Good morning my friends. I’ve just completed my first week back at work and it’s been a weird one for sure. Wednesday, we got snowed in…AGAIN …
Here’s a little example of my darling dragonette shoveling snow.
What a great helper she’s been! Anyway, we’ve got more snow scheduled for this weekend and I have my first weekend duty since I’ve been back. I’m glad because I sure need the time and a half, but after not having worked for so long, I kinda need the weekend off, as well. Oh well, it will be fun regardless of what happens.
Speaking of having fun, I think it’s time for us to do the same. It’s time for us to cut loose, so…
Okay, so maybe talking about ice cream in the middle of winter is not the best thing to do, but this is way cool! If you’ll pardon the pun!
Thanks to buddy Wheats for this one! And there is a lot more truth to this than one first might see:
How to turn a mundane, everyday task into a major production.
21) Unscrew the wire nuts that hold the two wires to the fixture.
Now this is a way cool desk for the proper geek!
This is the greatest parking job ever! Well, maybe not the greatest…or even the safest…but one of the most exciting. Yeah, that would work.
Indeed, what is it that we’ve allowed that pervert Walt Disney teach our kids!!!! Oh my! I’m shocked, I tell you! Shocked!
Snow is a 4-Letter Word. Sung from Canada, but the theory is the same.
and as much as I truly love the snow, and I really do, I’m getting a little tired of it. There’s so much of it now that it’s getting in the way. Our guys on base are to the point that they are having trouble finding places to move it to. They are talking about trucking it out to the back part of the base. It’s one thing to pay people to plow the snow, it’s another thing completely when you have to pay even more people to put it in dump trucks and move it less than a mile to get it out of the way.
Anyway, I think I’m with the snowman, it’s time for warmer weather.
Caffine is the
foundation of
my food Pyramid!
I’m not 100% sure, since this picture was sent to me anonymously, plain brown envelope, slipped under my door, but I think this might be one of Lethal’s cats. Lord knows they are both smart enough to beat most any Mario game on any game platform.
Okay, so this is an old joke, but I don’t believe that is reason enough to disqualify this as a truly funny joke…
The woman in the back seat – in her usual abrasive and abusive manner, says to her chauffeur,
“You get out and check on that poor cow–you were driving.”
on his face.
the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.”
11 Reasons why working in a cubicle sucks:
1. Being told to “Think Outside the Box” when I’m in the @#$%? box all day!
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you loosen your pants to tuck in your shirt.
8. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
9. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
10. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
11. Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.
Oh lord, that was horrible!!!!
At a senior citizen’s meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. The husband stood up and was telling story of his dating habits in his youth. It seemed that every time he brought home a girl to meet his mother, his mother didn’t like her. So, finally, he started searching until he found a girl who not only looked like his mother and acted like his mother, she even sounded like his mother. So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didn’t like her.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is –- in the middle of dealing with this Syrian mess — now *this* has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “You bastard! How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I’ve just found out I’m FIVE WEEKS PREGNANT! And it’s all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?” There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME?” Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper: “Who’s this speaking?”
This must be an example of that “new” math I’ve been hearing about…
A woman went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. “How much is it?” she asked the storekeeper. “14 cents,” answered the storekeeper to the lady. “14 cents! For what?” asked the lady. The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents.” “I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11.” “What are you saying?” “As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11…I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11! Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11!
President Obama was interviewed by Bill O’Reilly before the Super Bowl. The partisan knives came out after the game. Republicans blame Denver’s poor play on Obamacare while Democrats accuse Governor Chris Christie of blocking all Bronco lanes to the end zone.
The Seattle Seahawks killed the Denver defense by repeatedly running an end-around play with the speedy Percy Harvin against the Broncos defense. It often works. The end-around is President Obama’s favorite play against Congress but he calls it the executive order.
House Republicans unveiled an immigration reform bill that will allow illegal aliens to receive work cards but not U.S. citizenship. It’d also seal off the U.S.-Mexican border before going into effect. The GOP goal is to appeal to Hispanic voters without creating more of them.
NASA announced plans to set up a facility on Mars that can create water and oxygen on Mars to aid colonization. What’s the point? In two years, the Curiosity Rover has found no football, no beer and no porn on Mars, destroying all hopes that men could survive there.
Dragon Laffs 