Good Evening Campers
You may have noticed the subtle (and some not-so-subtle) threats in yesterday’s Leprechaun Laffs. Without going TOO deeply into the back story involved let me just say that I inadvertently caused insult to Lethal’s majestic felines and by proxy, his stunningly beautiful wife, Molly. I have brought great shame to House Dragon and will try, with this post, to make amends. Stay tuned after my apology for more.
To Mrs. Leprechaun and the two beautiful and wickedly intelligent cats, whom I am not worthy enough to even call them by name, I humbly, respectfully and whole-heartedly beg your forgiveness for me and the embarrassment that I have brought to all of dragon-kind.
I wish to offer recompense in the following manner:
For Mrs. Leprechaun, one-tenth of my gold for a gift card to the jeweler of your choice.
For the cats, one-tenth of my gold to use as they see fit, plus
5 cases of each of the gourmet cat food of all their choices
5 cases of salmon
5 cases of pristine tuna
I hope that this, in some small way, makes up for my unthinking and unkind remarks.
Well campers…you have laid witness to my attempt to bring this horrible incident to a close. I hope you will all do what you can to put this incident behind you. But I want you all to know, that if I die or disappear, even under explainable circumstances, you will remember this…and take appropriate steps.
Thank you…and goodnight.