Dragon Laffs #1414


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Trudging through the snow, you wonder if you are still supposed to meet in the normal campground for today’s issue of Dragon Laffs.  You haven’t received any notification of any changes, but still.  It’s awfully cold out here behind the mountain that is DL&LL Electronic Media.

As you come over the hill you see a huge tent spread out across the campground.  Looking closely you realize it covers the entire campground.  Cabins, tents, cabanas, everything.  Smoke is exiting from several chimneys poking up through the canvas and you wonder how it is that this monstrosity even exits.

As you approach the entrance, you see a line forming and hurry to take your spot.  As you enter, several fairiesdragsmile2 are flitting around taking coats, hats, scarves and gloves.  A huge coat check area is going off in one direction and all the people are funneling into the other.  You notice the temperature is perfectly comfortable and as you enter you look up and it appears to be the sky over your head with the sun shinning brightly.

As you realize that no one gave you a receipt for your wrappings you also remember that magic is alive and well in this part of the world and you hurry your seat to see what else surprising is going to presented this morning.

More fairies are flying around, checking guiding people to their seats and you notice that they seem to be splitting people into those who have special status and those who don’t without really checking any lists or guides of any kind.

As you settle into your seat the lights dim…more like the sun setting … and a screen scrolls down by the stage that seems to rise up from the floor.  The screen lights up and you can see Impish Dragon in the hot tub with Diaman beside him.

Good Morning Campers,

As you can see, I’m currently taking a line out of Lethal’s playbook and coming to you this morning from an undisclosed location.  Those of you who have permission to travel around parts of the mountain may recognize the hot tub by the new pool.  (Thank you very much Ginny for the early Christmas present!)  Sadly, I’m otherwise engaged until sometime on Monday, so I can’t attend to you in person, but I assure you, I’m in capable hands.

Please take this time to enjoy the issue in the warmth of the magical tent.

As the screen dims and the lights begin to rise, you hear a very female giggle come from the speakers.

Please enjoy the issue…while I enjoy other enticements.

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This is absolutely incredible!  The physical ability of these performers is amazing!

 

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[Editor’s Note: I know that Lethal printed this joke in his last issue, but since I really like my rendition better, I thought I’d give it to you again…MY Way!]

Many people over the years has asked me how Lethal Leprechaun has gotten so rich.  And knowing that I’ve known him for so long, they just naturally ask me, I guess so they can find a way to get rich themselves.  I often tell this story of about him that shows you that, even though he is rich, he is ALWAYS working on ways to improve his financial situation.  If he thinks of a plan, he tries it out to see how it works.  Here’s the story:

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of Lethal Leprechaun’s favorite Irish pub.  Lethal stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggling it up and down in the water.

A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.

“Fishing,” replied the Leprechaun.

“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman, so he invited Lethal to have a drink at the Pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, “And how many have you caught?”

Lethal smiles and says, “You’re the eighth.”

 

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There’s been a lot of that going on lately. 

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I finally got a video of one of Lethal’s Ninja Kitties in action.  You have to see this to believe it.  If it wasn’t for the camera, no one would’ve even known that the kitty was involved.

Now that’s a cat worthy of the Ninja Kitty status.

 

 

A professor at The Ohio State University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Hamad , tell us what it’s like to have sex with a
ghost?”
Hamad replied, “Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said goats.”

 

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Now, as some of you may know, Papa Dragon Most Senior is a Floridian and he swears that they wouldn’t be caught dead with white socks and flip-flops.  He says that EVERYONE knows you wear dark socks with flip-flops and white socks with sandals.

 

 

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I’ve done this with Lethal Leprechaun and I have to tell you, it’s not as effective as this picture tries to make it seems.  I know with Lethal, it takes at least 4 drinks…and even then he can manage to hit me with that damn stick of his.

 

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Someone snapped this photo of one of our receptionists in the ladies room after the last Renaissance Fair we had.  She’d had just a wee bit too much mead.  I love the mural on the wall in their restroom, but the blue tile really needs to go.

Poor girl.

 

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Amen Charlie.  The Lame Stream Media is so busy making the news that they don’t have time to report it any more.  What a horrible downfall for a once honorable profession.

 

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Do I really need to say anything at all about this picture?

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Not sure how the second one is done, but is sure is cool looking.  LOL!

 

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A man walks into a bar with…

We interrupt this joke to bring you this special …

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This should probably be saved for the Last Word, but I just read it and it pissed me off so you’re getting it now.

I read this article…

Reports: Obama Mulling Sanctions on Israel

White House, State Department refuse to confirm or deny

Here’s the link to the whole article… http://freebeacon.com/national-security/reports-obama-mulling-sanctions-on-israel/  but the gist of the article is that the White House is considering sanctions against Israel (undoubtedly our staunchest ally in the Middle East) for building houses for Jews, in the contended area of the of East Jerusalem.   At the exact same time, the White House is vigorously pushing Congress to NOT impose sanctions on Iran who are trying to build a NUCLEAR BOMB! 

Are you kidding me???  We’re going to get pissy about people building houses and defend those that are trying to build a device to potentially kill thousands or even millions of people.

Does nobody else see what’s wrong with this administration?  The same administration that is going to denounce the lawful killing of a black punk who beat the crap out of a white law officer, but say nothing at all about the exact same thing that where the only difference was the color of the skin?

The same administration that is doing its damnedest to release terrorists from Gitmo who did their very best to destroy our country and will do so again as soon as they get out?

Maybe a better question is WTF is wrong with US?

I know return you to your joke that is currently in progress.

…start anything.

 

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With this load, you get them no matter what.  No more wondering what happens if they survive.

 

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Ouch!  This one just hurts my eyes!

 

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How about some more animated GIFs?  These are lots of fun.

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Have a wonderful rest of your weekend.

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4 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1414

  1. Great issue, as usual. I enjoyed a lot of the pics and GIF’s. Although I think the Hamburgler one might be dating us a bit, LOL. As for the article regarding the sanctions, all I can say is; WTF, over??

  2. maggie culligan says:

    Marvelous !!!!!!!

  3. Deborah says:

    Good issue!! I enjoyed the GIFs!!!!

  4. Ginny says:

    So happy the pool/hot tub is in. Tell Diaman I’m heading that way with Lethal….he said it would just be us….something about a stripper pole and other kinky stuff. He put me in charge of music, just what would pleasure you…..in MUSIC….ya dirty old dragon.

    #1414 was a great way to start the weekend with laughs and giggles. An outstanding issue and you must take a bow as the crowd applauds.

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