Dragon Laffs #1872


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So … it’s been a week.  And I’ve done absolutely nothing to get this issue ready this week so it’s not going to be much of an issue.  It sucks when life gets in the way of living.  Truly it does.  And I’ve got a little bit to share with you today.  I’ll try and get to it while I sit here and try to share the evening with my family at the same time.  I’m also working this weekend and next weekend and … oh dear Aunt Henry, when am I supposed to get things done?  This is crazy!  Can we all just take a breath!

Okay, let’s quit the complaining and just get to it!

Let's Laugh

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When you’re so behind on your bills, that the power company comes and blows out your candles like, “bitch, we said no lights!”

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If Rum can’t fix it …

You’re not using enough rum

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Okay, got this email and thought it was out-fucking-standing!!!!

You had this pic in your post, I made this meme a couple years ago.

    Have Fun,
    Pete

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Thanks Pete!!!

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Stephanie shares this story:

I have a friend who once held his fortune cookie up and made a remark about wanting it to tell him that, he would be getting a lot of money. He broke it open and it read “wishing for something does not make it so”.

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Dragon Pic

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Traffic is tough sometimes. 

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Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

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Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Fantasy

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Mother-In-Laws can be such … witches

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Yeah, there’s no explanation.

A pastor giving a children’s sermon on vestments asked, “Why do you think I wear this collar?”  One kid answered, “Because it kills ticks and fleas for up to 30 days?”

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This just in … NBC is now pulling Wizard of Oz because it is offensive to people without brains.

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People ask me, “Why is it so hard to trust people?”

The real question is, “Why is it so hard for people to tell the truth?”

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Motivational

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Battlestar

Bavarian Chicks

be careful

Be Mindful

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Beach Boobs

Bear Calvary

Bear Cavalry

Bear in the woods

Bears With Guns

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Politics

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I know we’ve talked about this before, but it’s worth talking about again …

SENATE BOMBING – 1983

I had forgotten about this, but Google it if you need more details!

Apparently, some of our “esteemed” long-term Democrat Senators and Congressional leaders have forgotten about this!

On November 7, 1983 the “Armed Resistance Unit” detonated a bomb in the senate! The blast punched a hole in a partition sending brick, plaster and glass into the Republican cloak room.

Susan Rosenberg, who was part of the May 19th Communist Organization was one of those arrested for this.

She was pardoned by Clinton.

She is now an administrator for Black Lives Matters and now does fundraising and administrative work for BLM.

I guess Bombing the US Capital to kill Republicans is different. 

I have heard Democrat’s statements all week long about how the Wednesday riot was the worst day in American History.

What should we call Bombing the US Capital…chopped liver?

Democrats have very selective memories; hypocrisy and vendetta are their way of life.

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Is this now racist?

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WOW !!  A wind turbine support structure foundation of steel and the still to be poured concrete.

Maybe we should ask AOC how to get rid of the Crap Circles and Propellers.

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A demented old man and a hooker walked into a bar … oh wait … that is the inauguration

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Being white doesn’t make you a racist and being black doesn’t make you a slave.  Being an idiot, however, comes in both colors.

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“My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.  I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!  She laughed.  I laughed.  Alexa Laughed.  Siri laughed.” ~ James Franco

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The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tn, where Bozo Jonathan Parker thought he had it all figured out. He really wanted the leather jacket at the expensive department store, but of course there was no way he could afford it. So, he thought he’d do what any Bozo would do–steal it! Only problem, the jacket had one of those little magnetic tags, the kind that set off an alarm if you walk out the door with one of them. So, our Bozo goes into the dressing room and peels off the little tag, throws it on the floor and heads out with his stolen jacket. As soon as he gets to the door, the alarm goes off. A security guard who had been keeping an eye on the Bozo anyway, stopped him and retrieved the jacket. So why did the alarm go off? Remember the little tag the Bozo peeled off and threw on the floor? He stepped on it and it stuck to his shoe.

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This is cool.  Chris sent this in response to the Coal Fired plant thing I ran the other day… this makes a nice comparison to what I put together…

As an addendum to the item you had on coal fired power plants in the world,

Comparisons by country are difficult because of different sizes.  Another way to look at it is by population. 

How many coal fired power plants are there in the world today? Green New Deal???

The EU has  231 – building 5 more… Total 236
pop 747,900.000 so 1 plant per 3.2 million people

Turkey has  32 – building 28 more.. Total  60
pop 83,400,000 so 1 plant per 1.4 million people

South Africa has  19 – building  6 more… Total  25
pop 58,600,000 so 1 plant per 2.3 million people

India has  281 – building  57 more… Total  338
pop 1,366,000,000 so 1 plant per 4 million people

Philippines has  23 – building  13 more… Total  36
pop 108,100,000 so 1 plant per 3 million people

South Korea has  22 – building  4 more… Total  26
pop 52,300,000 so 1 plant per 2 million people

Japan has 87 – building  10 more… Total  97
pop 126,900,000 so 1 plant per 1.3 million people

China has  1082- building  227 more… Total  1309
pop 1,434,000,000 so 1 plant per 1.1 million people

USA has  252- building 0 more…Total  252
Pop 329,000,000 so 1 plant per 1.3 million people

Chris

So, comparatively speaking from most economical to worst is:

India
EU
Philippines
South Africa
South Korea
Turkey
Japan/USA
China

So, in the scheme of things, we’re not doing that well at all.

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That’s it… bed time… all for today.

Cheers my friends.

Impish

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1872

  1. Leah D says:

    Pelosi won’t give a good reason to keep the fence up, and the troops guarding. Anybody want to make bets on it? I think it won’t come down until after the Floyd/Chauvin case is over. How sweet of her . . . she wants to make sure the rioters don’t make it into the Capitol, where they could be charged as terrorists.

  2. Pat says:

    GOOD JOB ON THIS ISSUE!!!
    REST WELL.

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