Dragon Laffs #1751


Good Morning Campers,

Okay, I’ve had enough.  Enough with the protests, enough with the bullshit.  Put it all away and just stop!  What the four cops did was wrong.  They’ve been arrested.  End of story.  But what George Floyd did was wrong, too.  Not wrong enough to be killed for, but everyone is making this dude out to be a Saint!  I’m looking at my email and I see this headline from one of the news sources that I subscribe to “Hundreds Gather at Memorial for George Floyd After Days of Nationwide Protests” and “The Rev. Al Sharpton will give the eulogy at Thursday’s memorial for George Floyd in Minneapolis.”  And I can just imagine how THAT went.  It’s all democratic political bullshit!  Designed to incite people.  George Floyd was a career criminal, in and out of jail multiple times who once held a gun on a pregnant lady’s stomach, in her own home, while he and his buddy’s robbed her!  This was not a good man.  No, he didn’t deserve to die the way he did, but the cops who did it have been arrested.  NOW LET IT THE FUCK GO!

Okay, I’m done. 

Hey, that was pretty short this morning.  0aa2

You know, I get up every morning and my government email is filled with messages from the over night alerts about what’s been going on.  Flash alerts.  4 people shot over here; 3 cops hurt over there; earthquakes; explosions; stuff like that.  And of course lately, it’s been a lot of protest stuff.  So, as I’m getting ready in the morning, especially working from home, I’m reviewing the “overnights” and it tends to get me pissed off first thing in the morning.  And even when I’m not working from home, the alerts come across the email on my government phone and it works out the same anyway.  But, starting out your day being pissed off every morning is probably not the best way to go about things.  Is it any wonder that I come to the campgr0und so many times complaining of a headache, lol?  and you guys thought that was all part of the shtick.

So, when I get up in the morning and find that I only have a couple of messages that says that Utah got hit with a couple of 4.2 earthquakes over night, then it’s been a good morning (Sorry Leah) (and yes, I get a surprising number of messages about earthquakes around the world … I don’t know why).  Anyway, lately it’s all be protest related and it’s been stressing me out and pissing me off and I’ll try really hard not to rant any more.

Yeah … like THAT’S gonna happen.



Must be an epidemic …

Thanks to Lynn for this next one … it’s really quite cool!

A farmer had a very large metal pole shed that he no longer
wanted. The Amish Family next door said they wanted it. 

How will you move it was asked. 

They replied that some of their friends would help them carry it to his property about 800 yards away. 

Who would have thought that 250 friends would show up?   See attached video.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?

Me: No thank you. It’s too hard to pour.

My daughter: (rolls eyes, shakes her head)


If Antifa does start coming to suburbia or rural areas like they claim, does anyone know what the bag limit will be?




When Bob found out he was to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.  “I may  look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.  Three days later, she became his stepmother.



This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press one?”

So I did.

I don’t remember much after that.


Those SpaceX guys aren’t due back for a while.  Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

That is an AWESOME prank!


But!  But!  Santa!

Okay, so someone took some time with this one …



Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around.




Mail Call 2

Okay, so while we’re waiting on other stuff, let’s do some of this stuff … I know that doesn’t make any sense to y’all, but it makes perfect sense to me …

This first one is from Danny M. …


I have subscribed to other humor sites in the past but none compare to yours–not even close. I deeply appreciate the humor you provide. There’s now only one other humor page that I follow now but it is still far short of what we get here.

Wow!  Danny, that means a lot brother.  Truly it does.  Thanks, thanks a lot.  It gets me right here.  You can’t see me, but I’m pounding myself on my chest and Mrs. Dragon is giving me very odd looks, but I’m used to that and she’s used to that.  That’s what being an old married couple … no sweetheart, I’m not saying you’re old (oh shit!  Someone please help get me out of this!)  Um… Moving on now!!!!

Marsha M

Just a tidy bit of info…I heard 1 of the protesting Rectal Orrivis say they plan to continue till the 4 police officers are sentenced. Sure hope they stick to their work ethic on that.

Hi ya Nursey Jersey Girl!  Yeah, as we’ve already determined, I’m done with the whole protesting –> Rioting –> Looting –> Bullshit thing going on.  For them to say that they are going to continue until they 4 are sentenced … well … I can’t see America putting up with that shit for that long.


Maybe …


lady gaga

Lady gaga2

lamborgorhini limo


late night snacks

Later that night

laugh and the world







Leave me alone







Candace Owens is a conservative black lady who speaks the truth.  She said it so much better (and so much more eloquently) than I ever could.  Please, if you don’t click on anything else that I have ever put in Dragon Laffs, please click on the link above.

And thank you so very much to Trish for sending me the link.  I watched this on someone else’s phone last night and have been searching for it and out of the blue, Trish sent it to me.  Bless you Trish!!

And I think that is a very good place to end today.  I hope that gave you all something to think about.  That should give us all something to think about.

Cheers! ~~ Impish Dragon

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