Lethal showed you guys pictures of the tree that hit my house…just one small example of the fun we’re having around here. You need to just grab your umbrella ala Mary Poppins, and float yourself off.
I’m about to float myself off to work (again!) and teach some willing young minds the ancient art of staying alive.
Cheers my friends,
How to burn 2000 calories and enjoy it!
This is just amazing. Truly, there is nothing that can describe this video for you that will prepare you for the depth, clarity and beauty of this … but be warned. You need a good internet connection to get the most out of this High Def show.
Well, since we seem to be doing videos … here’s a GREAT one called:
Make sure you watch through past the credits!
A creature rose up out of the surf and came ashore.
Its garments were made of green sea lettuce. “I am the friendly Witch of the Sand,” she said, “I am only going to sunbathe.”
The sun was terribly hot. Her skin began to bake and it turned as red as a ripe tomato!
What? You mean to tell me you have you ever seen …
a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch?
Oh dear, oh dear….more lawyer jokes…
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The
only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their
only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he
could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, “WOW, I just can’t believe
my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.”
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, “You’re
hallucinating, you’ve finally lost your mind.”
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful
woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring
or earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged
her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
One said to the other, “You know, we’ve been on this God forsaken island for
months now without a woman. It’s been such a long, long time…..So…Do
you think we should…..well…..You know…….Screw her?”
“Out of WHAT?” asked the other.
In the middle of the Karakoum (Turkmenistan) desert, close to the disappeared village called Darvaza, there is a crater of about one hundred meters of diameter and more than twenty meters of depth, called “the hell’s door”.
Inside this well, a fire has been burning for dozens of years, a fire that looks endless.
The Darvaza well is not a work of nature, but the result of an unfortunate soviet mining prospection started in the 50’s.
In 1971, a drilling provoked the collapse of an underground cavity, so revealing a gaping hole leaking enormous quantities of gas.
The geologists decided to torch the well to eliminate such toxic gas,
The soviets grossly underestimated the dimensions of the cavity: the gas that should have burned out within a few weeks has actually kept burning without interruption since 1971!
It is unknown for how long “the « hell’s door » will keep on burning. Even though the well of Darvaza is located in a region difficult to access, a lot of people gather there to observe this fascinating phenomenon.
The intense heat coming from the crater allows to approach the place only for a few minutes because of the unbearable temperature.
At night the show is Dantean: the fire burns in all its magnificence, giving the well the look of a volcanic burning crater.