Good Morning Campers…I’m going to try one of Lethal’s tricks today and see if I can’t get this thing to auto-post so I can sleep in, in the morning. You’ll know if it works or not if you are up and around at 0530 hrs local Saturday morning. If it doesn’t work, then this thing will get sent out when I get up in the morning. No telling what time that is going to be, but I have a date for some electronic coffee with a dear old friend, so it can’t be that late….she gets up awfully early.
So, without further ado, let’s get our laugh on….
You would not believe the mail that this picture has generated…and by whom! I promised Lethal that I wouldn’t use his name, but his initials are Lethal Leprechaun. There, now I didn’t break any promises.
The ad ran for six days on KHLB, Mason’s local station. It’s also been heard tens of thousands of times on Youtube.
Keller, 65, has said in media interviews that he just regards the message is just common sense. “The fact is, if you are a devout Muslim, then you cannot be a true American,” he told local news station KVUE, while fielding calls congratulating him for his stance. “Why should I arm these people to kill me? That’s suicide.”
“I call it exercising my right to choose who I instruct in how to use a dangerous weapon,” he added.
But the state of Texas may disagree. The Department of Public Safety said in a statement that certified instructors of handgun training are required to comply with all applicable state and federal laws, and added: “Conduct by an instructor that denied service to individuals on the basis of race, ethnicity or religion would place that instructor’s certification by the Department at risk of suspension or revocation.” The department has said it has begun an investigation.
Below is the transcript of Crockett Keller’s radio commercial for his concealed handgun license (CHL) course. This was aired in the Mason/Kerrville/Fredericksburg area.
Hello friends and neighbors in Mason and surrounding counties.
Attention: Be a Victor and not a Victim.
We will be having a beginners concealed handgun class this coming Wednesday, October 26th, at Keller’s Riverside Store on the beautiful Llano River.
Classes start at 8:30 am. This is an all day event.
We will attempt to teach you all the necessary information you need to obtain your CHL and hopefully, when you can use your weapon to defend yourself if the need arises.
We also will give you your handgun proficiency test, as needed, to get your license.
The cost for the course is one hundred dollars. We accept cash, check, credit cards, gold and silver, and used guns. For information or to sign up call Crockett Keller 325-347-0055.
If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner-in-chief, please do not take this class. You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision, as required under the law.
Also, if you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class.
Once again, with no shame, I am Crockett Keller, 325-347-0055.
Thank you and God Bless America
Okay, let’s hear it…are you for or against. There’s a side here for every ranter. Do we agree or disagree that he is allowed to pick and choose his own customers? Because it’s a license he may or may not be allowed to discriminate by political affiliation or religion, but if he is just instructing on how to obtain a license, can’t he be choosy about his students? Just as a bartender can refuse service to anyone, can’t he do the same thing?
Now, do you agree or disagree on his choice of discretion? I certainly wouldn’t want to instruct a radical Muslim and give him the means to arm himself against me! I mean, come on!
I’m really looking to start things up with this one, so let’s hear it.
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of theworld, I rapidly realized that I don’t really care! It’s the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so. I’m retired. Go around me!
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.” Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that.. she actually said…
Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.
If less is more, then how much is “more or less”?
The printer broke up with his girl friend because she wasn’t his type.
If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting
On TV it’s a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
Q: What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens!
Q: How do you know that your tiger is telling the truth?
A: He’s not a lion.
May peace break into your home and
May thieves come to steal your debts.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline
And may laughter assault your lips!
May happiness slap you across the face
And may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had
Forget your home address!
Today’s Last Word…Comes to us in part, from Tom