Special Public Service Announcement To All Readers 11/07/2011


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Leprechaun here Folks-

OK I think that’s enough graphics to get the point across that this is an important announcement. Ahem…here we go

We interrupt you regularly scheduled mundane Monday existence to bring you this DragonLaffs Electronic Media LLP Breaking News Public Service Message Extras Edition.

Some of you may already know of this others of you probably heard something about it and put it out of your mind. Still others of you who live in caves under rocks or are liberals will probably have heard nothing of this. SO at the behest of our feckless I mean fearless leader I am send out this reminder and notice.

 

Subject: National Test of the Nationwide Emergency Alert System

For your information and situational awareness

National Test of the Nationwide Emergency Alert System

On Wednesday, November 9, 2011, FEMA, DHS and FCC will conduct the first national test of the Nationwide Emergency Alert System (EAS) test. This nationwide test will kick off at 2 pm (EST) and run concurrently across all time zones.

This system test is the first of its kind designed to broadcast a nationwide message to the American public. In the history of the country, nothing like it has been conducted on such a level. As you may be aware, there have been tests in the past, but not of this magnitude encompassing all regions of the Nation simultaneously. The three (3) minute test will run concurrently on all radio and TV band stations exceeding the previous messages broadcast which were anywhere from a 30 second to 1 minute message.

There is great concern in local police and emergency management circles about undue public anxiety over this test. The test message on TV might not indicate that it is just a test. Fear is that the lack of an explanation regarding the message might create panic. Please share this information with your family and friends so they are aware of the test.

FEMAs website provides more information regarding this test: http://www.fema.gov/emergency/ipaws/eas_info.shtm
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/offsite/?pg=http://www.fema.gov/emergency/ipaws/eas_info.shtm

Now PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT send us 500 e-mail regarding how this is a “Big Brother” or Obama taking over the media conspiracy theory event.

Some of you already have, and bluntly that’s utter crap and you should be ashamed of yourself for buying into such schlock. I’m not even you and I’m ashamed for you for embarrassing yourself like that!

This test represents a good thing and is a long time coming and in the making. It is part of the reason for the digital media initiative to allow for simultaneous communication with all homes in the event of a National disaster. This test will prove wither or not what used to take up to an hour for national networks and regional carriers to get ready for can be accomplished in the blink of an eye. No delay in times of crisis means better and more timely discrimination of information and the possible saving of lives by it.

This concludes our test of the DragonLaffs Electronic Media LLP Breaking News Public Service Message Extras Edition System.

This was a Public Service Announcement, it was only a Public Service Announcement. Had this been an actually DragonLaffs or Leprechaun Laughs Issue it would have been much longer and there would have been jokes, mirth, opinions and  coffee aplenty.

We now return you to your regular Monday mundane existence.

Imish & Lethal togeather

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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11 Responses to Special Public Service Announcement To All Readers 11/07/2011

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      I can only hope that someone hacks your spaming empire and destroys it for you

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    • lethalleprechaun says:

      I cannot possibly thank you enough for being arrogant enough o think this sort of post is an excuse for Spamming us or that we were so blind and stupid as not to notice.

      Oh! Wait! Yes I can! (makes rapid single finger gesture at the Spammer) THey for you with out gratitude

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  5. theazdingo says:

    Hey Lethal, I’m hoping you didn’t actually mean discrimination in your closing paragraph. Otherwise, a very good notice. Thanks.

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Nape didn’t mean that at all damned Live Writer’s spell checker doesn’t always put what I think I’m selecting!

      It’s like Attack of the Auto Correct for bloggers!

  6. Gracie says:

    Same day that meteor or comet or whatever it is….is going to fly between the earth and the moon? I smell conspiracy! hahahahaha

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