Leprechaun Laughs # 349 for July 13th 2016


So I suddenly Friday afternoon found myself a de facto 72 hour bachelor owing to Molly having been ‘kidnapped’ for another ‘girls weekend’ by a couple friends (more on this later). I decided what’s good for the goose was of course sauce for the gander. promptly called the Captain of the LES Grace O’Malley (LES = Leprechonian Empire’s Ship) and then Friday and after finding myself with the above unexpected companion, promptly left on a 3 day excursion/mission undertaking a secret plan of DL/LL Enterprises Impish had pointed out Saturday it was high time we set into motion.

Since he was ‘tied up’ with his mundane fantasy life, I decided to forge ahead on my own instead of waiting for a time when I wasn’t hearing “Dude, it’s a bad time for me.” and start our own country off on my own instead of as co-founding rulers, hence Leprechonia.

At this point I think its better we get on with the issue before I start airing dirty laundry and expounding sour grapey further so…

Oh one last thing- I’m including a bunch of really good things that arrived too late for the Independence Day issue spread through out this issue. I know that sort of makes the issue seem semi phoned in but hey its not like others set the bar all that high round here and I am on a 72 hr. getaway with one heck of a fantastically assembled distraction after all.

Open Logo 1





House Sign - PC incorrect



Terry Fator adds ‘Donald Trump’ to his Las Vegas lineup



So last Friday Molly was to go out after work for a drink with a few friends who were former coworkers. Then next thing I know I get a call from her with a great deal of giggling and road noise in the background. Basically she was telling me that she was not coming home that she has in fact been kidnapped by her friend for a girls get away weekend.

When I asked how it was she managed to get herself kidnapped she sent me this photo explanation of the situation:



Although that would probably lead to Molly getting kidnapped more often too.


Penn & Teller Patriotic Speech

The biggest problem I have with this blog (aside from making over the bars I set higher and higher with each special/holiday issue) is finding or receiving things in a timely manner for inclusion in a particular issue on with combine with similar themed materials when I do themed issues or segments.

Case in point last week I believe the day the Independence Day issue posted I got an email from one of our readers with a link to a fantastic version of Lee Greenwoods iconic ‘Proud to be an American’ which was in fact in the issue. Rather than go with the well know version I would have much rather put this lesser know  but equally good version in as I’m a great fan of Acapella groups such as Rockapella, Pentonix and the singers of Lee Greenwood’s tune Home Free.

This is also the case with this video that I didn’t become aware of until the 4th when I was watching the West Wing on Netflix. While I was easily able to discern how the trick was done it was the message the Penn Jillette delivers as he’s doing it that caught me. When I went looking for it the next day I found out there was actually more to it than the shortened bit I had seen. After seeing it in it’s entirety I wished I could have included it in this years Independence Day issue. Better late than never for something as eloquently put as this:

Free-Dumb 4 All

byDingus Guy©

240 years have skipped on by
You figure our nation would be better
It is like we ring dry the wet cloth
But it just seems to get even wetter.

In 1776, we declared our independence
Since then we have only improved a bit
How can we celebrate freedom for all
When we hand select who deserves it?

Some use social media like a pulpit
Shaking their fist and spewing anger
In some way it feels like the Old West
Except guns are easier than hanging ya.

Freedom isn’t just for the whites
And it isn’t just for the blacks
It isn’t for the Republicans
And certainly not for the Democrats.

Freedom is for all the men, women or both
Freedom has no boundaries like hate.
Freedom wasn’t created for the select
It doesn’t care if your gay or straight.

Mankind has documented over 5,000 religions
Why is one right and the rest are wrong?
Why can’t we respect each others’ choice
Why do we keep playing the same old song?

We must end the violence and hate together
No matter our preference, race, color or creed
Then maybe we can truly celebrate this holiday
Freedom would be without cost and really be free.





His name is Impish Dragon and it pays a pallet load of canned tuna.




Pictured below is SC’s (Head of the Ninja Kitties Clan) half brother ‘HD’ and his bodyguard/valet/chauffeur.


So Impish told me he was going to Home Depot to get some modular prefinished shelving for his new Reading Room in his house. Being his best bud and loving a good laugh at his expense I offered to help with the project. He told me he had it all covered and besides he didn’t think there would be room enough for the tools shelves and both of us in his new library. So I asked him to send me a photo of the finished product.  Here is what I got:


His reading tastes while somewhat close to mine in many areas are eclectic to be sure. Here are my favorite volumes from his vast collection:


We have new neighbors beside us. I was out the other day as she was returning from the store. Luckily I had my phone out already and managed to grab this photo of her tattoo. Now normally I dislike tattoos on women but I think I can make an exception for this one.


After all, who am I to refuse the lady’s request?

Christopher: 54-Year-Old Performer Recreates the Village People’s “YMCA” – America’s Got Talent 2016





That’s it for this week folks. If you’ll all excuse me I’ve a country to set up and I need to start looking into acquiring some reinforced busses and finding some homicidal drivers for them and a Digital Media Empire to run.


About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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7 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs # 349 for July 13th 2016

  1. impishdragon says:

    I really like the way my library turned out. It’s nice to have a nice place that you spend so much time in.

  2. Ginny says:

    I don’t know how you do it, but each issue gets better than the last. I truly enjoyed the “4th of July” added videos. Dragon Laffs adds such humor in this crazy world of late. Thank you for your efforts in bringing smiles to all of us.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Honestly Ginny its a lot of time hard work…and just a little mythical magic.

      Plus you know suspending the whole believing thing helps loads too!

  3. Leah D says:

    Does it bother anyone else that the platform Robin Williams is on resembles a swastika?

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      To be honest that was the 4th time I had seen that video as well as once on TV back in the day.
      I’ve never noticed the stage or its shape

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