Dragon Laffs #1890


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Good Morning Campers,

Well, it’s been an interesting week.  Yes, it most certainly has!  I did not get to go to Washington D.C. to throw stones at the Capitol … which, if you think about it, is probably a really good thing.  I do have to share a really funny comment that I got from dear Stephanie.  She said: Was watching the news to see when DC would go down in flames. I had imagined you not being able to control the dragon when seeing how they quickly protect themselves instead of us.  Well Steph, it surely would have been tough.  That is the truth.

I am still working the weekend, though.  Teaching classes that I had someone else covering for me instead.  I will just spend some quality time with one of my reservist instructors.

I want to thank Donnie G for his wonderful contribution to Combat Cookies.  450Not sure if any of the rest of you kicked in any bucks or not, but if so, you  didn’t leave any comments.  If not, I’d surely like you guys to throw them a buck or two.  You can click on the logo to the left of go here: https://www.combatcookies.org/  they sent me a really nice letter in thanks for the write up we gave them…

Sir,

Thank you so much!!!! That’s an absolutely fantastic shout out to us and we appreciate it!!! We also appreciate your donation and have received one other donation with a mention of your name. It is because of great people like you that we can continue our mission…and hopefully for a very long time. Sometimes I get down when I can’t get others to realize the importance of our mission. People are quick to talk about it but we rarely see action (monetary or even something as simple as spreading the word around to a larger audience). However, sometimes people like you come along and go the extra mile for Combat Cookies and it makes me very thankful that we do have others out there like us who not only talk the talk but put actions with their words. 

I also want to say I agree with your statement 100% about our police. We back the blue! This country is spiraling downward with this new movement of the radical left and it’s attempt to leave our morals and values in the dust. Your website is comical but also serious where it needs to be. I think it’s great your website does things to help our current military and our veterans. If only the majority of people in the world were more focused on helping others… 

Again, thank you so much for the shout out!!! It really makes me happy!!! 

Brandi

Combat Cookies
PO Box 222
Dayton, IN 47941
combatcookies2017@gmail.com
www.combatcookies.org
www.facebook.com/CombatCookies/

It’s nice of Brandi to write and let us know that we meant so much to her.  That’s polite, and sweet, and very professional.  So, thanks Brandi!

Anyway, let’s get to the parts that you guys like.  The laughter. And I’m sure some ranting, too.  But that will come at some point in time later.

Lets laugh

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Wow! Only in Genesee County! Man… You will not believe what just happened. I walked into Speedway to get a drink. When I walked up, I noticed these two officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him and thought, “This guy doesn’t have much common sense,” and “Is he stupid with the cops right there too?” But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the guy’s arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around, going crazy! I ran outside and the COPS had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees. YES, THEIR COFFEES! Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car. I was thinking “He shouldn’t have been smoking near the pump while getting gas, and he needs medical attention.” However, being a little concerned (and nosy!) I asked the cops what they were arresting him for. The cop looked me straight in the eyes and said “WAVING A FIREARM!”

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Biden admitted to cheating/plagiarizing in law school, but he rationalized that such dishonest conduct was not “malevolent” (did not hurt others).  Both in his speeches as an US Senator and as the Vice President of the United States, he reportedly lifted material from speeches by other politicians to use in his public addresses and he seemed to prevaricate – not tell the truth (according to even the mainstream media) when confronted about such allegations!!!

FINALLY SOMEONE POSTED Biden’s 47 years of accomplishments.

Joe Biden’s Political Career, year by year:


1973 Biden enters politics..
1974
1975
1976
1977
*Biden fights to keep schools segregated because in his own words, “allowing blacks to integrate would create a racial jungle” Fact check me.
1978
1979
1980
1981
1982
1983
*BIDEN Taxes Social Security*
1984
1985
1986
1987
1988
*Ran for president but had to end his campaign after getting busted for plagiarism.
1989
1990
1991
1992
1993
*BIDEN Taxes Social Security, AGAIN*
1994
***Biden writes the “Stop and Frisk” law which is what blacks blame for “systemic racism” today. This law took millions of black men from their homes and transplanted them into prison. Way to go Joe. This was Biden’s biggest accomplishment in 47 years of elected office. Fact check me, it’s true.
1995
1996
1997
Hang on, not yet.
1998
1999
2000
2001
2002
2003
Still nothing…
2004
2005
2006
2007
2008
Calls Obama the first “articulate” and “clean” mainstream African-American, adding that Obama was well suited for a Presidential run because he is a light skinned African-American with no Negro dialect unless he wants to have one.
2009
2010
2011
2012
Nope, nothing yet.
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020:
NOW HE’S READY TO FIX THE COUNTRY, YEA RIGHT!!!

GOD HELP US ALL!!!

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I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data.

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Dragon Pix

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Baby pictures are so cute.  This is one of my grandkids…

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If I was a plastic surgeon … I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.

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The officer said, “You’re staggering.”

I said, “You’re quite handsome yourself.”

We just laughed, and laughed.

I need bail money.

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I still can’t believe that changing a picture on a box of pancake mix didn’t result in World Peace.

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Fantasy

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Okay, so one more story and then you have to go to bed … once upon a time, there was a blue dragon named Impish …

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Classic Fact:  The Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar never once said “Thank You” in his entire life.

This is most likely because he did not speak English

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I unfriended and blocked everyone who isn’t secretly a mystical creature pretending to be human.  So if you’re seeing this … I know.

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

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Motivate

Choreography

Chores

Christmas Hints

Chrome

Chucknorium

Church

cinnabuns

City Officials

class

Cleavage

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Clevage

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We’re Adults.

When did that happen?

And how do we make it stop?

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I am not mean, I am blunt.

Which means I will tell you the clear difference between a bit naïve and incredibly fucking stupid.

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My new favorite quote and the end of the ezine for today … (cause I’ve run out of time, yet again) I have class to teach tomorrow and sleep is calling me.

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Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1890

  1. Leah D says:

    Sorry you didn’t get to cross off Washington DC from your bucket list. But supposedly, Antifa has planed to kill cops there today.

  2. Stephanie says:

    Love the quote.
    A book allows one to time travel.

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