Leprechaun Laughs #343 for Wednesday May 25th 2016


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Yup, still raining around here. Rain has been in the forecast everyday now since last Tuesday. We were threatened with up to 6 inches total accumulation last week but thankfully only saw about 2.5 to 3 inches.

Now rain is in our forecast, or at least the threat of it every day right through Memorial Day. I’m starting to suspect this isn’t Texas and the Gulf Coast at all but that somehow while I was sleeping at some point I was transported the the Pacific Northwest and Seattle.

I’m beginning to fear that these dark green blotches on my already normally green skin are in fact patches of moss or mold growing on me!

So before all this rain turns me into the Swamp Thing, the Creature From the Black Lagoon or freaking Moss Man, let’s get this show on the road as I still have work to be done on the Memorial Day issue for Saturday.

Let's Roll - USA

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Creedence Clearwater Revival (live) – Who´ll stop the rain

 

Impish was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”
So he apologized and replied, “I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland ?”
And that’s the last thing he could remember.

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The smartest way to trick a dog into taking medicine a dog into taking medicine

 

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feeling old yet

I think the Ninja cats have watched one too many Super Hero movies with Impish’s daughter. They’re demanding their own “Catmobile” now and this is what they came up with:

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Lonnie Johnson – Falling Rain Blues

 

Lethal Libations

Just in time for the holiday weekend this delicious adult beverage will go down refreshingly smooth all summer long and have you feeling no pain at all! What could be better than that?

Pain Killer

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If you need to numb the pain, the Pain Killer is just what the doctor ordered. It was originally concocted at the legendary Soggy Dollar Bar in the Sandcastle Hotel, Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands. Technically you can’t make one unless you’re using Pusser’s Navy Rum. Pusser’s is a delightful rum based on the rum used by the British Navy until July 31, 1970.

Pain Killer

4 oz. rum (preferably Pusser’s)
4 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Coconut Cream
1 oz. Orange Juice
8 oz. Crushed Ice

Mix all ingredients in a blender and blend for approximately 3 seconds. Serve in a tiki mug or double rocks glass and dust with nutmeg, cinnamon, or both.

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From our ‘Everything is Bigger in Texas“Department- It was thought a small alligator had managed to find its way into Lake Conroe recently or that one of the alligator gar known the inhabit the swampy end  of the lake had grown too large and was venturing out in search of dinner. Reports of small dogs being missing, half eaten raccoons and squirrels being found on lawns as well as small water fowl suddenly being dragged under and never being seen again lasted about to weeks until this roughly 50 pound snapping turtle was spotted and captured. This was no easy feat either since he chewed his way though the volleyball net originally used to snare him before they got him to shore.

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Impish said the things attitude reminded him of one of his ex-wives.

Can’t Help Falling in Love (Elvis) – ThePianoGuys

Speaking of Impish, he is a big fan of The Piano Guys so this new one is for him. Enjoy buddy!

 

I say it’s a phoenix, Impish says it’s a dragon.  Regardless its pretty darn cool looking you’ve got to admit.

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Keep your eyes on the two glowing dots that appear below the tail hanging off the ledge.

owl & pigeons

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Have You Ever Seen the Rain? – John Fogerty

You can’t tell I have rain on my mind can you?

Hey I’d love to hang around and continue to watch you guys laugh coffee out your noses when you see things in the issue but I’ve got only 2 more days to finish the Memorial Day issue and its only about 75 or 80% done so I’m outta here. Catch you Saturday bright and early.

Computer Leprechaun

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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2 Responses to Leprechaun Laughs #343 for Wednesday May 25th 2016

  1. impishdragon says:

    Lethal,
    What a great issue. The Piano Guys song was fantastic. Jon Schmidt, the guy on the piano, is really a fantastic musician. That song embodies the epic line from one of the legendary piano players, Billy Joel, in his famous hit, The Piano Man when he says, “The piano, it sounds like a carnival” The things he was doing with the piano in that song was amazing. Thank you ever so much for sharing it with us.

  2. Ginny says:

    Lethal my friend….I agree you do have rain on your brain. I like Creedance and John Fogerty
    songs of rain……Great issue as always. Also loved the Piano Guys I look forward to your
    memorial day issue thank you for your service..

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