train back on the track again.

ON the track, dammit!  ON THE TRACK!!!

I just got pulled over by a cop.

He asked if I had a Police Record.

Apparently “Roxanne” was not the answer he wanted to hear.

ENGLISH LESSON

Tsunami ……….T is silent

Honest ………. H is silent

Psychology ………. P is silent

Knife ………. K is silent

Wife ………. Husband is silent

Class dismissed …

What do we learn from Cows, Buffalos, and Elephants?

 

It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass, salads, and walking.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I will be notified immediately.

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

Just so we’re all clear…

COVID-19 spreads at:

Church
School
Trump Rallies
Motorcycle Rallies

COVID-19 Does NOT Spread at:

“Peaceful” Protests
The Southern Border
Democrat Wedding Receptions
San Francisco Hair Salons
Governor Newsom’s Dinner
President Obama’s Birthday Party

Okay, got it!

They said not to try this at home,

So, I’m coming over to your house to try it.

I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.

It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.

And that’s the end of the “I’m back and I’m still alive” Issue.

Love and Happiness to you all.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon