Good Morning Campers,
Happy Star Wars Day! Did you not know today was Star Wars Day? Sure. You know… May the fourth be with you!
May the 4th…..
I don’t have much time, so let’s get to the laughter, shall we?
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 94,239 times, you’re a WEATHERMAN!!
When NASA started sending astronauts into space they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, Congress approved a program and NASA scientists spent a decade and over $165 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil…
It’s time to pay your taxes again.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said ‘nothing’.
The reason I said ‘nothing’ instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she then would have asked ‘about what?’
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they “know”?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really “know”, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
THE OPPOSITE OF WRINKLY.
Sorry this was so quick, but that’s gonna have to be it for this week.
Until next week.